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321. Autumn on the beach at Loveless Motel
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These lads hadn't even bothered to change when they hopped on a bus to Loveless Motel, on furlough from the nearby military base, Camp Nancy. These two Nancy boys headed straight for the beach on the lake, which, they learned, is sadly closed this fall for renovations. While here at the Bunk House, they'll be heading over to Blunt Smoke Shop and Lottery Tickets to visit the proprietor, Dick Blunt, and stock up on some tobacco and talk shop. Dick doesn't smoke, but he and the boys share an affinity for collecting antique porcelain erotica and teacups. -
312. Trailer Trash Tryst - Aluminum City Exhibitionism
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As these men are illustrating, pretty much anything goes at Aluminum City, Loveless Motel's trailer park next door to the motel. Several acres of pristine landscaping dotted by the most up to date Trailer Homes are the perfect location for your next party. Book a tin can today! -
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304. Sunday Paper available for Loveless Readers
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For those who just can't tear themselves away from the real world while on vacation here at Loveless Motel, request a copy of the local paper be delivered to your room daily, or pick up a copy of the Sunday paper only at Hit and Split, the convenience store located off the lobby, where clothing is required.-
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299. Touching scene at the 8 Ball Bar299.
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Our roving resort photographer, "Snap" Wadmacher, captures two men getting to know each other at 8 Ball Bar, located next to the Laundry Room behind the pool house at Loveless Motel. "Snap" tells us that neither had been to an all guy resort before, but when they came to Shutter Bug Camera Shop to claim their picture, they laughed and one said the knee move was shortly followed by a full on kiss, and some hand-to-denim frontal exploration, and, well, you know... -
Brothers often share common interests; these to gents are actually cousins, and have both had the good fortune to be accepted into the work release program for low-impact non-violent nuisance-crime offenders incarcerated for at least 1 years, at the local county jail. They were caught shoplifting from a local "bookstore" downtown and are now being housed in the Bunkhouse right here at Loveless Motel, and will pull the late shift at our After Midnite Arcade. As janitors, they'll clean up after our late night revelers last-chance encounters. Luckily, they already know how to entertain themselves on a slow night, and may even pick up some extra cash for any personal favors they might provide the guests.
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294. Mustard Sweaters are "In" this fall at Loveless Motel
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Mustard and brown will be the "in" colors this fall, says our in-house fashion expert Mr. Billy Swallows, seen here on his lunch break, a few steps away from his duties at Suit Up, our very own atelier at Loveless Motel.-
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Our talented mechanics are at the ready to handle your most pressing needs at a moment's notice. Stop by today to tour the facility. We're told they are running a special on decorative suicide knobs - ask for Rod.
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Loveless Motel attracts a lot of cops, eager to make their quota for writing tickets, sometimes for the smallest infraction, even though a good part of the force are evening patrons, especially of Loveless Truck Stop and The Tubs at the bunkhouse. So generally, if you see a uniformed ociffer of the law inside the compound, interaction is generally welcomed, and Officer Dick can be real friendly.
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Loveless Motel bartenders are top of the list for most guest contact during a vacation. Tip well, and the rewards will be tangible.
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284. Townies are hanging around the parking lots
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You've received this notice prior to your arrival in the interests of a safe stay at Loveless Motel. Prearrival guests should be aware that we have seen an uptick in local men hanging around the parking lots at Loveless Motel, Aluminum City, and the Loveless Truck Stop, especially in the later evening, targeting late arrival guests. While we understand the undeniable allure of some of these men, please be advised that while you are having your balls sucked in your vehicle in the parking lot by an eager, plum-lipped stud, he may also be lifting your wallet out of the pants he just coaxed you out of. At a minimum, we suggest you trick the bastards by stowing your wallet in your suitcase prior to arrival, and enjoy the experience, worry-free. -
278. Local mystery cop set up speed traps Near Loveless Motel
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Some guests have reported that they have been stopped by a local traffic cop identifying himself as "Officer Dick", who offers to "let it slide" for "a favor". Loveless Motel neither confirms nor denies that the "officer" in question is actually a guest himself. So far, every complaining guest says they complied with the request, were not issued a ticket, and everything came out ok in the end.-
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277. Aluminum City is for Chess Lovers
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When booking your accommodation at Aluminum City at Loveless Motel, our recently acquired trailer court, you can request your favorite decor. These fellows like to play chess, and requested a knight piece. Later, they'll be requesting a few props, a model and a camera from Shutter Bug Camera Shop, where knights are out of stock but we have a few Roman Centurion types with big swords. -
265. The Tubs at the Bunkhouse - Loveless Venue
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The Newest addition at Loveless Motel - The Bunkhouse is getting a bathhouse. The Tubs is under construction in the basement, but currently offers a wet room, lockers, and massage tables. Planned are private rooms, a playroom, TV room, a grotto with waterfall, and a gloryhole maze. Some of our office staff is providing personal massage services - inquire at the Bunkhouse service desk.-
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At Loveless Motel, we have something for everyone. If you're a hot blonde looking for a swarthy Italian type, the property is swarming with guys from Chicago, Philly and NYC who want to meet you. Grab those sideburns and go in deep.
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259. Officer Dick confronts an errant guest just in time
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At Loveless Motel, our security staff, headed up by Officer Dick, who in his off duty hours watches over our property and guests with a staff of dedicated hands-on assistants, recently caught a local man trying to hot-wire a lodger's car in the parking lot over at Aluminum City. He was able to provide the gentleman with a demonstration of just what happens to those who are incarcerated for felonious actions involving auto theft. We can't confirm that the perp thought it was much of a deterrent, however. Guests of our adjacent trailer lot, Aluminum City, receive all the benefits and the immense talent of our watchful security staff, day and night, all year long. -
Meeting a stranger who's up for a challenge is almost a guarantee at Loveless Motel. There's somebody booking here tonight who is the perfect ying to your wang. Whether it's one or several you want to put to the test, your equipment will be worked over as often as it takes you to save up a load for another eager new friend.
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As the prospect of another boring weekend at home looms in your immediate future, the solution is staring you directly in the face. Hop in your jalopy and head over to Loveless Motel, where you'll find loads of fun and come within inches of tasting fulfillment. Call our booking office now!
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One of our favorite guests, an executive who hangs out at Loveless Motel whenever making money gets stressful, is inhouse this weekend entertaining a man whose taking a break from his sugardaddy. The anticipation of draining a well-formed mature man while he provides you with just the right amount of tactile stimulation can sure put you in the zone. If you fancy sex on the floor down on all fours, getting your hose drained at all hours of the day or night, while you give your accommodating buddy the helping hand he's been craving, call the front desk for some floormats - we're happy to oblige.
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So you fucked around and found out. You talked to a lifeguard when the sign specifically said not to, and were caught. You've been told you now have to spend a couple nights in detention in the Hoosegow at the Bunkhouse with a number of other miscreants who just can't follow the simple rules at Loveless Motel. Consider yourself lucky. The smell of bung and balls and a hard, relentless fuck will teach you a lesson you won't soon forget.
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Find your groove at the beach on the lake at Loveless Motel
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239. Aluminum City - Do it on the Down Low
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It's hard to be yourself in today's world, until you get to Loveless Motel. Aluminum City provides great accommodations and the privacy you crave, to satisfy all those other cravings you have. We welcome everyone and are eager to satisfy your needs. -
227. The Hoosegow in the Bunkhouse - Loveless Venue
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Here we have an exterior shot of The Hoosegow - Loveless Motel's very own detention center, located in the Bunkhouse. Why is there a jail at a resort? As Sheriff Buck N. McBuff says, "Fuck around and find out" He says "Drunk guys do stupid shit and we have to mainly protect them from themselves, as well as others. If they land in detention, we feed 'em for free, and, well, they're usually not in there alone, if you get my drift. In fact", he goes on to day, "I swan some of them boys will get into fisticuffs just to get thrown in, for fun" -
Sizing up your cowboy is an important step as you contemplate a conjugal mosey. Take that step at Loveless Motel this weekend - the Malamute Saloon at the Bunkhouse just about measures up.
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The Malamute Saloon at the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel pours a big mug and puts a head on it, but sure enough, it'll catch up to ya.. .and there's always a cowboy waitin' to watch and have some second hand beer.
