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422. Jock and denim thief on the loose
redheaguy51 posted a blog entry in Loveless Motel Parody backup
Guests of the Bunkhouse have been lodging complaints for a few days now regarding stolen jock straps and jeans that have gone missing when using the communal showers there. Cowboys over at The Stables can really work up a sweat what with showing city boys the ropes and all, and it's just a natural thing for a cowboy to want to lather up with his buds while hanging his duds in a place they ought to be secure. The mystery is deepened and particularly concerning, as some of the cowboys have been working on ripening their jocks for months, and the prospect of going into town looking for new jockstraps doesn't thrill anyone except maybe the salesmen in the JCPenney or Sears men's clothing departments, though some of the cowboys don't complain too much if they get hold of a townie who wants to provide a personal fitting. -
349. Certified Hustlers available at Loveless Truckstop
redheaguy51 posted a blog entry in Loveless Motel Parody backup
You might even hit a dry spell at Loveless Truckstop. When just about all your goodbuddies are still on the road and you get that itch, you might encounter a bit of trade dressed like a trucker, and be fooled. No problem! Just ask to see a Certified Hustler card, issued by Loveless Motel. These men offer the best thing next to a full guarantee that you won't be taken for the wrong kind of ride. Satisfaction is nearly always guaranteed, and you can always say "no thanks". In that case, just take a walk over to the Silver Bullet bar or the Stables area behind the Motel for a little bonding for free. -
348. Park it by the night, week or month - Loveless Truckstop
redheaguy51 posted a blog entry in Loveless Motel Parody backup
Once you see our facilities, you may decide to make Loveless Truckstop your future home away from home. You can park your rig for any length of time. Full hookups are available for nightly stays, and long term storage is available too. And if all you want is a quick meal and some stimulating conversation, you've found the right place. -
338. Dad and Son work as a team at The Stables
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It's all in the family - these two men hired on for the season and will work at The Stables in trade for room and board. Dad is Calvin, and son Buck are the talk and fantasy of many of the guests. "Do they know this is an all-male resort?" They know.-
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At this rate, these gents may not need to visit the clubs at Loveless Motel - their suite seems to be well stocked for an evening's entertainment.
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8 Ball Bar at Loveless Motel is nothing if not the obvious place to be obvious. Is he a townie who just wandered in, or is he a Loveless Motel Certified Hustler? Ask to see his card, or take a walk on the wild side. Your choice.
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299. Touching scene at the 8 Ball Bar299.
redheaguy51 posted a blog entry in Loveless Motel Parody backup
Our roving resort photographer, "Snap" Wadmacher, captures two men getting to know each other at 8 Ball Bar, located next to the Laundry Room behind the pool house at Loveless Motel. "Snap" tells us that neither had been to an all guy resort before, but when they came to Shutter Bug Camera Shop to claim their picture, they laughed and one said the knee move was shortly followed by a full on kiss, and some hand-to-denim frontal exploration, and, well, you know... -
Loveless Motel attracts a lot of cops, eager to make their quota for writing tickets, sometimes for the smallest infraction, even though a good part of the force are evening patrons, especially of Loveless Truck Stop and The Tubs at the bunkhouse. So generally, if you see a uniformed ociffer of the law inside the compound, interaction is generally welcomed, and Officer Dick can be real friendly.
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Meeting a stranger who's up for a challenge is almost a guarantee at Loveless Motel. There's somebody booking here tonight who is the perfect ying to your wang. Whether it's one or several you want to put to the test, your equipment will be worked over as often as it takes you to save up a load for another eager new friend.
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What smoking policy? The policy is to pay for and not bum your cigarettes. Never heard of such a thing. It's 1962 at Loveless Motel, and we sell candy cigarettes in the gift shop for you to take home to your little bastards, or your brother's kids. You can get any tobacco product you desire and smoke all you want, anywhere you like. Check out Blunt Smoke Shop and Lottery Tickets, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel. Try to use the ashcans around the property. You can buy souvenir ashtrays at Hit and Split - that's why we don't have fancy printed ones in the bars, bub, for you to steal. Or use the parking lot or a dance floor. Please don't dump your car ashtrays in the parking lot, however. Wait til you're down the road a piece to do that.
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161. Putting forward an applicant for a position...
redheaguy51 posted a blog entry in Loveless Motel Parody backup
We've received a letter from a friend of Loveless Motel who has forwarded a recommendation for an opening that needs filling. Thanks for his kind recommendation: we'll be following up with details of the outcome soon. "This is Roger who is looking for a staff position at the infamous Loveless Motel.... Your guests might enjoy him as a Grindskeeper or indoor Plumbing Maintenance Man.. Yes please, let me know if he gets hired, I get a mighty big 'finders fee'....." Thanks, @FLShawn1, for that glowing recommendation As an aside, the staff at Loveless Motel thinks it appears our recommending friend has already found something mighty big!-
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The best way to check to see just how hot your cowboy is at Loveless Motel, is a never fail system using a rectal thermometer (of sorts). Time to put him to bed and give him lots of fluids.
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143. Cruisin' Cowboys at Hard Tack General Store
redheaguy51 posted a blog entry in Loveless Motel Parody backup
This cowboy has made a leather/levi buddy at Loveless Motel. Hanging out in front of the Hard Tack General Store near the Bunkhouse is always a great place to strike up a conversation, especially when you're dressed for the occasion. The fellow on the left is a short-time employee at the store, taking advantage of Loveless Motel's work-release program for guests who were unable to pay their bill in full at checkout. Hard Tack offers second hand cowboy gear and Beechnut chewing tobacco. -
From the album: Cruising the Woods
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From the album: Cruising the Woods
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From the album: Cruising the Woods
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Lots of banging going on right now at Loveless Motel. Construction crews have strict orders not to start work until 9am. You might see some of the guys wandering around before then, "looking for directions."
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The Garbage man comes early to Loveless Motel. We're the first stop on his run - you'll hear the truck around 6AM if you're booked in room 222. He likes his coffee black and you've got 15 minutes.
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Finding the right tool might take some time at the Motor Pool parts shop at Loveless Motel- and our mechanics will take their time ensuring that whatever tool you need is well oiled, works for you and is just the right fit. Being on the road and having a tool you know you have personally inspected when you need it makes for a great ride. The Motor Pool has a great selection for all your travel equipment needs.
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Just Kidding! Packing the right reading material should never be over-thought when planning a visit to Loveless Motel. You won't have time to read.
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Exciting new sheets will be distributed to several units this week by our eager-to-please housekeeping staff at Loveless Motel
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Whether solo or in a group, hiking is one of the most popular outdoor activities here at Loveless Motel. Our grounds are vast, with virtually every type of topography represented, whether you like to do it in the woods, in the desert, at the beach or on a mountain, you'll be satisfied.
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Need a quick smoke? Get your favorite brands in dispensing machines in each of our bars and near the ice machines on each floor. If you prefer a man to provide you with a cigarette, you can purchase a pack over the counter at Hit and Split, our 24 hour convenience store, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel.
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Some of the locals love our Sunday Tea Dance at Loveless Motel, but hired hands seldom have their own cars in this neck of the woods. Townies like this lonesome cowboy will do just about anything to get here.
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If strawberry blonde is a favorite, we've got you covered. Stop by Shutter Bug Camera Shop and see our currently available models for your perfect in-room photo shoot. For the record, his name is Ginger Rogers. We kid you not! Forgot your camera? We've got that covered too - for a slight upcharge. Rates upon request. He can be had for a song.
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