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Loveless Motel guests were entertained last night in an impromptu surprise appearance by frequent guests working under the names of Smith and Smith at Footlight Fairies Cabaret, with a special cameo guest who appeared briefly on stage, to the shock and delight of the small crowd assembled that evening, unbeknownst to management ahead of time, and afterwards escorted quickly off the property and put in a cab. Women are not allowed at Loveless Motel in any capacity, though we secretly employ one woman in the kitchen whose specific task is to make coleslaw for all restaurants on the property. She's 78, nearly blind and very hard of hearing, goes commando and straddles the bucket as she mixes a batch of 30 pounds at a time, which we have asked her not to do, but everyone raves about the coleslaw so management has decided to leave well enough alone - hands off the coleslaw lady, per Nic. Anyway, our California guests ("Cary Grant and Randolph Scott got nothin' on us...") seek rest and solitude while sneaking away to our little Tryst Town, and Loveless guests know to the respect the privacy and anonymity of men they may recognize. After all, that's what gloryholes are for.

New project.mp4 A couple days ago we told you about the First Annual Loveless Motel Cat Show. Scratch that. (so to speak). Make that First and Last. Here's what went down. A late entry was called in Friday night, and Nic allowed the two men, Alberich and Bob, to enter their cat. The men arrived with quite a bit of luggage and one very large crate, and due to its size, they were given a larger unit on Lover's Lane near the other entrants' lodgings, however all the recently tiled units were taken and so a carpeted unit had to do. Yesterday morning, the day of the show, held in Footlight Fairies Cabaret, each of the owners set up his table with his cat on display, and Alberich and Bob wheeled in their sizeable crate. The table had to be removed due to its inadequacy, and the two men stood next to the big box while the auditorium filled with cat fanciers and curiosity seekers alike. There were oohs and ahs as the crowd began to circulate among the tables, hardly observing little easy-to-follow directional signs like "Do not insert your fucking fingers into the fucking cage". The temptation to feel fur is just a bit much for some people, and so there was a lot of touching and feeling going on of the cats, too. Foregoing the usual understated attire for such a show, Alberich in his rhinestone studded cape, and Bob with a whip, in his bulging skin-tight unitard, stood out among the others, but unfortunately the crate being guarded by the two men was solid wood, and there was nothing to be seen, so the crowd largely ignored them.

New Year's Eve this year included a stellar lineup of coverboys, flesh fantasies, D list opera singers, and Mariachi rockers. Who could ask for anything more at Footlight Fairies Cabaret, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel. In related news, one performer expired (luckily off stage and after his performance) of lead poisoning due to an overapplication of metallic makeup, and the audience was so blitzed that the sound of an arriving ambulance was assumed to be just part of the show at neighboring Smarty Pants Disco.

RubItOutSanta.mp4 Every year we drop hints regarding who will be hiding under the beard a Santa for the Christmas Show at Footlight Fairies Cabaret, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel. Our holiday artist in residence for this year is shown below. His reputation precedes him (by about 8 inches) and he'll be holing up for the holidays at Aluminum City. All you holes can start lining up to sit on his special lap on December 20th. Extra charges may apply.

Our Footlight Fairies Cabaret inhouse band, The Fab Four, are shown here in a practice session in the sub-basement of the Bunkhouse (also known as The Tubs). These guys can make all the racket they want down there, and have an agreement with the manager to whom they have made a promise that no one will get shocked, with only a slight fear that the humidity from the indoor waterfall might cause an electric shock. The band reports "so far so good" and has gained a number of fans who are regular patrons of The Tubs. "The Fab Four" can be seen every weekend at the Footlight Fairies Cabaret, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel

The Hokey Pokey A foursome of fellows staying in one of our Fireplace Suites at Loveless Motel practices their act for the Fall Follies at Footlight Fairies Cabaret. As a point of information, Group act contestants in the Fall Follies are scored on cohesion and the ability to follow simple directions. Your RIGHT foot. It appears our blonde is compliant. Judges are not blonde.

Footlight Fairies Cabaret, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel, hosts a Jackoff party and contest - check the event card found in your room for dates and times. These fellas are practicing for the "Helping Hand Trio" event in which the goal is to have all members of a trio cum as quickly as possible while being jacked by a buddy. It's harder than you think! The first group to finish wins a breakfast snack coupon from the Hit and Split and a gift certificate from You Crazy Beach Hut

Longtime guests of Loveless Motel will no doubt remember the nearby Bates Motel and the friendly and informal competitions held on that property, with categories such as Quickest Cummer, Longest Edge, and Biggest Load, and the grand prize, the Master Bator, awarded to the man who had the best average overall in the combined categories. These memorable legacy events are now part of our activity offerings on the main stage at The Footlight Fairies Cabaret, located off the lobby

From time to time, Loveless Motel plays host to great drag shows, from festive amateur nights to full-on balls, with well- known professional entertainers a mainstay in the Footlight Fairies Cabaret, located off the lobby.