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376. Can't wait to get to Loveless Motel!
redheaguy51 posted a blog entry in Loveless Motel Parody backup
Literally, these guys just can't wait to get to Loveless. The whole point of the trip was privacy, a pool, sauna, new friends, new experiences, but it looks like car head is inevitable, and that 2 night room guarantee deposit is non-refundable. Fuel is not cheap this year at 65 cents a gallon. And deposits, as it turns out, cum in all kinds of flavors -
Guests making their way over to the Motor Pool at Loveless Motel will find that the garage closes down at 7PM and is dedicated to an alcohol-free play zone, under the supervision of the Head Mechanic and chief hose handler, "Sparky" McMasterson. Admission is free, and Sparky says no one leaves without being glad he came.
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Our talented mechanics are at the ready to handle your most pressing needs at a moment's notice. Stop by today to tour the facility. We're told they are running a special on decorative suicide knobs - ask for Rod.
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284. Townies are hanging around the parking lots
redheaguy51 posted a blog entry in Loveless Motel Parody backup
You've received this notice prior to your arrival in the interests of a safe stay at Loveless Motel. Prearrival guests should be aware that we have seen an uptick in local men hanging around the parking lots at Loveless Motel, Aluminum City, and the Loveless Truck Stop, especially in the later evening, targeting late arrival guests. While we understand the undeniable allure of some of these men, please be advised that while you are having your balls sucked in your vehicle in the parking lot by an eager, plum-lipped stud, he may also be lifting your wallet out of the pants he just coaxed you out of. At a minimum, we suggest you trick the bastards by stowing your wallet in your suitcase prior to arrival, and enjoy the experience, worry-free. -
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259. Officer Dick confronts an errant guest just in time
redheaguy51 posted a blog entry in Loveless Motel Parody backup
At Loveless Motel, our security staff, headed up by Officer Dick, who in his off duty hours watches over our property and guests with a staff of dedicated hands-on assistants, recently caught a local man trying to hot-wire a lodger's car in the parking lot over at Aluminum City. He was able to provide the gentleman with a demonstration of just what happens to those who are incarcerated for felonious actions involving auto theft. We can't confirm that the perp thought it was much of a deterrent, however. Guests of our adjacent trailer lot, Aluminum City, receive all the benefits and the immense talent of our watchful security staff, day and night, all year long. -
It's the perfect summer day at Loveless Motel. Get out of your room and explore the grounds. Take some sun screen, and get some exposure...
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T The day after a holiday at Loveless Motel i s a mad dash for the parking lot to make sure you can get back to work on time. But there's always time for one last fast friendship.
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88. Shoot the Breeze - Tools and Shit at the Motor Pool
redheaguy51 posted a blog entry in Loveless Motel Parody backup
Our friendly staff over at the Motor Pool at Loveless Motel will handle all your repair needs, set up car rentals, or just be happy to shoot the breeze about tools, and whatever else comes up.-
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From the album: Car Jacks
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From the album: Car Jacks
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