Early risers at Loveless Motel can witness lifeguard training this morning

and tomorrow morning at the beach at Lake Loveless.

In this example of last month's training exercise,

the lifeguard pictured took so much time putting on his flippers

that the fully clothed "guest" who had fallen out of a canoe drowned.

 We commend the lifeguard, however, on being able to keep is cheaters on during the entire ordeal.