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The closure of the Laundry Room is having some unintended ripple effects. Because most men wouldn't be caught dead wearing the same outfit twice on vacation, (not to mention the fact that even if they did, the ripeness of some pants would not be welcome in the dining rooms across property) and because some guests are unwilling/unable to pay the exorbitant cost of having their laundry done for them by Loveless housekeeping, or sending it into town to be dry cleaned, there has been a run on second hand clothing offered at Hard Tack General Store. Guys are snapping up anything that they can find, whether it fits or not, and regardless of condition. This, of course, has created a situation which Mr. Billy Swallows at Suit Up has called dreadful, since our inhouse fashion guru says that you should never by anything too small, or you'll end up "looking like a fat whore in an Italian knit" (which he says he once told Elizabeth Taylor in Hollywood to her face during her Eddie Fisher/Richard Burton transition phase, and "What you did to Debbie Reynolds was really shitty, Liz"; he then turned around and walked away from her, while whistling "Tammy") Will U. Bonus, Hard Tack manager, has found all of this highly amusing, not to mention lucrative. Not only that, but the tight shorts craze has even necessitated more men being released early from the Hoosegow, directly into the work-release program (which Manager Will oversees), just to handle the mobs of men in the shop pouring themselves into anything three sizes to small . Come see the collection of "Fallout" gear at Hard Tack General Store: it's cheaper than having your laundry done at Loveless Motel.

Does he or doesn't he? Come meet our peroxide pugilist and find out at After Midnight Arcade, open 24 hours a day, every day off the lobby at Loveless Motel. As a promotion, Francois will be demonstrating in person and signing autographs with his gloves on. What else would you like to see him do? If you wave some poppers under his nose, he'll take off the gloves, put some lube in one, fuck it, cum for you and sell you the glove for 50 bucks. You can buy him a new set of gloves for 20 bucks if somebody else beats you to the punch.

Summer activities are heating up at Loveless Motel. We've retained the services of one of our frequent guests for this season, Coach Luke Atma Peterson, and he's ready to teach you a thing or two, We understand he's just as good at twirling balls off the court, as he is on the court. His goal is to loosen you up and stretch your holistic horizons.

8 Ball Bar at Loveless Motel is nothing if not the obvious place to be obvious. Is he a townie who just wandered in, or is he a Loveless Motel Certified Hustler? Ask to see his card, or take a walk on the wild side. Your choice.

It's the perfect summer day at Loveless Motel. Get out of your room and explore the grounds. Take some sun screen, and get some exposure...

We've received a letter from a friend of Loveless Motel who has forwarded a recommendation for an opening that needs filling. Thanks for his kind recommendation: we'll be following up with details of the outcome soon. "This is Roger who is looking for a staff position at the infamous Loveless Motel.... Your guests might enjoy him as a Grindskeeper or indoor Plumbing Maintenance Man.. Yes please, let me know if he gets hired, I get a mighty big 'finders fee'....." Thanks, @FLShawn1, for that glowing recommendation As an aside, the staff at Loveless Motel thinks it appears our recommending friend has already found something mighty big!

Finding the right tool might take some time at the Motor Pool parts shop at Loveless Motel- and our mechanics will take their time ensuring that whatever tool you need is well oiled, works for you and is just the right fit. Being on the road and having a tool you know you have personally inspected when you need it makes for a great ride. The Motor Pool has a great selection for all your travel equipment needs.

Exciting new sheets will be distributed to several units this week by our eager-to-please housekeeping staff at Loveless Motel

Whether solo or in a group, hiking is one of the most popular outdoor activities here at Loveless Motel. Our grounds are vast, with virtually every type of topography represented, whether you like to do it in the woods, in the desert, at the beach or on a mountain, you'll be satisfied.

Things will be heating up at Loveless Motel this summer. The pool will be the place to be - clothing optional, naturally. Here's one of our maintenance men enjoying some of his free time before the summer rush.