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A blog by redheaguy51 in Personal Blogs

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Using gay vintage gay porn images to tell tall tales,  "Loveless Motel Parody" is a blog about a fictional 20th century gay resort, where men on vacation are assured by the management that they will have a good time and get what they came for. Vintage gay porn and other pics from the Twentieth Century (1900s through the 1990s) are captioned, telling tongue-in-cheek stories of fictional guests and employees of a notoriously cruisy sexual playground. Recurring characters and storylines unfold from post to post, and  21st century navigational aids including tags, categorization, and sidebar links help you discover all the secrets of Loveless Motel Parody. My recommendation is that you start from the very first post.  The sidebar to the right includes a link to it.
 
I do not own any images used. The vast majority if images are vintage, though I have taken a few liberties from time to time by digitally enhancing or changing an image to fit a story line, or have taken a newer image when an old one can't be found to fit a narrative. My purpose is pure prurient adult entertainment or a laugh, and not for monetary gain. Requests for removal of any content will be honored as soon as possible. Image sources can usually be found via search, and  I find Google Images particularly helpful in identifying sources. I welcome all constructive feedback, comments, and whatever reader-approval mechanisms are available on the site. I view my efforts as a self-indulgent retirement hobby, and no more.
 
There is a real Loveless Motel and Cafe' in Nashville, TN. I ran across the image the vintage deco era sign online one day, searching for images of vintage motel neon signs, and was intrigued by the irony of the name, and the sign's blue and pink coloration, and Loveless Motel Parody was born.  There is no resemblance of my characters or descriptions.  Any similarities are unintentional and purely coincidental.
 
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GUESTS

524. Military Balls and Tuba City

Nic the Senior Manager of Loveless Motel called a leadership meeting this week to talk about drumming up business in its entertainment category, since lately Footlight Fairies Cabaret has suffered poor attendance due to some issues remaining from the Cat Show debacle. It seems half the drag queens have allergies and the dander remaining especially from the long haired pussies has caused half the chorus and one headliner to be down for the count. Bobbie Frapples, the show's lead, bravely attempte
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YESTERYEARS QUEERS WORD OF THE DAY

523. Yesteryear's Queers' Word of the day #59 - Bead Reading

Bead-Reading To tell someone off, preferably with and audience -1960s- "Honey, I'd read your beads, but I know absolutely nothing about costume jewelry" Ramon Navarro King George V as Prince of Wales Prince Albert Victor, Duke of Clarence Harvey Keitel, The Duellists, 1977 Winston Churchill at 21 Emperor Franz Josef of Austria and King of Hungary colorized by Mario Unger Czar Nicholas II of Russia, first cousin of George V, colorized by Mario Unger
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STAFF MEMBERS

522. Rock Blockhead's Construction crew demolishes Laundry Room wall

Rock Blockhead, Construction Projects Manager of Loveless Motel, after his successful leadership of the buildout of Nutbush Campground, takes a last opportunity to conduct the pre-demolition meeting of the wall between the 8 Ball Bar and the Laundry Room, to prepare the combined space of the Dirty Pool Bar, which will include the pool table, bar and laundry machines. Rock says he spent many happy evenings shooting on this very table. Known for his casual style, his crews are eager work under him
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GUESTS

521. Making memories at Nutbush Campground

Opening weekend seems to have gone off without a hitch at Nutbush Campground at Loveless Motel.  Many campers took the time to explore the trails, and Snap Wadmacher of Shutter Bug Camera Shop tagged along and got some great shots of our nature lovers' activities.  Paying customers can expect to have their photos arrive in plain brown mailers soon, (with a return address of "Fishing Camp") to the addresses provided to the check-in desk upon registration.  This, of course, may present a challenge
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STAFF MEMBERS

520. Staff Member - Publicity and Communications Manager Callum Z. Blabber

"Callum, you're such a gossipy boy. Best of luck, Coach Warner", his gym teacher had written in his senior yearbook. Asked what the Z. stood for for recently, he laughed and said it was his father's little joke - it doesn't stand for anything, but Dad thought it made his name sound funny and would get attention. And so it did. It was certainly better than a boy named "Sue". Like the S in Harry S. Truman does. it adds gravitas, hopefully. Or it makes people laugh when the name is called from an a
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ACCOMMODATIONS

519: Nutbush Campground Grand Opening!

Yesterday was the  big day - Loveless Motel has been working for months creating a campground to expand its spring, summer and fall accommodations and despite a forecast of rain, the big parade started off at the Motorpool, as promised.  Hard Tack manager Will U Bonus kilted up to pipe the assembled crowd into the campground, the parade winding down past the Bunkhouse, through the newly constructed archway.  On the shores of the campground swimming hole, a lone player answers Will's call.  A dru
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518. Welcome to Reluctant Gardens

Spring is here, and gardening with it at Loveless Motel.  Green thumb goobers are legion all across the property from the planters in front of the cafe at Loveless Truck Stop, to the bushes and trails in and around the Silver Bullet bar and over at Aluminum City.  First time in a sun bonnet? Not to worry, the boots really butch it up.  Even in front of the rhododendrons, you are matchless holding a rake.  Do you wash windows? Wash that "somebody made me do this" look off your face...
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LECTURES AND LEARNING

517. Three things for interns to to remember

Uncle Joe always inserts into his lectures during his intern classes at Loveless Motel "Three things to remember" and teaches this module as a class participation activity, and asks this particular class of nine men to form  3 groups of three by counting off "1,2 or 3" "I'm going to assign each group one thing to remember, and it's your task to illustrate to the class what each thing means and an easy way to remember it.  "Snap" Wadmacher will take a photo of each group showing us your interpret
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LAUNDRY ROOM

516. Pragmatism

Since the closure of the Laundry Room guests have expressed concern that they have been taken to the cleaners on two counts.  The price of having laundry taken into town for dry-cleaning is exorbitant, and, they claim, the price of second hand clothing at Hard Tack General Store is being artificially jacked up to milk stranded vacationers out of money they would otherwise spend in the shops, bars and restaurants at Loveless Motel.  In an effort to mitigate the situation, instead of being release
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HOLIDAYS

515. Don't forget to file your Texas

Loveless Motel hopes you find a few loopholes in yer lariat this April so you can ramble over to our range and rope some action at Malamute Saloon, Nutbush Campground, the Silver Bullet Bar, or where ever you decide to get yer boots licked in our Panhandle.  There's a cowboy or two waitin' for you.
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RETAIL SHOPS

513. New Dirty Dozen at After Midnight Arcade

Just hitting the shelves are 12 new titles at After Midnight Arcade, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel. It doesn't really open at midnight.  You can go in there and drop quarters 24 hours a day, seven days a week, if you like.  The spooge brigade is eager to clean up after you - those eager lads who have entered into the work release program after having been incarcerated in the Hoosegow for looking at a bartender cross-eyed, wearing a combination of a horizontally striped shirt with verti
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STAFF MEMBERS

512. Lifeguard Try-outs open soon!

Loveless Motel is gearing up for a wet and wild season by interviewing for Lifeguard positions for both Lake Loveless and our pool. Aspirants should join other interested men at the old hangar located in the Motor Pool area for a whistle blowing demonstration to be held soon, followed by a lecture on best blowing practices, recognizing situations in which blowing is the best course of action, and how to recover from an unsuccessful blow.  You may bring your own whistle (please, no slide whistles
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CELEBRITIES

511. "Sush" Yuniyoshi has a request...

About Storme Delarverie Storme Delarverie photo by Diane Arbus - 1961     Sush Yuniyoshi, author of the coffee table book sensation, "Brrrr...How Cold is this Blood, Already?", called up Nic the Senior Manager a while back with a request. Fresh off his success after a round of television appearances and fish parties, his cousin, an aspiring writer, had  been suffering from writer's block and just needed to get away for a bit, so joined a traveling female impersonator re
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CELEBRITIES

510. Footlight Fairies Cabaret engages frequent guests

Loveless Motel guests were entertained last night in an impromptu surprise appearance by frequent guests working under the names of Smith and Smith at Footlight Fairies Cabaret, with a special cameo guest who appeared briefly on stage, to the shock and delight of the small crowd assembled that evening, unbeknownst to management ahead of time, and afterwards escorted quickly off the property and put in a cab.  Women are not allowed at Loveless Motel in any capacity, though  we secretly employ one
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INTERNSHIP

509. Uncle Joe's First Clue

Jack Leyendecker, talent scout for Loveless Motel's intern program, made a trip to Tuba City, Arizona on a tip he received from an old friend that there was a cluster of young men there who showed promise and he might be able to fill half his quota in one stop. These fellows were all enrolled at the local community college voc/tech school, all had been members of the same basket ball team in high school, and continued their gamesmanship in weekend get togethers at a local  desert ranch under the
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ACCOMMODATIONS

508. Nutbush Campground Soft Opening

The soft opening of Nutbush Campground is being conducted by the current class of interns of Loveless Motel Internship Program.  Their graduation contingent on successfully completing a group challenge, they're tasked with venturing out onto the nearly complete Nutbush Campground and finding a tent site. They must scout out sites anywhere on the property, vast by any measure, and lay claim to the perfect spot. Several site styles have been constructed, including full hookup, partial hookup, and
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YESTERYEARS QUEERS WORD OF THE DAY

506. Yesteryear's Queers' Word of the Day #57- In the Closet

In the closet Keeping one's  sexual preference status undivulged to most of one's associates -1960s- The Degrees of Gay Self Awareness and "Coming Out" stages Consciousness: Horror and revulsion at the thought that one might be discovered as "being different" Fraternity: Secretly seeking out the company of others who share one's interests Concealment: Engaging in activities which leave no doubt of one's masculinity Testing: Taking small steps to gauge the reaction of one's associates Realization
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COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT

505. There's a man in my kitchen cabinet!

One of our booking agents in the phone room at Loveless Motel reports an anxious guest has lodged a complaint, and the conversation went like this: Agent: Good morning - let's plan your next vacation! What are you wearing?  Caller: What do you mean, what am I wearing?  Who cares what I'm wearing. There's a naked man in my kitchen cabinet, and I am afraid for my life, and for the safety of my canned fruit! Agent: Well, how did that happen? Have you called your local police? That sounds quite conc
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LEGAL

504. Loveless Motel v. Uranus Walls, Inc.

Loveless Motel has retained the legal firm, Pounds, Butts, and Bates, LLC, to take action against Uranus Walls, Inc, ("Your solution for an interior that's out of this world"), for the unflattering job they did recently in the reception area of Nic the Senior Manager's new office expansion. Exhibit A, the documentary photograph taken by Shutter Bug Camera Shop photographer Snap Wadmacher of Nic's buddy Irving, who is supervising the landscaping job being completed for the registration area of Nu
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TRAVEL

503. Going Bananas for Breakfast

Are you a fussy man?  Loveless  Motel invites you to get your assiduous ass over here, via car, bus, plane, train, bicycle, or banana boat where you can be as fastidious with your fucktool as you want, as long as you eat a good breakfast at one of our fine or fast dining establishments. Call one of our booking agents today, and tell him your looking for a punctilious Pogue with a tight puckerhole who wants to see your big banana and show you how to peel it.  And as always, your agent will start
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HOLIDAYS

502. Just kidding...

Holy Monday, its April 1st! and we advise you to be on the lookout for your fellow lodgers who are up to no good, at your expense. Burning bags of feces, super-glued locks, rubber cement on toilet seats, and missing sock mates are all known to occur. Don't be surprised if a bus full of bull dykes dressed in drag, from Yodeling Canyon Campground, the all gal resort across the lake, shows up demanding to be let into Mauve Tavern. It's all in a day's work at Loveless Motel.
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