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Opening weekend seems to have gone off without a hitch at Nutbush Campground at Loveless Motel. Many campers took the time to explore the trails, and Snap Wadmacher of Shutter Bug Camera Shop tagged along and got some great shots of our nature lovers' activities. Paying customers can expect to have their photos arrive in plain brown mailers soon, (with a return address of "Fishing Camp") to the addresses provided to the check-in desk upon registration. This, of course, may present a challenge for a few men, who upon receiving the news that their picture packs may fall into the hands of mothers or wives, can rest assured that if they choose instead to cancel their orders that their pictures will be sold in our shops to paying customers in order to recoup the cost of goods and Snap's time, and be part of the annual Big Book of Deadbeats sold during the holiday season here in the shops at Loveless Motel and by mail order via advertisements found in smutty magazines in arcades and adult book shops across the land.

This threesome discovered that you can rent playtime supplies at The Party Shack at Loveless Motel. These gents have rented a plastic tarp to protect the newly installed carpet in Room 222. Sounds like they intend to get a bit messy, and those carpet cleaning fees at checkout are bound to do damage to your wallet, when you could protect yourself for a nominal fee.

A cold weather version of the Sunday Tea Dance, a Skate In at the 8 Ball Bar, turned into a real Ball buster as there were three collisions, one with the bartender who had a tray full of beer and schnapps which got dumped on a pool table. If it warps, somebody will pay. Down for pool, it was immediately repurposed by a couple men who drew a crowd, and guys started putting their sloppy seconds quarters on the table in a hurry.

A group of intrepid Loveless Motel habitués have taken it upon themselves to begin to create an outdoor sculpture garden of sorts in an area cordoned off for the purpose at Nutbush Campground. President's Day Weekend's weather was brisk but cooperative as the time was chosen to start on a project with that patriotic theme in mind. Asked if they might be taking on a bit much, one of the amateur chiselers explained that while the process certainly seemed daunting, one only had to remember the first principle of sculpting. The object being used to bore into a medium to be sculpted must be harder than the medium itself. Two of the other men who agreed offered to demonstrate this boring technique of hard tools drilling into pliant mounds on the spot, even though they were some distance away from their destination, and without usual sculptor's chiseling tools. But in the end we were all grateful for their eye-opening efforts and eventually all took turns practicing on each other, all the while trying hard not to think about the old playground joke about trying to fuck a bull with a wet noodle.

It's raining - it's Monday. He had a little too much to drink and stayed up late - Who the fuck wants to work? Psycho Randy gets a call at the front desk from one of the Birdwhistle Tearoom waiters who says he's feeling poorly, and Randy knows better - its the same kid he saw peering through a gloryhole at him over at the Bunkhouse at 1AM this morning. Randy was just there to take a piss, and ignored the kid, but Birdwhistle Tearoom patrons aren't gonna ignore the fact that he's MIA , when they're told they're waiting on the waiter! Not on his watch! He pops his head into Nic's office saying he needs coverage and why, and Nic says "Go give the little fucker some motivation to get his ass to work!" Randy's gonna march right over to the kid's room and give him a piece of his mind, and a bit of ... motivation ... with the back of his hand, and "get his ass to work" before he even walks out of his room. Knock Knock - who's there? - The kid? "All's well that ends well" His plan to have a little Randy in morning worked well.

On hearing the news that a selection had been made for the new House Detective position, Sheriff Buck N. McBuff, the Hoosegow jailhouse custodian at the Bunkhouse, let management know about his unhappiness, in no uncertain terms. In a confrontation with Senior Manager Nic, holding back tears, Buck exclaimed, "What about my application? Don't I even get feedback?? It shoulda been me! I've given months of my life to this company! I may only have four inches, but it's the best damned four inches in town!" and whipped out his cock right in the office! No stranger to cocks being whipped out in his office, Nic calmly explained that cock size wasn't the ONLY consideration in picking a candidate. He proceeded to comfort Buck in the way he does best, with plenty of good feedback and stuff, and it's all better now.

Shutter Bug Camera Shop at Loveless Motel, located off the lobby, is welcoming an influx of customers using its photo suites this winter, and reminds clients to come dressed for the weather while its heating unit is being repaired. We can still catch those intimate moments with friends, even with their socks and hats on. Call and reserve a photo suite today!

A frequent guest of Loveless Motel for many years, Mr. Will U. Bonus has agreed to enter into a contractual arrangement with the firm as Manager of Hard Tack General Store, the second hand cowboy and leather boutique adjacent to the Bunkhouse. In his capacity as manager of that facility, he'll also take on the task of wrangling the work-release program, mentoring men who have been contingently released from the Hoosegow in order to repay their debt to Loveless Motel. Will's credentials include nearly making it through Wharton's School of the University of Pennsylvania, and having been the accountant of a moderately sized used furniture store which released him from its staff due to an unjustified accusation of mishandling estate sales, in particular those of elderly widowed men with sizable endowments (in the bank). "I just love the get and give of mentorship," says Will, after a week on the job. The Management of Loveless Motel congratulates Mr. Bonus on his appointment.

The waterfall at the Tubs in the basement of The Bunkhouse has been temporarily shut off for a couple days to repair a leak in the grotto pool. Contractors have quickly assessed the damage and workers are taking as few breaks as possible to insure the feature is restored to full working capacity in time for the influx of guests expected in the last 2 weeks of the year. Only the most necessary activities of the crew are being sanctioned by the management. When Nic, Loveless Motel Senior manager called the contractor's office and told the secretary "We've gotta leak in our basement", she replied, "Go ahead, sir - it's your basement!" She's been replaced by a promising young intern sent over my Nic.

The Board of Directors of the Love-Whistle Inc. has decided to keep Loveless Motel Senior Manager Nic, recognizing all his hard work. Nic, a definite ass man who loves to fuck it and have his eaten, has asked one of his current favorite interns to his suite to help him celebrate by showing the boss some gratitude. Psycho Randy and Snap Wadmacher helped film the party.

At Loveless Truckstop Cafe', one of the waiters' favorite welcome line as he seats guests is "Coffee, Tea or me?" It's pretty much a smackdown challenge, especially when "me" is the choice. We'll have "me" for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, please! And put a head on it! This technique has been so popular that a new menu item has been added, and you can get the same dish if you order the Spit-roast Spring Chicken.

These 2 men have picked up a hitchhiker who said he was looking to get to Loveless Motel. Just so happens these guys are headed to Loveless Truckstop! Just one thing - can you help out with some gas money? There's lots of ways to pay.

Ever-popular Gladiator get-ups always save the day, if you forgot a costume. Just because it's Halloween doesn't mean you can't wear what you were going to wear anyway to Loveless Motel. You might not even make it out of your room! Like we said, cum as you are...

At Loveless Motel, we sadly said goodbye to summer right on schedule - the last week of the month turned chilly and all the fun was indoors. Last weekend, October decided to turn up the heat and so we are currently experiencing Indian Summer in our neck of the woods, out around the Silver Bullet Bar, where there are loads of woodland creatures soaking up the sun, and looking for adventure. Fast friends are a sure thing at Loveless Motel.

Loveless Motel would like to remind our incoming guests that the local constabulary patrols our parking lots, and will detain anyone who is visibly naked from the vantage point of the frontage road passing Loveless Motel, from sunup to sundown, year round. Please make sure your parking lot cruising takes place after dark and before dawn.

Loveless Motel bartenders are top of the list for most guest contact during a vacation. Tip well, and the rewards will be tangible.

Interns at Loveless Motel go through a rigorous training, often arriving at the property prior to the beginning of classes to seek out their fellow classmates. Study sessions can often be long and hard, but fulfilling and mutually beneficial as well. Cramming for exams is a time honored tradition, often carried out right in the conference rooms which are made available for any after hours cramming. Instructors often volunteer to lead, as all our instructors were once interns themselves, and therefore excellent crammers.

Loveless Motel has just reopened the newly scquired Loveless Truckstop after an extensive renovation -drivers can now hook up, join us for dinner at the cafe, and take a good hot shower. Strike up a conversation...unload.

Perfect for two couples on friendly terms, or 4 close singles, our double double rooms at Loveless Motel offer plenty of room for your most inventive weekend activities.

Maps of any area can be had by stopping by Shutter Bug Photo Shop, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel. Spice up your content in the Grab-Basket conference room with the right background look for your lecture demonstrations.

So you fucked around and found out. You talked to a lifeguard when the sign specifically said not to, and were caught. You've been told you now have to spend a couple nights in detention in the Hoosegow at the Bunkhouse with a number of other miscreants who just can't follow the simple rules at Loveless Motel. Consider yourself lucky. The smell of bung and balls and a hard, relentless fuck will teach you a lesson you won't soon forget.

Find your groove at the beach on the lake at Loveless Motel

It's a busy morning, as usual, over at the locker room in the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel. The question is, are these guys up early, or up late?

The hills are alive, surrounding Loveless Motel. Stop by Hit and Split, located off the lobby, and pick up a light packed lunch. Jim loves packing his buddy Bruce, and Bruce can be heard (for miles) extolling his buddy's talents.

T The day after a holiday at Loveless Motel i s a mad dash for the parking lot to make sure you can get back to work on time. But there's always time for one last fast friendship.