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Proving the Clairol commercials are true, these blonde city boys have chucked their high-rise offices in favor of their low rise speedos and rented a camera from Shutter Bug Camera Shop to document their weekend, where they can get their collection developed in less than two hours. So can you, at Loveless Motel!

Two of our guests rented cameras at Shutter Bug Camera Shop and took photos of their beach day at the lake. Here's one of them in front of You Crazy Beach Hut, just after they purchased new swim trunks.

One of our local men (a townie) has been hired by Shutter Bug Camera Shop at Loveless Motel. More frequently seen at Loveless Motel as one of the men on the garbage truck, one of our guests mentioned that we should look into hiring him on, after a chance encounter with him near the dumpster behind the Bunkhouse. "I'd have paid good money for that, but got it for free!" exclaimed the guest. The new man has a winning smile and a few other attributes that he'd love to show you in your next private in-room photo shoot. No longer a garbageman, he is now elevated to premium trash. Ask about rates for Rod.

The Fleet's in at Loveless Motel. You'll find seamen no longer in short supply at Loveless Motel this week, and these randy lads are waiting for your bookings at Shutter Bug Camera Shop where you can rent a camera and the services of Barnacle Bill here for that in room session you've been dreaming about.

Just Kidding! Packing the right reading material should never be over-thought when planning a visit to Loveless Motel. You won't have time to read.

A good tanline is always a nice contrast to a naturally swarthy slab, but is nearly outdone by a winning smile. Come show us your tanline at Happy Hour this evening, at Loveless Motel.