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508. Nutbush Campground Soft Opening
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The soft opening of Nutbush Campground is being conducted by the current class of interns of Loveless Motel Internship Program. Their graduation contingent on successfully completing a group challenge, they're tasked with venturing out onto the nearly complete Nutbush Campground and finding a tent site. They must scout out sites anywhere on the property, vast by any measure, and lay claim to the perfect spot. Several site styles have been constructed, including full hookup, partial hookup, and "rustic" sites which have absolutely no amenities, relying on a camper's skills to survive in the wild (or more likely what they will chose because it's all they can afford). Interns are scouting the "rustic" variety, hiking to a spot and pitching a tent, where-ever. These gents decided on the rock pictured above, agreeing, to a man, that it would provide a nice solid floor and drainage in the event of rain. Never fucking mind that you can't drive a stake into a rock.-
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504. Loveless Motel v. Uranus Walls, Inc.
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Loveless Motel has retained the legal firm, Pounds, Butts, and Bates, LLC, to take action against Uranus Walls, Inc, ("Your solution for an interior that's out of this world"), for the unflattering job they did recently in the reception area of Nic the Senior Manager's new office expansion. Exhibit A, the documentary photograph taken by Shutter Bug Camera Shop photographer Snap Wadmacher of Nic's buddy Irving, who is supervising the landscaping job being completed for the registration area of Nutbush Campground, illustrates Nic's complaint. "It's obvious that whoever put this crap up was drunk. I didn't pay for remnants. Nothing matches, and it looks like it was installed with a welding torch. This all needs to be removed. We need to get someone in here who can demonstrate the meaning of well hung." Barristers Pounds and Butts have suggested a loose compensation arrangement, while Bates offers a completely different solution taking a firm hand and a good grip on the situation, milking it for all it's worth and as a result, Nic has said it he feels like he's getting jerked around and screwed, and says he won't stand for it. Irving just rolled his big brown eyes.-
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411. Talking Dirty is my Second Most Favorite Anonymous Thing to Do
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At Loveless Motel, the guy you eyed across the dancefloor last night is describing in detail how his morning is going. The party-line is hopping this morning, and there are even a few familiar voices. Nic, a senior manager, is also in on the fun. If your verbal skills are a bit rusty, or you're a bit of a novice, you can take Nic's class, held on any rainy Tuesday in the Grab-Basket Conference Room, entitled "Talking Dirty is My Second Most Favorite Anonymous Thing To Do"-
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389. Lobby Christmas Tree becomes Popular Photo Op
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After the debacle of the drunken Christmas Card scandal, it seems the word has gotten out at Loveless Motel, and guests are requesting pictures of themselves posing in front of the tree in the lobby. Photo sessions are allowed only between the hours of 3 AM and 5 AM when the exterior lobby doors are locked. "Snap" Wadmacher, ace inhouse photographer at Shutterbug Camera Shop says his index finger is sore from all the extra action it's been seeing lately. Here's and example of the result: Calvin is currently staying in room 222 and has offered to provide "Snap" with something else to do with his finger. -
Psycho Randy the desk clerk has finally reported in, and said that during one of the rope demonstrations he was handed a cocktail, and the next thing he knew, he awakened in his staff bedroom with his ankles and wrists with red marks around them, when a tall black guy walked in from the living room totally naked and asked if ne needed any additional plumbing services, and laughed. Randy thought about it for a couple seconds, and decided he could wear a long sleeve shirt to work, and didn't mind standing through his shift.
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249. Abandoned buildings down by the lake
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Some men have found out a secret about the lake - just around the bend from the beach there's an old abandoned commercial area - locals know it well. Loveless Motel is just full of surprises. -
241. Yesteryear's Queers' Word of the Day #28 - On the Down-Low
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On the Down-Low Black men who don't identify as gay, but have sex with other men while maintaining a straight identity -1980s- "Michael's always talking about yodeling the canyon, but he's definitely on down-low for some big black cock." -
240. Aluminum City Video/Trailer Package
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a56faa61b9eec62d.mp4 At Aluminum City, we've converted one of the larger trailers into a studio which can be rented by the hour for a minimum of 4 hours for a special video/trailer package. Camera equipment, including 8mm, and video cassettes can be purchased or rented at Shutter Bug Camera Shop at Loveless Motel, located off the lobby, to capture your private party, and special rates include a trailer setup to your themed specifications. These brothers asked us to supply gym equipment , a fluffer and a cameraman for a memory video of their special meeting. And may we say, the illustrated exactly what is meant by "Black is Beautiful". -
218. Bunkhouse Quandry - early or late?
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It's a busy morning, as usual, over at the locker room in the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel. The question is, are these guys up early, or up late?-
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There are so many impressive candidates lately, the Management at Loveless Motel has been stretching to fit some candidates in. But our professional team always finds a way for the right candidate to slide in.
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That trunk up in the attic keeps providing added delights, every time we send an intern up there.
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TGIF Happy Hour gatherings at the Silver Bullet Bar down in the woods at Loveless Motel are well known for the clientele and results.
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Fun comes in all flavors at Loveless Motel. Two of our maintenance men take a break from their Fix It shop before heading over to work on a repair to one of the stalls in the men's room off the lobby. Someone complained that the gloryhole was too small.
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Some of our guests inform us that they have been inducted into the Mile High club while on their journey to Loveless Motel. We offer special discounts to travel industry employees... the discount rises based on a number of factors. We've got your number.
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