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Just hitting the shelves are 12 new titles at After Midnight Arcade, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel. It doesn't really open at midnight. You can go in there and drop quarters 24 hours a day, seven days a week, if you like. The spooge brigade is eager to clean up after you - those eager lads who have entered into the work release program after having been incarcerated in the Hoosegow for looking at a bartender cross-eyed, wearing a combination of a horizontally striped shirt with vertically striped pants, complaining about pubic hairs in the coleslaw at our restaurants - all of these types of infractions have lead to our ability to provide a spotless arcade environment for your prurient pleasure.* * We recognize that some of the infractions mentioned may seem a tad trivial, but when you consider the prospect of not having adequate help to do the menial tasks required by any business, signing a waiver exposing our lodgers to the slight risk of becoming conscripted is really a small matter compared to the possibility of wandering around in squalor while on vacation.

Convenience is our middle name at Hit and Split, your destination at Loveless Motel for the latest in, candy cigarettes, real ones, single cans of beer for daytrips into town, aspirin and condoms. Just in, some light reading material, reminding us that ginger men are a real rarity around here. Catch one if you can. Then, stop over to After Midnight Arcade and catch the latest addition to redhead beefcake, (we know the first gay naked man you ever saw in print was in Playgirl, and we've just received a used copy with a few pages that are stuck together)

. A recent Help Wanted ad in one of the manly magazines sold at After Midnight Arcade yielded unexpected results. There are still a few prospective campsites which, having been cleared of timber, now need to have the remaining stumps removed by grinding them down, and the only man in town known to grind stumps lost his equipment in a poker game and his main grind, the amputee postwoman, an Armenian immigrant named Aznef Bizdikian, dumped him for a ventriloquist with a lisp- hence the ad was placed in hopes more exposure would net results. Here are a few of the most interesting candidates. See if you can spot the man that's sure to have a leg up.

Brothers often share common interests; these to gents are actually cousins, and have both had the good fortune to be accepted into the work release program for low-impact non-violent nuisance-crime offenders incarcerated for at least 1 years, at the local county jail. They were caught shoplifting from a local "bookstore" downtown and are now being housed in the Bunkhouse right here at Loveless Motel, and will pull the late shift at our After Midnite Arcade. As janitors, they'll clean up after our late night revelers last-chance encounters. Luckily, they already know how to entertain themselves on a slow night, and may even pick up some extra cash for any personal favors they might provide the guests.

Roger, a model from Zeus Studio, heard about us through the grapevine, and will be selling and signing autographs on his latest spread at After Midnight Arcade, where you can watch a movie, buy the latest physique magazines, and bedtime reading. We hear he likes blondes and redheads, but never turns down a good offer, especially when a second cumming is likely.

Just in at After Midnight Arcade, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel, where you can find the new and used reading material, This title is available now! Don't let the name fool you-we are open 24 hours every day.