This guest wanted his accommodations

at Loveless Motel equipped with cooking facilities,

and has chosen one of our junior suites with a kitchenette.

 He likes his morning protein, and a couple quickly fried eggs,

over easy, please, are just the ticket.  

Watch out for spatter!  Protect you personal huevos

with a pair of well filled Y-front briefs from Packaged Goods!,

located off the lobby - safety first! And who knows;

he may get a double dose of Sunday morning protein

after his first Saturday night with us.