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A long, detailed phone call from me ahead of time had wet their appetites
for Rex Davenport and I assured them he was open to any fun the two had in mind for
our little after work visit.
The old gents' main objective straight away was to get Rex nude and relaxed
as quickly as possible so we all could enjoy his sexy body draped about the
comfy, antique strewn sitting room.
I recall all of us sitting down to sherry and polite chat about odds and
ends and then Raymond artfully brought up Rex's new found photo modelling
interest. I suggested we see some of the most recent samples from our
garden and tub sessions on a memory stick I had nimbly brought along just
in case! Phil inserted the stick into his machine and brought each
delightful image up on the large screen of the computer in the far corner
of the room. We discussed Rex's delicious qualities in great detail while
Rex just lapped up our compliments.
More sherry. More discussion. Rex was very relaxed with Phil and Raymond's
gently suggestive comments about his photos and more than obvious erotic
lusts towards him.
The two older men coaxed Rex away from the computer to come and sit between them
on the sofa. Both began to muse and hint about what a treat it would be to
see Rex completely nude in their sitting room and watch him pose for my
camera lens. Rex still fully dressed in his work suit from head to toe was
very open to their leading and I'm sure the strong sherry aided the cause.
The two men edged ever closer to the innocent prey, each sitting on
opposite sides of Rex on the couch and playfully stroking his trouser legs
occasionally or toying with the buttons on his suit coat. I could hear
subtle whispers that Raymond and Phil deposited in his ears about letting
them see his gorgeous body and something about getting him "more
I was enjoying all of this like true voyeur and hoped they would attack
soon! In time, Rex lay back on the couch cushions between the two
experienced bookends and playful fingers from either side began to undo his
tie and several buttons down the front of his shirt.
Eager fingers wormed their way under his shirt to fondle and caress their
way through Rex's ginger chest hairs to unearth two erect nipples waiting
for further stimulation. Phil and Raymond's hands worked harmoniously to
completely open Rex's shirt and expose his manly chest. The old boys each
let out a gasp of pleasure as they beheld the first of many treasures that
Rex had been hiding beneath his suit. They each gently explored the nipple
nearest them with their ready fingers. Rex's sensuous green eyes
closed and he smiled broadly as these new sensations began. I watched the non-verbal
communication between the two elderly lovers that manifested itself in
knowing glances and winks. They were in total harmony in the
mission...seduction and capture of the this early 40 something mature cherub before them!
The aged fingers, decorated with gold rings collected from a lifetime of
world travel, encircled and fondled Rex's nipples. Occasional nipple
pinches and pulls brought deep moans of pleasure from a delighted and horny
Rex. In a daring move, Phil slithered down one of Rex's legs and landed at
his big feet resting on the Oriental rug.
Phil gingerly slid each of Rex's black loafers off to reveal those two very
sweaty thin OTC blue business socks. Phil worked tenderly to lift each socked foot and
fully admire each sweaty aromatic size 11 in an up close and personal way. I watched and
loved every second! Slowly each long sock, was sniffed, and loved and then pulled away
to reveal Rex's perfectly pink, large feet. I recall Phil admired them and
seemed to drink in the aroma of his manly, strong feet. Meanwhile up above,
Raymond had worked his fingers down Rex's tummy and was unfastening the
belt and trouser button to unleash further delights! My eyes drank in the
now familiar nest of brilliant rusty red pubic hair being slowly revealed
by Raymond as he tenderly pushed Rex's trousers and tight, sexy underwear down. Rex's
fully erect cock sprang up as it was released from its prison of clothing
and rested now on Rex's tummy.
The long silky foreskin seemed just slightly open revealing a pre-cum covered head. As
you well know, Rex makes juices very quickly...even for when posing for me!
Both of the old boys gaped at Rex's massive uncut cock laying there and were sure
it was more erect now than in my pictures they had just reviewed. Phil and
Raymond slid the rest of Rex's clothing off and fusspot Raymond insisted on
folding it up in a pile so not to wrinkle Rex's work suit, typical!! Now
Rex was sitting fully nude in a group of clothed fans devouring his perfect
body visually. I suggested I take this moment to snap a few pictures of
Rex on the brown antique sofa in the corner before it was too late!
Rex posed sweetly, glistening with drips of pre-cum on the tip of his
manhood, on both the old sofa and on a small rug near the hearth. Raymond
and Phil both said lots of "oooo's" and "aaah's" as Rex posed for me and I
knew they were eager to get back to work on him. It was making me wet in my
boxers watching naked, aroused Rex posing before us fully clothed viewers
and my voyeuristic nature was being very well satisfied! I put my camera
away until later. Neither Phil nor Raymond at this stage of their lives
felt good about being caught on film and they had been so excited whilst
watching Rex do poses, it was time for them to enjoy what I had only
briefly experienced a few weeks prior for a few fleeting moments.
I knew Rex would enjoy and encourage their hands much more than mine! He
was so fired up and ready. I was so pleased with the events so far!
Although I have great hands I am not as good as two pairs of hands working as one!
I watched with mounting anticipation as Phil stretched out a helping hand
as nude Rex stood up from the carpet, his cock stood at full attention and
the pretty pink-red knob was now showing as the force of his erection
tugged his protective foreskin downward.
The couple kept a small bedroom just for play sessions with male
guests. All their tools and toys were at the ready and all sorts of props
and costumes to fit any matter of taste, fetish or whim. The room was off
the sitting room and I could see it was far too small for me as well as
three grown men. I stayed on the couch as Raymond and Phil took Rex by the
arms and led him inside. Rex’s large well toned bare feet carried him to
this... “chamber of delights” and I hoped they’d suck those toes and taste
I could see the interior somewhat from my vantage point and they did not
shut the door. They carefully invited naked Rex to lie down on the little
bed. I could see Rex's man-tool lying rigidly against his fuzzy, flat
tummy. The older couple cast me a devilish look that made my old cock drip
inside my trousers. I knew I was in for a great show!! Rex was now in two
capable pairs of hands...and mouths!!
More to cum!!!! Love the feedback! Please keep it flowingXX DJXX
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so receives an email from the cretin in charge of communications
stating that the ceo agrees that the entire communications team
( included even tho not exactly an employee. $90 a month is a stipend. is still officially a "volunteer")
should take a couple of weeks off
presumes that maybe it is due to the holidays and all that
responds that thinks that because it is the holiday season
and the holiday season is a particularly busy time within this organization
that communications taking 2 weeks respite would be a disaster.
the ceo replied "Ihave absolutely no idea what this is about"
forwarded the cretin in charge of communications email to the ceo
the ceo just sent an email
"this is curious. needs not attend - but there is going to be a meeting about this tomorrow"
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I wanted a broad cross section of opinions.... Earlier this week. I was challenged with "well, you gays, all sleep about anyway. No one is ever monogamous. It's all open relationships"
Ithetr are many viewpoints.
I don't agree. I've never cheated on anyone in my life...
I have always been n monogamous. When a partner suggested an open relationship, we parted ways as I didn't want to do it nor hold him back.
I don't think people are necessarily nore promiscious in terms of mindset but I do think it had become easier to pursue that choice through the digital age.
Sorry for rambling. But monadry (I thought monogamy was correct) is not for everyone and its the same in.
across all sexualitiez... And not necessary less likely cos of being gay
Not that I'm making a judgement of what anyone believes.
What I will say is its important to be with someone (as) with the same core beliefs
I have also seen a article recently on it
Am I allowed to post a link.? If not will delete
In the past few days I have finally found time to bake Christmas Stollen and Christmas cookies.
I have to admit, I'm very late this year. My famous Christmas stollen (after the recipe of my husband's great-grandmother) should actually mature for 4 to 6 weeks. But as a pensioner you simply have far too little time. 😂
I am also well below the previous year's level in terms of volume. Only about 7 kg flour and 3 kg butter... makes 20% of the last year.
Maybe I'll show you some photos, maybe.
So I am sure most of you that have known me for a while, know that I admire the fuck outta of a nice black dong 🍆! Ever since I sucked my first black penis, I fell in love with black men & their beautiful huge dongs in between their legs! 🍆😍
The other night I was chatting with Troy (the one that was behind my 3 man gang fuck from a few years ago) getting caught up on things. He got to telling me about his cousin (that I've never met before) & ended up sending me this pic of him! 😲🤤
OH MY FUCKIN' GOD! HIS DONG 🍆 IS FUCKIN' ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS! 😍🤤
When I first saw this pic, I told Troy that I was getting really wet 💦 looking at it & that he might have to set something up with his cousin to have my fun with him & that lovely huge black dong! Also mentioned to him that I will most likely end up pleasuring myself with so many dirty thoughts of it! 🤭
I am really getting horny & wet right now for it while composing this blog post! 😉
Time to go break out my largest dildo & begin to fantasize enjoying it!
I'm one of the people who truly believe the winter holidays are the most wonderful time of the year... I grew up in a rather diverse household and when my partner and I started sharing the holidays we incorporated some of our traditions and even made some new ones... The season begins for us at Thanksgiving and we celebrate not only our anniversary, but also Hanukkah, Christmas, New Years and Epiphany in early January. I think the reason I like it so much is because I like decorations and music and special foods but I love the traditions and the memories and feelings some of those traditions bring back... I know many don't like the holidays and the memories they bring--- so maybe start your own traditions on your terms and create new memories for the future... that is part of the magic of the season in my opinion.Before I start I'm going to share one of my favorite stories... (I've repeated this story so many times I feel like I was there but alas I was not...)... I used to know someone and his father was a professional musician with the New York Philharmonic and was rehearsing George Balanchine's The Nutcracker about 50 years ago at it's then new home in Lincoln Center ( I don't know why my friend and his younger brother were at the theatre watching the rehearsal... I think their mother was busy preparing for the upcoming holidays) ... after the rehearsal was over they climbed into their station wagon and headed home during a December blizzard... and my friends father saw George Balanchine walking and struggling with the storm and pulled over and offered him a lift home...Mr. Balanchine got into the back seat with my friends younger brother and asked him what he thought of the show and he proceeded to explain to Mr. Balanchine what The Nutcracker was about and gave his advice on how he felt it could be better staged and performed and Mr Balanchine was patient, kind and complimentary of his view and advice... I love this story so much because I have only been intimidated by a hand full of people in my entire life and George Balanchine was one of them. I heard this story a few years after his death in 1983 and it has always stayed with me and I think of it every year when The New York City Ballet stages the show.This week I'm going to give a brief run down on some of my favorite holiday traditions and trivia...On November 27, 1924, the first Macy’s Christmas Parade stepped off from Convent Avenue and 145th Street in New York City. Four hundred employees accompanied by scores of animals, from camels to elephants, with bands, balloons, and floats in tow, took to the streets to begin an American holiday tradition that has become a part of our lives and a piece of Americana.Did you ever wonder why we abbreviate Christmas to X-mas?)...The word X-mas has been in use for more than 600 years and has a special meaning. The X represents the Greek letter Chi Which is the first letter of Christos. So X-mas is not a modern slang as I thought but has an ancient worthy heritage
When the missionaries arrived it is said that the native Hawaiians had difficulty pronouncing Merry Christmas thus the phrase Mele Kalikimaka was coined.Hawaiians import their Xmas trees long before the season arrives from across the Pacific Ocean, which arrive on the Xmas Tree Ship.(or they do what I did once and go to what used to be Liberty House and buy an artificial tree)Christmas traditions of Hawaii become surprises each year. This way, Santa wears aloha shirts and the Holiday dinner is a community luau with a kalua roast pig and Xmas leis. One of my favorites is santa in an Outrigger instead of a sleigh and dolphins instead of reindeer.The carols are sung in Hawaiian and accompanied by ukulele or guitar by choirs and bands while families celebrate luaus and picnics on the beach or in their backyards.Hawaiians didn't celebrate Christmas prior to the arrival of Europeans, but it was during this same time of the year that they traditionally honored the earth for giving them plenty to eat in a celebration called Makahiki with feasts and games.In the Czech Republic single women perform a very unusual ritual on Christmas Eve Day, to find out if they will marry in the following year. With their backs to the house door, they throw one of their shoes over their shoulder. If the shoe lands with the heel towards the door, she will definitely stay single for another year, while if the front of the shoe points towards the door, it means she will move out of her parents’ house, and she should start making wedding preparations.Norwegian legend says that on Christmas Eve witches and evil spirits come out looking for brooms to ride on (a bad omen). To thwart the witches, all brooms in the house are hidden and men go outside and fire a shotgun to scare the bad spirits away.If luck is what you are seeking, you should take a hint from the folks in Portugal. The Consoada Feast takes place Christmas Day... You set extra places at your dinner table for the souls of the dead... Offer them food and they will bring you luck throughout the year.In Greek legend, malicious creatures called Kallikantzaroi sometimes play troublesome pranks at Christmas time. In order to get rid of them, salt or an old shoe is burnt. The pungent burning stench drives off, or at least helps discourage, the Kallikantzaroi. Other techniques include hanging a pig’s jawbone by the door and keeping a large fire so they can’t sneak down the chimney.Ever wonder why we hang stockings at Christmas?According to legend, a kindly nobleman grew despondent over the death of his beloved wife and foolishly squandered his fortune. This left his three young daughters without dowries and thus facing a life of spinsterhood...The generous St. Nicholas, hearing of the girls' plight, set forth to help. Wishing to remain anonymous, he rode his white horse by the nobleman's house and threw three small pouches of gold coins down the chimney where they were fortuitously captured by the stockings the young women had hung by the fireplace to dry.The origin of the Christmas wreath dates back to the ancient cultures of the Persian Empire. During that time, wreaths were believed to be a symbol of importance as well as success. They were much smaller in size than the present ones and were known as 'diadems'. People used to wear the wreaths as headbands, sometimes along with jewels also. Somewhere around the 776 BC, Greeks started placing wreaths, made of laurel, on the head of the athletes who came first in the Olympic Games.
A form of Christmas card began in England first when young boys practiced their writing skills by creating Christmas greetings for their parents, but it is Sir Henry Cole who is credited with creating the first real Christmas card. The first director of London's Victoria and Albert Museum, Sir Henry found himself too busy in the Christmas season of 1843 to compose individual Christmas greetings for his friends.He commissioned artist John Calcott Horsley for the illustration. The card featured three panels, with the center panel depicting a family enjoying Christmas festivities and the card was inscribed with the message "A Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to You."Have you ever wondered about the origin of Rudolph The Red Nosed Reindeer?...The Chicago-based Montgomery Ward company, department store operators, had been purchasing and distributing children's coloring books as Christmas gifts for their customers for several years. In 1939, Montgomery Ward tapped one of their own employees to create a book for them, thus saving money... 34-year old copywriter Robert L. May wrote the story of Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer in 1939, and 2.4 million copies were handed out that year. Despite the wartime paper shortage, over 6 million copies had been distributed by 1946.May drew in part on the story "The Ugly Duckling" and in part from his own experiences as an often taunted, small, frail youth to create the story of the misfit reindeer. Though Rollo and Reginald were considered, May settled on Rudolph as his reindeer's name.Writing in verse as a series of rhyming couplets, May tested the story as he went along on his 4-year old daughter Barbara, who loved the storySadly, Robert Mays wife died around the time he was creating Rudolph, leaving Mays deeply in debt due to medical bills. However, he was able to persuade Sewell Avery, Montgomery Ward's corporate president, to turn the copyright over to him in January 1947, thus ensuring May's financial security.In Sweden, the Christmas festivities begin on December 13 with St. Lucia's Day, which celebrates the patron saint of light. The eldest daughter gets up before dawn and dresses as the "Queen of Light" in a long white dress. She wears a crown of leaves. Singing "Santa Lucia," the Lucia Queen goes to every bedroom to serve coffee and treats to each member of the family. The younger children in the family help, too. The whole family helps to select the Christmas tree just a day or two before Christmas.Mistletoe, which was sacred because it mysteriously grew on the most sacred tree, the oak, was ceremoniously cut and a spray given to each family, to be hung in the doorways as good luck. The celtic Druids also regarded mistletoe as sacred. Druid priests cut it from the tree on which it grew with a golden sickle and handed it to the people, calling it All-Heal. To hang it over a doorway or in a room was to offer goodwill to visitors. Kissing under the mistletoe was a pledge of friendship. Mistletoe is still forbidden in most Christian churches because of its Pagan associations, but it has continued to have a special place in home celebrations.In Poland traditionally on Christmas, families carry oplatek (a special bread) to their friends, family and neighbors to share. As each person shares the bread, they would have to forgive any wrongdoings of the person from the past year as well as wish them lots of happiness for the upcoming year. This practice is still done, but is more limited to family involvement.In pagan Scandinavia the winter festival was the yule (or juul). Great yule logs were burned, and people drank mead around the bonfires listening to minstrel-poets singing ancient legends. It was believed that the yule log had the magical effect of helping the sun to shine more brightly.One of the first American mass merchandisers, F.W.Woolworth, began importing German glass ornaments into the US in the 1880s and by 1890, according to one source; he was selling $25 million worth of them. (Need I remind anyone that the name of his stores were Woolworth's Five and Dime?)...That's a lot of ornaments.I used to drive myself crazy trying to have the holidays be perfect in every way... and I finally learned the best and most perfect holidays are spending them with the people we love and being less concerned with appearance.... So no matter where you are in the world... and how ever you pronounce it may I be one of the first to wish you ...
Afrikaans: Geseënde KersfeesAfrikander: Een Plesierige KerfeesAfrican/ Eritrean/ Tigrinja: Rehus-Beal-LedeatsAlbanian:Gezur KrislinjdenArabic: Milad MajidArgentine: Feliz NavidadArmenian: Shenoraavor Nor Dari yev Pari GaghandAzeri: Tezze Iliniz Yahsi OlsunBahasa Malaysia: Selamat Hari NatalBasque: Zorionak eta Urte Berri On!Bengali: Shuvo Naba BarshaBohemian: Vesele VanoceBosnian: (BOSANSKI) Cestit Bozic i Sretna Nova godinaBrazilian: Feliz NatalBreton: Nedeleg laouen na bloavezh matBulgarian: Tchestita Koleda; Tchestito Rojdestvo HristovoCatalan: Bon Nadal i un Bon Any Nou!Chile: Feliz NavidadChinese: (Cantonese) Gun Tso Sun Tan'Gung Haw SunChinese: (Mandarin) Kung His Hsin Nien bing Chu Shen TanChoctaw: Yukpa, Nitak Hollo ChitoColumbia: Feliz Navidad y Próspero Año NuevoCornish: Nadelik looan na looan blethen nowethCorsian: Pace e saluteCrazanian: Rot Yikji Dol La RooCree: Mitho Makosi KesikansiCroatian: Sretan BozicCzech: Prejeme Vam Vesele Vanoce a stastny Novy RokDanish: Glædelig JulDuri: Christmas-e- Shoma MobarakDutch: Vrolijk Kerstfeest en een Gelukkig Nieuwjaar! or Zalig KerstfeastEnglish: Merry ChristmasEskimo: (inupik) Jutdlime pivdluarit ukiortame pivdluaritlo!Esperanto: Gajan KristnaskonEstonian: Rõõmsaid JõulupühiEthiopian: (Amharic) Melkin Yelidet BeaalFaeroese: Gledhilig jol og eydnurikt nyggjar!Farsi: Cristmas-e-shoma mobarak bashadFinnish: Hyvaa jouluaFlemish: Zalig Kerstfeest en Gelukkig nieuw jaarFrench: Joyeux NoelFrisian: Noflike Krystdagen en in protte Lok en Seine yn it Nije Jier!Galician: Bo NadaGaelic: Nollaig chridheil agus Bliadhna mhath ùr!German: Fröhliche WeihnachtenGreek: Kala Christouyenna!Haiti: (Creole) Jwaye Nowel or to Jesus Edo Bri'cho o Rish D'Shato BrichtoHausa: Barka da Kirsimatikuma Barka da Sabuwar Shekara!Hawaiian Mele KalikimakaHebrew: Mo'adim Lesimkha. Chena tovaHindi: Shub Naya Baras (good New Year not Merry Christmas)Hungarian: Kellemes Karacsonyi unnepeketIcelandic: Gledileg JolIndonesian: Selamat Hari NatalIraqi: Idah Saidan Wa Sanah JadidahIrish: Nollaig Shona Dhuit, or Nodlaig mhaith chugnatIroquois: Ojenyunyat Sungwiyadeson honungradon nagwutut. Ojenyunyat osrasay.Italian: Buone Feste NatalizieJapanese: Shinnen omedeto. Kurisumasu OmedetoJiberish: Mithag CrithagsigathmithagsKorean: Sung Tan Chuk HaLao: souksan van ChristmasLatin: Natale hilare et Annum Faustum!Latvian: Prieci'gus Ziemsve'tkus un Laimi'gu Jauno Gadu!Lausitzian:Wjesole hody a strowe nowe letoLettish: Priecigus ZiemassvetkusLithuanian: Linksmu KaleduLow Saxon: Heughliche Winachten un 'n moi NijaarLuxembourgish: Schèine Chreschtdaag an e gudde RutschMacedonian: Sreken BozhikMaltese: IL-Milied It-tajjebManx: Nollick ghennal as blein vie noaMaori: Meri KirihimeteMarathi: Shub Naya Varsh (good New Year not Merry Christmas)Navajo: Merry KeshmishNorwegian: God Jul, or Gledelig JulOccitan: Pulit nadal e bona annadoPapiamento: Bon PascoPapua New Guinea: Bikpela hamamas blong dispela Krismas na Nupela yia i go long yuPennsylvania German: En frehlicher Grischtdaag un en hallich Nei Yaahr!Peru: Feliz Navidad y un Venturoso Año NuevoPhilippines: Maligayang Pasko!Polish: Wesolych Swiat Bozego Narodzenia or Boze NarodzeniePortuguese:Feliz NatalPushto: Christmas Aao Ne-way Kaal Mo Mobarak ShaRapa-Nui (Easter Island): Mata-Ki-Te-Rangi. Te-Pito-O-Te-HenuaRhetian: Bellas festas da nadal e bun onnRomanche: (sursilvan dialect): Legreivlas fiastas da Nadal e bien niev onn!Rumanian: Sarbatori vesele or Craciun fericitRussian: Pozdrevlyayu s prazdnikom Rozhdestva is Novim GodomSami: Buorrit JuovllatSamoan: La Maunia Le Kilisimasi Ma Le Tausaga FouSardinian: Bonu nadale e prosperu annu nouScots Gaelic: Nollaig chridheil huibhSerbian: Hristos se rodi.Singhalese: Subha nath thalak Vewa. Subha Aluth Awrudhak VewaSlovak: Vesele Vianoce. A stastlivy Novy RokSlovene: Vesele Bozicne Praznike Srecno Novo Leto or Vesel Bozic in srecno Novo letoSpanish: Feliz NavidadSwedish: God Jul and (Och) Ett Gott Nytt ÅrTagalog: Maligayamg Pasko. Masaganang Bagong TaonTamil: (Tamizh) Nathar Puthu Varuda Valthukkal (good New Year not Merry Christmas)Trukeese: (Micronesian) Neekiriisimas annim oo iyer seefe feyiyeech!Thai: Sawadee Pee Mai or souksan wan ChristmasTurkish: Noeliniz Ve Yeni Yiliniz Kutlu OlsunUkrainian: Srozhdestvom Kristovym or Z RIZDVOM HRYSTOVYMUrdu: Naya Saal Mubarak Ho (good New Year not Merry Christmas)Vietnamese: Chuc Mung Giang SinhWelsh: Nadolig LlawenYoruba: E ku odun, e ku iye'dun!
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I was recently asked by a friend how to start up a community in three months.
Why did he choose a deadline of 3 months? What kind of community does he want? What are the objectives of his community, and how does he want to empower his members? What kinds of content can he offer in his community? What kinds of features, customizations, and technical interactions does he require?
Until you have the goals, you won't be able to create a strategy.
When we move, we need to move with purpose.
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hey gang, for about 2 weeks now, our internet turned into a snail. i tried watching a youtube video, but the net is so slow now, the video played for maybe 20 seconds and the picture would freeze for a good 45 seconds, then the video would play for another 15 to 20 seconds and freeze again. it's impossible to watch a video now.
i have the same problem admiring new members of my clubs here at AdonisMale. what used to take 2 to 5 seconds now takes the better part of a minute. i apologize to everyone for my lack of participation, but my internet is just too damn slow. on November 11th, i get my cable and internet installed. after that i`ll be able to do whatever i want and with a decent internet speed at my command!! please bear with me in my time of a slow internet. i`ll seen be back up and running at full speed and there`ll be no stopping me!! MUHAHAHAHA!!! thank you for your time!!
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There is hardly anything better than waking up and making a good rich breakfast . And what better way to enjoy this feast than by eating it whilst you read the morning newspapers?
Unfortunately, some newspaper headlines can make us do a spit-take and drench the entire page in delicious tea (no milk, three sugars please) or maybe delightful cappuccino (a rich steamed milk foam of course) . You know the type of headlines that I mean: unintentionally amusing, very silly, and quite obvious how stupid they are if the overworked editors would look at them with a pair of fresh eyes.
So put your reading glasses on - if you need them - scroll down and read some hilarious and idiotic newspaper articles, all for your amusement.
PART III: The Towels.
At the end of the video, while we were sitting there buzzing over what we just learnt, a mid twenties guy with a really toned body came in wearing only an orange towel. He introduced himself as Old Nick. Apparently everyone refers to him as Nick in hell. He can change shape and body, generally designing himself to be whatever fantasy man turns you on. He explained how there were pitchforks, flames and Demons in Hell. "We have pitchfolks with dildos on the end for your enjoyment. There are certainly flames here in Hell. They are used to heat the saunas and steamrooms. I'll leave you to work out why the Demons need booking for the night, if you so desire". As Old Nick explained, Hell had a reputation to live up to and he felt some guys would be disappointed to find no Demons.
Apparently, there is a towel code in Hell. Similar to the hankie code they tried unsuccessfully to implement back on Earth. There are three colours with these towels. Green, Orange & Red. Upon checking into Hell, you are handed a towel and three drinks vouchers at Reception. Green means you are currently straight oriented. You do nothing you don't want to do. It is explained there are no woman here and that they are, indeed in Hell. Green towels must be left alone. An Orange towel means they have chosen between 1 to 5 sexual encounters with another guy upon arriving in Hell in a green towel. Red towels are for the gay aware guys, giving access to the backrooms here. So, as Old Nick advised, when we get changed in the room next door, we are all being given Orange towels, as they are the most popular towels amongst the guys. Fresh meat.
"Although one of you guys will be issued a red towel. Let's be honest, you'd earnt a red towel by the time you were fifteen."
So, with that, a new door suddenly appeared which he guided us through, and left us to get changed.
Who would have thought. When we had changed into the towels, there it was. The red towel. @JoelR. I guess the signs were there. Why else would he own and run Adonis Male after all.
Apparently a Demon had already been pre-booked for him.
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ColtMann posted a blog entry in Daily Message,Friday the 13th doesn't have to be all bad - we have a lineup for boys all named Williams. not from the same family, but oh, you kid! I could roll around with any of these, however the feature is Chris Williams who died before he could make enough loving to reach me. too bad. I gave a couple of zip files for ease of downloading.
Steve posted a post in a forum topic,Post in Celebrate the Holidays
Dancenog posted a blog entry in Thoughts and random stuff,Wanted a broad cross section of opinions.... Earlier this week. I was challenged with "well, you gays, all sleep about anyway. No one is ever monogamous. It's all open relationships." I don't agree. I've never cheated on anyone in my life...