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Loveless Motel guests were entertained last night in an impromptu surprise appearance by frequent guests working under the names of Smith and Smith at Footlight Fairies Cabaret, with a special cameo guest who appeared briefly on stage, to the shock and delight of the small crowd assembled that evening, unbeknownst to management ahead of time, and afterwards escorted quickly off the property and put in a cab. Women are not allowed at Loveless Motel in any capacity, though we secretly employ one woman in the kitchen whose specific task is to make coleslaw for all restaurants on the property. She's 78, nearly blind and very hard of hearing, goes commando and straddles the bucket as she mixes a batch of 30 pounds at a time, which we have asked her not to do, but everyone raves about the coleslaw so management has decided to leave well enough alone - hands off the coleslaw lady, per Nic. Anyway, our California guests ("Cary Grant and Randolph Scott got nothin' on us...") seek rest and solitude while sneaking away to our little Tryst Town, and Loveless guests know to the respect the privacy and anonymity of men they may recognize. After all, that's what gloryholes are for.

Wedding Bells In prison, the squeaking sound a mattress makes, overheard in surrounding cells when two cell-mates are fucking -1950s- "Hey Mac - sounds like Killer and the new kid are hitting it off - I hear wedding bells"

Canned Fruit A homosexual who hides his sexuality from all but his closest associates -1950s- "I'm going to open a new account at First National Bank today - I'm skipping the free toaster offer, and I'm gonna look that new teller straight in the eye and tell him I'd rather have the canned fruit."

Two brothers from Michigan have booked into Loveless Motel to celebrate a 21st Birthday Party. The Birthday Man, Harry Geldmacher seen here on the left at Blunt's Smoke Shop and Lottery Tickets, is shown here with big brother Frank. It's Harry's first time to an all-male resort, and Frank has promised a few birthday surprises. They're heading over to the stables for a horse ride this afternoon. Dick Blunt told Frank "no charge" for the pack of Camels, and threw in a lottery ticket and a couple of 'gars, and a pack of Beechnut chewing tobacco. "You'll need this over at the stables," he said, "and it's always a good thing to offer a cowboy a chaw"

JTO (Jailhouse Turn Out) A man who goes into prison straight but comes out gay -1950s- "Careful with that one - he's strictly JTO - he likes to be called "Killer" but don't let him near your checkbook."

For those who just can't tear themselves away from the real world while on vacation here at Loveless Motel, request a copy of the local paper be delivered to your room daily, or pick up a copy of the Sunday paper only at Hit and Split, the convenience store located off the lobby, where clothing is required.

Every new class of interns at Loveless Motel has its stars and its class clowns. From time to time our mentors/training facilitators have to make a public example of a young man who needs to get with the program. More often than not, the result is a mutual respect and understanding which leads to a deeper relationship while intern and mentor plumb the depths of possibilities in private one on one sessions."Uncle Joe" is one such mentor who came to us as a young intern in the 1950s and has made a career of putting his finger on and developing an intern's best assets.

Polari A form of rhyming secret slang used by British gays of the 20th century to communicated in an era of homophobia and repression, up until the late 1960s "Bona to vada your dolly old eek" = "Good to see your beautiful face"

Rug Burn A painful friction rash caused by rough and repetitive skin contact on carpet during sex, especially to the knees or elbows -1950s- "My boyfriend complains that every time he fucks me on our new shag carpet, he get's rug burns on his knees. He fucks me dry - no lube or spit.. what does he think that's doing to my hole?"

Weather forecast says it will be windy today, and that means on the beach at the lake at Loveless Motel. Nipples to the wind, gentlemen.

College Fuck Rubbing your cock up against the flat stomach muscles of your dorm buddy until you cum -1950s- "Hey froshie, a little bird told me he showed you how to do the college fuck last night. Wanna show me what you learned?"

Two of our new hires over at the Motor Pool have hit it off pretty well. They say their eyes first met when they both reached under the hood at the same time and tried to tighten the same nut.

One of our frequent guests at Loveless Motel just sent us a few pictures of his stomping grounds in New York City. The only reason you'd need a suit here is to get into Tickler's Lounge, our piano bar, located off the lobby. He's a popular guest with a repertoire of over 200 show tunes in his suit, and 32 positions out of it.

Hey Cowboy! Maybe we'll see you tonight at the Malamute Saloon in the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel

This guest wanted his accommodations at Loveless Motel equipped with cooking facilities, and has chosen one of our junior suites with a kitchenette. He likes his morning protein, and a couple quickly fried eggs, over easy, please, are just the ticket. Watch out for spatter! Protect you personal huevos with a pair of well filled Y-front briefs from Packaged Goods!, located off the lobby - safety first! And who knows; he may get a double dose of Sunday morning protein after his first Saturday night with us.

Early risers at Loveless Motel can witness lifeguard training this morning and tomorrow morning at the beach at Lake Loveless. In this example of last month's training exercise, the lifeguard pictured took so much time putting on his flippers that the fully clothed "guest" who had fallen out of a canoe drowned. We commend the lifeguard, however, on being able to keep is cheaters on during the entire ordeal.

The gentleman in room 222 has asked that we inform certain of our clients that he is entertaining other gentlemen who might be willing to provide a few favors for generous compensation. Stop by anytime, he says. Loveless Motel is always happy to help guests connect with ambitious and helpful fellows who seek fair trade in consideration for their time and effort.

The Garbage man comes early to Loveless Motel. We're the first stop on his run - you'll hear the truck around 6AM if you're booked in room 222. He likes his coffee black and you've got 15 minutes.

Some of our units come with kitchenettes, and cabins come with full kitchens. At Loveless Motel, cabins can be rented by the week or month, and you'll be responsible for your own housekeeping.

Icing Expert The stud receiving a blowjob will be providing a special frosting soon, if the guy blowing him is any good -1950s-

Sea Food Sailors -1950s- "I hear the fleet's in. Gonna go down to the bars around the dock and try to catch some sea food."

A group of The Mauve Tavern Happy Hour guests staying in the Suites wing of Loveless Motel have just noticed that a group of men staying at the Bunkhouse have just arrived, and will be redirecting them to the beer bust. Looks like Judgment Day has arrived, too...

Whether solo or in a group, hiking is one of the most popular outdoor activities here at Loveless Motel. Our grounds are vast, with virtually every type of topography represented, whether you like to do it in the woods, in the desert, at the beach or on a mountain, you'll be satisfied.

Pillow Biter A queer man who likes to get fucked up the ass -1950s- "Take it, you little pillow biter!"

The Fleet's in at Loveless Motel. You'll find seamen no longer in short supply at Loveless Motel this week, and these randy lads are waiting for your bookings at Shutter Bug Camera Shop where you can rent a camera and the services of Barnacle Bill here for that in room session you've been dreaming about.