Rug Burn
A painful friction rash
caused by rough and repetitive
skin contact on carpet during sex,
especially to the knees or elbows
-1950s-
"My boyfriend complains that every time

he fucks me on our new shag carpet,

he get's rug burns on his knees.

He fucks me dry - no lube or spit..

what does he think that's doing to my hole?"