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From the album: ART BY DAN MANN - MISC
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Psycho Randy the desk clerk has finally reported in, and said that during one of the rope demonstrations he was handed a cocktail, and the next thing he knew, he awakened in his staff bedroom with his ankles and wrists with red marks around them, when a tall black guy walked in from the living room totally naked and asked if ne needed any additional plumbing services, and laughed. Randy thought about it for a couple seconds, and decided he could wear a long sleeve shirt to work, and didn't mind standing through his shift.
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259. Officer Dick confronts an errant guest just in time
redheaguy51 posted a blog entry in Loveless Motel Parody backup
At Loveless Motel, our security staff, headed up by Officer Dick, who in his off duty hours watches over our property and guests with a staff of dedicated hands-on assistants, recently caught a local man trying to hot-wire a lodger's car in the parking lot over at Aluminum City. He was able to provide the gentleman with a demonstration of just what happens to those who are incarcerated for felonious actions involving auto theft. We can't confirm that the perp thought it was much of a deterrent, however. Guests of our adjacent trailer lot, Aluminum City, receive all the benefits and the immense talent of our watchful security staff, day and night, all year long. -
As the prospect of another boring weekend at home looms in your immediate future, the solution is staring you directly in the face. Hop in your jalopy and head over to Loveless Motel, where you'll find loads of fun and come within inches of tasting fulfillment. Call our booking office now!
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From the album: ART BY DAN MANN - DADS
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From the album: ART BY DAN MANN - DADS
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240. Aluminum City Video/Trailer Package
redheaguy51 posted a blog entry in Loveless Motel Parody backup
a56faa61b9eec62d.mp4 At Aluminum City, we've converted one of the larger trailers into a studio which can be rented by the hour for a minimum of 4 hours for a special video/trailer package. Camera equipment, including 8mm, and video cassettes can be purchased or rented at Shutter Bug Camera Shop at Loveless Motel, located off the lobby, to capture your private party, and special rates include a trailer setup to your themed specifications. These brothers asked us to supply gym equipment , a fluffer and a cameraman for a memory video of their special meeting. And may we say, the illustrated exactly what is meant by "Black is Beautiful". -
232. Dick Blunt - Tobacconist Extraordinaire
redheaguy51 posted a blog entry in Loveless Motel Parody backup
Mr. Dick Blunt, owner of Blunt Smoke Shop and Lottery Tickets, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel, when asked recently, says he doesn't smoke because, and we quote, "That shit'll kill ya!" He says he offers free back-room therapy to those wishing to quit smoking by helping them ween themselves off the addiction of nicotine by providing a similar feeling of having a thick, hot object in one's mouth. He claims a success rate of a whopping 10 percent, which he says doesn't seem like a lot, but he gets a certain amount of personal satisfaction in the attempt, nevertheless.-
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From the album: ART BY DAN MANN - LEATHER & FETISH
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From the album: ART BY DAN MANN - DADS
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From the album: ART BY DAN MANN - BULGES
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From the album: ART BY DAN MANN - LADS
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From the album: ART BY DAN MANN - DADS
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From the album: ART BY DAN MANN - DADS
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This man has come to Loveless Motel from one of our midwestern states, where he works on a farm, driving a tractor under a hot Kansas sun. It's good to be out of those levis and give the rest of him the exposure it deserves. Take the fork to the left, just past the parking lot next to the Bunkhouse.
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There are so many impressive candidates lately, the Management at Loveless Motel has been stretching to fit some candidates in. But our professional team always finds a way for the right candidate to slide in.
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Loveless Motel even has a casting couch! Here, a lucky applicant awaits discussing his skills with the boss.
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From the album: Johnson, Chad
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One of our local men (a townie) has been hired by Shutter Bug Camera Shop at Loveless Motel. More frequently seen at Loveless Motel as one of the men on the garbage truck, one of our guests mentioned that we should look into hiring him on, after a chance encounter with him near the dumpster behind the Bunkhouse. "I'd have paid good money for that, but got it for free!" exclaimed the guest. The new man has a winning smile and a few other attributes that he'd love to show you in your next private in-room photo shoot. No longer a garbageman, he is now elevated to premium trash. Ask about rates for Rod.
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161. Putting forward an applicant for a position...
redheaguy51 posted a blog entry in Loveless Motel Parody backup
We've received a letter from a friend of Loveless Motel who has forwarded a recommendation for an opening that needs filling. Thanks for his kind recommendation: we'll be following up with details of the outcome soon. "This is Roger who is looking for a staff position at the infamous Loveless Motel.... Your guests might enjoy him as a Grindskeeper or indoor Plumbing Maintenance Man.. Yes please, let me know if he gets hired, I get a mighty big 'finders fee'....." Thanks, @FLShawn1, for that glowing recommendation As an aside, the staff at Loveless Motel thinks it appears our recommending friend has already found something mighty big!-
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