What smoking policy?  

The policy is to pay for and not bum your cigarettes.

Never heard of such a thing. It's 1962 at Loveless Motel,

and we sell candy cigarettes in the gift shop for you

to take home to your little bastards, or your brother's kids.

 You can get any tobacco product you desire

and smoke all you want, anywhere you like.

 Check out Blunt Smoke Shop and Lottery Tickets,

located off the lobby at Loveless Motel.

Try to use the ashcans around the property.

You can buy souvenir ashtrays at Hit and Split -

that's why we don't have fancy printed ones

in the bars, bub, for you to steal.

Or use the parking lot or a dance floor.

 Please don't dump your car ashtrays in the parking lot, however.

Wait til you're down the road a piece to do that.