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It just goes to show you - If it's not one thing, it's another. If something can go wrong, it will go wrong. When it rains it pours. As soon as the leak in the grotto pool at The Tubs was fixed, the water heater on the second floor of the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel exploded, flooding part of the kitchen at Malamute Saloon. Crews are feverishly working to have things ready to go for New Year's Eve, working 24 hours, round the clock. It's been noticed that some of the workers are a little older, and on the evening shift they are liable to take more breaks, and the construction crew foreman believes in rewarding the men for their hard work. It just goes to show you - If you suck it, they will cum.

Breaking up is hard to do. These two cowboys met at the Malamute Saloon over at the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel and realized that wearing the same jacket is a fashion faux pas from which one can never recover and that matchy-matchy is beyond tacky; one of them would have to leave, or face the scorn of other guests. After discussing which one should pack his bags and skedaddle, at this writing the ̶l̶e̶g̶s̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶ question is still up in the air.

Choose yer Partner at the Malamute Saloon in the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel. Or get in a line...

The Malamute Saloon at the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel pours a big mug and puts a head on it, but sure enough, it'll catch up to ya.. .and there's always a cowboy waitin' to watch and have some second hand beer.

You can take a cowboy off his horse, but you can't wash the horse off a cowboy. The fellers at the Malamute don't give a hoot at Loveless Motel. If a prairie bath ain't yer speed, the Bunkhouse has group showers.

The fellers at the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel are getting excited - it's gonna be a great weekend at the Malamute Saloon. Here's your chance to ride a cowboy!

Hey Cowboy! Maybe we'll see you tonight at the Malamute Saloon in the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel

The waiters are just a bit madcap after a long, busy weekend at Loveless Motel - these guys would love to toss your salad for you. Join them at the Malamute Saloon, on the first floor of the Bunkhouse.