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460. You'll have to drag me out of here! - Monday Motivational
CalHowdy posted a blog entry in Loveless Motel Parody backup
It's raining - it's Monday. He had a little too much to drink and stayed up late - Who the fuck wants to work? Psycho Randy gets a call at the front desk from one of the Birdwhistle Tearoom waiters who says he's feeling poorly, and Randy knows better - its the same kid he saw peering through a gloryhole at him over at the Bunkhouse at 1AM this morning. Randy was just there to take a piss, and ignored the kid, but Birdwhistle Tearoom patrons aren't gonna ignore the fact that he's MIA , when they're told they're waiting on the waiter! Not on his watch! He pops his head into Nic's office saying he needs coverage and why, and Nic says "Go give the little fucker some motivation to get his ass to work!" Randy's gonna march right over to the kid's room and give him a piece of his mind, and a bit of ... motivation ... with the back of his hand, and "get his ass to work" before he even walks out of his room. Knock Knock - who's there? - The kid? "All's well that ends well" His plan to have a little Randy in morning worked well. -
It just goes to show you - If it's not one thing, it's another. If something can go wrong, it will go wrong. When it rains it pours. As soon as the leak in the grotto pool at The Tubs was fixed, the water heater on the second floor of the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel exploded, flooding part of the kitchen at Malamute Saloon. Crews are feverishly working to have things ready to go for New Year's Eve, working 24 hours, round the clock. It's been noticed that some of the workers are a little older, and on the evening shift they are liable to take more breaks, and the construction crew foreman believes in rewarding the men for their hard work. It just goes to show you - If you suck it, they will cum.
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400. Maintenance crew repairing grotto leak at The Tubs
CalHowdy posted a blog entry in Loveless Motel Parody backup
The waterfall at the Tubs in the basement of The Bunkhouse has been temporarily shut off for a couple days to repair a leak in the grotto pool. Contractors have quickly assessed the damage and workers are taking as few breaks as possible to insure the feature is restored to full working capacity in time for the influx of guests expected in the last 2 weeks of the year. Only the most necessary activities of the crew are being sanctioned by the management. When Nic, Loveless Motel Senior manager called the contractor's office and told the secretary "We've gotta leak in our basement", she replied, "Go ahead, sir - it's your basement!" She's been replaced by a promising young intern sent over my Nic.-
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397. Weren't you at Birdwhistle's Tearoom last night?
CalHowdy posted a blog entry in Loveless Motel Parody backup
The possibilities are endless at Loveless Motel. The area between the Silver Bullet Bar and The Stables is a guest favorite for good old fashioned outdoor cruising in the woods. That guy you were eyeing last night at dinner, 3 tables over in Birdwhistle's Tearoom (located off the lobby) is suddenly right in front of you, and after oh-so-brief small talk ("Weren't you at Birdwhistle's Tearoom last night?" "Yeah but I left before dessert"), he's on his knees, asking for dessert. He's looking up at you, his mouth stuffed, while you guide him and keep him focused with your hand on the back of his head. And you're drawing an audience... -
The Board of Directors of the Love-Whistle Inc. has decided to keep Loveless Motel Senior Manager Nic, recognizing all his hard work. Nic, a definite ass man who loves to fuck it and have his eaten, has asked one of his current favorite interns to his suite to help him celebrate by showing the boss some gratitude. Psycho Randy and Snap Wadmacher helped film the party.
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384. Hoosegow Bound - Hit and Split nude arrest
CalHowdy posted a blog entry in Loveless Motel Parody backup
Contrary to the rules, a guest was caught shopping nude at Hit and Split, the convenience store off the lobby at Loveless Motel. Guests are reminded that the store and the lobby (and the parking lot during daylight hours) are the only places nudity is not allowed at the resort, because they have outside entrances easily accessed by the general public. Flagrant disregard of the rules will land you a night in the Hoosegow, the detention center located at the Bunkhouse, where just about anything might happen, at the discretion of the staff of the facility.-
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376. Can't wait to get to Loveless Motel!
CalHowdy posted a blog entry in Loveless Motel Parody backup
Literally, these guys just can't wait to get to Loveless. The whole point of the trip was privacy, a pool, sauna, new friends, new experiences, but it looks like car head is inevitable, and that 2 night room guarantee deposit is non-refundable. Fuel is not cheap this year at 65 cents a gallon. And deposits, as it turns out, cum in all kinds of flavors -
At Loveless Motel, we sadly said goodbye to summer right on schedule - the last week of the month turned chilly and all the fun was indoors. Last weekend, October decided to turn up the heat and so we are currently experiencing Indian Summer in our neck of the woods, out around the Silver Bullet Bar, where there are loads of woodland creatures soaking up the sun, and looking for adventure. Fast friends are a sure thing at Loveless Motel.
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Our talented mechanics are at the ready to handle your most pressing needs at a moment's notice. Stop by today to tour the facility. We're told they are running a special on decorative suicide knobs - ask for Rod.
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291. Happy to give directions for your incoming stay
CalHowdy posted a blog entry in Loveless Motel Parody backup
"Thanks for calling Loveless Motel Booking Department - What are you wearing?" Previous guests are familiar with the provocative greeting. Our booking office phone room is at the ready to assist with your every pre-arrival need, 24 hours day. Our late night shift is handled by just two men, and invariably there are times when there may be a hold, especially when the conversation turns to wardrobe.-
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290. Those crazy mechanics at the Motor Pool
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Some days it seems like nothing gets done at the Motor Pool at Loveless Motel. Those crazy guys! You just never know what you'll walk into at the garage.-
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Loveless Motel is aware of the slow progress our contractors are making on recent improvements to the property, and it is unnecessary to report work slowdown observations, especially if you have participated in some of the causes for the slowdown.
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287. Cruising Hours enforced by local constabulary
CalHowdy posted a blog entry in Loveless Motel Parody backup
Loveless Motel would like to remind our incoming guests that the local constabulary patrols our parking lots, and will detain anyone who is visibly naked from the vantage point of the frontage road passing Loveless Motel, from sunup to sundown, year round. Please make sure your parking lot cruising takes place after dark and before dawn.-
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- uniform iron horse
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Loveless Motel bartenders are top of the list for most guest contact during a vacation. Tip well, and the rewards will be tangible.
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Weather forecast says it will be windy today, and that means on the beach at the lake at Loveless Motel. Nipples to the wind, gentlemen.
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Find your groove at the beach on the lake at Loveless Motel
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The Malamute Saloon at the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel pours a big mug and puts a head on it, but sure enough, it'll catch up to ya.. .and there's always a cowboy waitin' to watch and have some second hand beer.
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200. The hills are alive with the sound....
CalHowdy posted a blog entry in Loveless Motel Parody backup
The hills are alive, surrounding Loveless Motel. Stop by Hit and Split, located off the lobby, and pick up a light packed lunch. Jim loves packing his buddy Bruce, and Bruce can be heard (for miles) extolling his buddy's talents. -
Some of the Leathermen will be hosting a biker picnic over near the Silver Bullet Bar across from the Stables at Loveless Motel. Wanna ride?
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The barn over at The Stables at Loveless Motel is a great place to sit back and take a load off....
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From the album: Cruising the Woods
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Bright, attractive decor and fresh linens enhance a romantic getaway at Loveless Motel. These two men are getting to know each other in lush surroundings.
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One of our delicious models demonstrates his skills in a recent photo shoot arranged at the Shutter Bug Camera Shop, where you can book a model, 8 millimeter camera, and props in one of our Studio rooms, or for an upcharge, receive a model visit in your private room. Extra services are available upon request at Loveless Motel.
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Things will be heating up at Loveless Motel this summer. The pool will be the place to be - clothing optional, naturally. Here's one of our maintenance men enjoying some of his free time before the summer rush.
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This weekend, Dr. John Long returns for our spring lecture series, Your Penis and You. You'll find him extending a helping hand in the Grab-Basket Conference Room located just off the Lobby at Loveless Motel.
