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Our happy task is to welcome every guest, make every guest feel welcome, and provide a happy place where strangers come to make instant friends and leave with the hope and promise of coming back for more, and soon. Every day's a holiday at our little love shack, and you'll find more ways to shack up than meets the eye, if you know how and where to look. Our staff is happy to help by creating a perfect itinerary for your stay, in advance of your arrival, or in a private consultation upon your arrival! For example, if you're not yet sure of what mode of transportation you'll use, just call Don at the front desk and he'll be happy to set you straight on your best options for a good ride. So hop on your phone and start planning now! The pleasure is all yours! Derrick will be arriving by bus, and wanted to to know what activities we could recommend at the Tulsa station - we told him he wouldn't even need to leave the station to have a good time. He's even looking forward to his wait now. Buster got excited when we mentioned that since he's flying out of Dallas, he could join the Mile High club just as soon as the seatbelt light comes off. Another one of our guests is also on his flight and just happens to be a steward working on that same flight and will be happy to "fill him in". Tom's a bit apprehensive - a long-haul driver coming from a small farm town in New England and driving down the coast for the first time alone has him on edge, but we gave him a list of interstate rest stops we're sure he'll be relieved to find. <script src="https://static.elfsight.com/platform/platform.js" data-use-service-core defer></script> <div class="elfsight-app-f563b2bd-91ce-4e7a-8cda-437cb4de5d49" data-elfsight-app-lazy></div>

Milky Way A well-worn path in a park or the woods known for cruising -1960s- "I visited the Milky Way last weekend and met this older guy who said he was rich and owned a yacht, but that his access to it was tied up in probate at the moment. So I let him suck my dick."

Excavations are continuing on Nutbush Campground out behind Aluminum City. Guest interest has piqued when it was rumored that big bones were being talked about in relation to the work crew seen accessing the property in the early morning hours. A few of the men have apparently been seen using the urinals and stalls at Loveless Truck Stop, spending a little more time than is necessary for just pissing. But in fact, the biggest news is that a REALLY big bone has been found while clearing a wooded area for a picnic pavilion at the campground. A local amateur paleontologist and weekend ossuarian tells us that we have found a dinosaur bone millions of years old and as big as a man! We are currently in discussions about what to do with it. Options from displaying it in the lobby to cutting it into small bits and selling them as souvenirs, with engravings such as "I got boned at Loveless Motel" have been discussed. Also on the list of possibilities is to have rubber facsimiles made to be sold at Toys for Boys, located off the lobby.

In the spirit of continually offering new experiences for our guests, and in keeping with our roots, going back to the hunting lodge first built by founders Edgar Loveless and Sinjin Birdwhistle, Loveless Motel announces commencement of the construction of Nutbush Campground at Loveless Motel. Crews are hard at work, and despite that perpetual priapic state, they are still getting a lot done, and with our temperate winter weather, we project an opening date of early spring. Located in the rustic area just beyond the back of Aluminum City, and roughly adjacent to the area of The Stables and the Silver Bullet Bar, the project will complete the vision of fun in the outdoors, including cabins, tent sites, and plenty of nature trails, as well as a camp store, communal showers and latrines.

Manager Will U. Bonus "If you plan to shoplift, let us know" Hard Tack General Store at Loveless Motel tells us they have just received a good quantity of freshly laundered jock straps and denim jeans in several sizes. Hard Tack specializes in used cowboy, denim, uniform and leather gear, often left behind by guests, consigned, or purchased in the local town. Our work-release program offers gainful employment to those errant men who have been released from the Hoosegow where they've spent time for breaking the rules of our establishment, and some of the gents acquire a work ethic and personal polish which allows them to graduate into our Certified Hustler program. Stop by Hard Tack General Store for the best in personal service and merchandise selection. Manager Will U. Bonus is eager to personally see to each customer's needs, and guides the progress of his work-release charges with a firm hand.

Our doorman and chief towel attendant at The Tubs in the basement of the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel reports that several men have checked in wearing roller skates, and according to some, they received them as gifts for Christmas. The trend has apparently caught on after guests witnessing waiters at Loveless Truck Stop who wear them as an efficiency measure. The management is keeping a watchful eye on the situation, and effective immediately, all guests of The Tubs in skates or not must sign a safety waiver, holding harmless Loveless Motel, its management and staff, in the event of any mishap has a result of being rolled.

The possibilities are endless at Loveless Motel. The area between the Silver Bullet Bar and The Stables is a guest favorite for good old fashioned outdoor cruising in the woods. That guy you were eyeing last night at dinner, 3 tables over in Birdwhistle's Tearoom (located off the lobby) is suddenly right in front of you, and after oh-so-brief small talk ("Weren't you at Birdwhistle's Tearoom last night?" "Yeah but I left before dessert"), he's on his knees, asking for dessert. He's looking up at you, his mouth stuffed, while you guide him and keep him focused with your hand on the back of his head. And you're drawing an audience...

You might even hit a dry spell at Loveless Truckstop. When just about all your goodbuddies are still on the road and you get that itch, you might encounter a bit of trade dressed like a trucker, and be fooled. No problem! Just ask to see a Certified Hustler card, issued by Loveless Motel. These men offer the best thing next to a full guarantee that you won't be taken for the wrong kind of ride. Satisfaction is nearly always guaranteed, and you can always say "no thanks". In that case, just take a walk over to the Silver Bullet bar or the Stables area behind the Motel for a little bonding for free.

Once you see our facilities, you may decide to make Loveless Truckstop your future home away from home. You can park your rig for any length of time. Full hookups are available for nightly stays, and long term storage is available too. And if all you want is a quick meal and some stimulating conversation, you've found the right place.

At Loveless Motel, we sadly said goodbye to summer right on schedule - the last week of the month turned chilly and all the fun was indoors. Last weekend, October decided to turn up the heat and so we are currently experiencing Indian Summer in our neck of the woods, out around the Silver Bullet Bar, where there are loads of woodland creatures soaking up the sun, and looking for adventure. Fast friends are a sure thing at Loveless Motel.

The Hokey Pokey A foursome of fellows staying in one of our Fireplace Suites at Loveless Motel practices their act for the Fall Follies at Footlight Fairies Cabaret. As a point of information, Group act contestants in the Fall Follies are scored on cohesion and the ability to follow simple directions. Your RIGHT foot. It appears our blonde is compliant. Judges are not blonde.

Daytime cruising in the area around the Silver Bullet Bar attracts a lot of cowboys, and often some of the hired hands who wander over on their lunch break from The Stables at Loveless Motel. Wanna be the man in the middle?

As these men are illustrating, pretty much anything goes at Aluminum City, Loveless Motel's trailer park next door to the motel. Several acres of pristine landscaping dotted by the most up to date Trailer Homes are the perfect location for your next party. Book a tin can today!

Vaseline Alley is a sure-fire way to meet a new friend, says our NYC pal, who sent us a few pictures he took recently in Central Park. He said there's a section there called the Rambles, but last time he was there, some cheap hustler stole his camera when is pants were down around his ankles and his attention was diverted elsewhere. "I lost my camera and its roll, when I got rolled.

A popular time to do a load is the morning of departure from the resort. Once again, we've had to ask our patrons to not crowd around the laundry room door as a courtesy to those patrons in need of getting their load off their departure checklist. The 8 Ball Bar directly next to the Laundry Room behind the pool house, and across the street from the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel is the place to hang in that area, and if the bar is too crowded, we remind you that there are several alternatives across the resort when the weather turns cooler. There are stiff penalties for ignoring this simple rule. Just ask someone who has spent a night in the Hoosegow for preventing a guest from taking care of his load.

Some men have found out a secret about the lake - just around the bend from the beach there's an old abandoned commercial area - locals know it well. Loveless Motel is just full of surprises.

Dick Blunt, tobacconist extraordinaire at Loveless Motel, shares with us some of his private photo collection including a rotogravure of his two "uncles", Mr. Thaddeus B. Packin, and Mr. Peter S. Tirring, standing outside their photography studio, who met years back in the steam room of a gentlemen's club at which they were both members, in Kalamazoo, Michigan. Dick says they broke him in pretty good, and eventually fronted him the money for his first business venture as an agent for male circus performers, such as sword swallowers, muscle men, contortionists and the occasional geek.

What smoking policy? The policy is to pay for and not bum your cigarettes. Never heard of such a thing. It's 1962 at Loveless Motel, and we sell candy cigarettes in the gift shop for you to take home to your little bastards, or your brother's kids. You can get any tobacco product you desire and smoke all you want, anywhere you like. Check out Blunt Smoke Shop and Lottery Tickets, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel. Try to use the ashcans around the property. You can buy souvenir ashtrays at Hit and Split - that's why we don't have fancy printed ones in the bars, bub, for you to steal. Or use the parking lot or a dance floor. Please don't dump your car ashtrays in the parking lot, however. Wait til you're down the road a piece to do that.

Vaseline Alley A long unbroken line of benches in a public park where homosexuals are known to cruise and congregate. New York City -1920s-

One of our frequent guests at Loveless Motel just sent us a few pictures of his stomping grounds in New York City. The only reason you'd need a suit here is to get into Tickler's Lounge, our piano bar, located off the lobby. He's a popular guest with a repertoire of over 200 show tunes in his suit, and 32 positions out of it.

This man has come to Loveless Motel from one of our midwestern states, where he works on a farm, driving a tractor under a hot Kansas sun. It's good to be out of those levis and give the rest of him the exposure it deserves. Take the fork to the left, just past the parking lot next to the Bunkhouse.

At Loveless Motel, if your crave a taste of home, stop by our own version of Vaseline Alley... just follow the crowd. We have a park bench with your name on it.

Our guest asked us if it was worth taking a walk in the woods surrounding Loveless Motel. We told him that he wouldn't have to wait long, and advised him to take a pair of sandals. We expect when he comes back he'll have tales to tell.

The woods are the place...and Loveless Motel has 'em. Ken has wood too, and plenty.

The hills are alive, surrounding Loveless Motel. Stop by Hit and Split, located off the lobby, and pick up a light packed lunch. Jim loves packing his buddy Bruce, and Bruce can be heard (for miles) extolling his buddy's talents.