One of our favorite guests, an executive who hangs out

at Loveless Motel whenever making money gets stressful,

is inhouse this weekend entertaining a man whose taking a break from his sugardaddy.

The anticipation of draining a well-formed mature man while he provides you

with just the right amount of tactile stimulation can sure put you in the zone.

If you fancy sex on the floor down on all fours,

getting your hose drained at all hours of the day or night,

while you give your accommodating buddy the helping hand he's been craving,

call the front desk for some floormats - we're happy to oblige.