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412. Mr. Dick Blunt's collection of antique dildos
CalHowdy posted a blog entry in Loveless Motel Parody backup
Mr. Dick Blunt, proprietor of Blunt Smoke Shop and Lottery Tickets, tells us he has been a collector of antique erotica, and particularly dildos, for several years. Ironically, despite his admirable personal attributes, it turns out that he enjoys stimulation of many kinds, and seeks out those men who can match him on a physical as well as an intellectual basis. He's happy to discuss and share is rare collection with discerning gentlemen in his private quarters at Aluminum City. After a few beers, a demonstration of the effective utility of some of his favorites is not out of the question. -
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259. Officer Dick confronts an errant guest just in time
CalHowdy posted a blog entry in Loveless Motel Parody backup
At Loveless Motel, our security staff, headed up by Officer Dick, who in his off duty hours watches over our property and guests with a staff of dedicated hands-on assistants, recently caught a local man trying to hot-wire a lodger's car in the parking lot over at Aluminum City. He was able to provide the gentleman with a demonstration of just what happens to those who are incarcerated for felonious actions involving auto theft. We can't confirm that the perp thought it was much of a deterrent, however. Guests of our adjacent trailer lot, Aluminum City, receive all the benefits and the immense talent of our watchful security staff, day and night, all year long. -
232. Dick Blunt - Tobacconist Extraordinaire
CalHowdy posted a blog entry in Loveless Motel Parody backup
Mr. Dick Blunt, owner of Blunt Smoke Shop and Lottery Tickets, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel, when asked recently, says he doesn't smoke because, and we quote, "That shit'll kill ya!" He says he offers free back-room therapy to those wishing to quit smoking by helping them ween themselves off the addiction of nicotine by providing a similar feeling of having a thick, hot object in one's mouth. He claims a success rate of a whopping 10 percent, which he says doesn't seem like a lot, but he gets a certain amount of personal satisfaction in the attempt, nevertheless. -
One of our local men (a townie) has been hired by Shutter Bug Camera Shop at Loveless Motel. More frequently seen at Loveless Motel as one of the men on the garbage truck, one of our guests mentioned that we should look into hiring him on, after a chance encounter with him near the dumpster behind the Bunkhouse. "I'd have paid good money for that, but got it for free!" exclaimed the guest. The new man has a winning smile and a few other attributes that he'd love to show you in your next private in-room photo shoot. No longer a garbageman, he is now elevated to premium trash. Ask about rates for Rod.
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Two of our office staff at Loveless Motel work off some of the stress of a weekly meeting. One of our recent interns was overheard to say "It sure beats the Welcome Wagon"
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