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A frequent guest in Room 222, the "Beer Heir" Narcissus Blatz stays with us whenever daddy threatens to take him out of the will. We can't quite say that "Narc", as he is known to his Loveless Motel chums, isn't the one who needles dear old dad by having his picture taken by good old "Snap" Wadmacher from Shutter Bug Camera Shop, because he is. He bundles up a packet of pictures to send back to Milwaukee whenever he stays with us directly, to Daddy Blatz at his brewery office, knowing all his mail is previewed by the supervisor of the mail room. An officious fussbudget named Milburne Milquetoast, the glorified stamp-licker is known to collect porcelain teacups issued for the coronations of British Monarchs. Purportedly, according to Narc, Milburne's favorite photos are ones in which Blatz the younger compares his dick size to a bottle, can or rolling pin - anything that's handy. Dad is jealous - mainly because Narc is fond of Dad's brother, his uncle, who like our picture-boy here is equally well hung and thick, and on more than speaking terms with his nephew. So, it would appear, is Milburne, who spends a lot of time running off to "have a cup of tea" with said uncle.

What's a couple to do on a night when it's not clicking! The office received a call at 11PM 2 nights ago and the man in 222 said he and his boyfriend were looking for someone tall, dark and well hung. Management swung into action and contacted one of our well qualified and approved Certified Hustlers who rooms with several others over at Aluminum City, and voila, problem solved. What good is sitting alone in your room? Loveless Motel always has a solution. Our Hustler remarked to management the next day that the new paneling in the room looked stunning

Loveless Motel has a scenic lake beach, teeming with wildlife, including our special guest, Mr. Vic Seipke, who's staying in room 222

Uncle Bob and nephew Bill are celebrating Billy's 21st birthday at Loveless Motel. Bob's been hinting that he needs a little more room, and constantly having to readjust himself. Some of the men on the beach found out that they are in room 222, and plan to stop by to help make Billy's birthday a memorable one, and assist with any adjustments needed my either man. You Crazy Beach Hut at the lake definitely has Bob's size, and Billy can tell you, Uncle Bob's motto is, if it doesn't fit, force it.

The gentleman in room 222 has asked that we inform certain of our clients that he is entertaining other gentlemen who might be willing to provide a few favors for generous compensation. Stop by anytime, he says. Loveless Motel is always happy to help guests connect with ambitious and helpful fellows who seek fair trade in consideration for their time and effort.

Guests of Loveless Motel are reminded that erecting permanent structures is strictly prohibited at Loveless Motel. We have notified the guest in room 222 to remove this flagrant violation and all traces of any damage it may have made to unit entryway, or face immediate expulsion, and possible legal action.

The Garbage man comes early to Loveless Motel. We're the first stop on his run - you'll hear the truck around 6AM if you're booked in room 222. He likes his coffee black and you've got 15 minutes.

Make fast friends and meet men of all kinds at Loveless Motel. Taste your daddy. He's an executive, currently booked in room 222. The door's open.

Loveless Motel can confirm that famous porn star Mr. John Holmes will be staying in room 222 next weekend. He's asked us to let you know. So we are.