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Our most creative guests will always choose a room with a king size bed, where you can become a daisy in a chain just about any day or night at Loveless Motel.
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316. Fireplace Suites at Loveless Motel
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When booking at Loveless Motel, request a Fireplace Suite. Your new friends will be impressed with your ability to afford such luxury. Every Fireplace Suite comes with a safe, into which you should place your wallet and keys BEFORE you go about selecting new friends to impress -
314. Two Balls at the Eight Ball Bar
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This hot trio put on a show at the 8 Ball Bar the other night - the guys who had wandered over from the Bunkhouse got more than an eyeful in this Loveless Motel leather lovers hotspot.-
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313. Yesteryear's Queers' Word of the Day #36 - Street Trick
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Street Trick Someone you meet on the street who you pick up for sex -1970s- "I was cruising over at Aluminum city and picked up this cute street trick who was standing outside the the Vagabond bar keying another guy's car. He invited me over to his tin can and I got rug burn on my knees from the shag carpeting when he fucked me on the floor" -
312. Trailer Trash Tryst - Aluminum City Exhibitionism
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As these men are illustrating, pretty much anything goes at Aluminum City, Loveless Motel's trailer park next door to the motel. Several acres of pristine landscaping dotted by the most up to date Trailer Homes are the perfect location for your next party. Book a tin can today! -
Hump day survivors clean up at The Tubs, located in the Basement of the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel
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Newly installed is our 2 story waterfall at The Tubs, the bathhouse located in the basement of the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel. Complete with a hidden grotto behind the falls, and a rock cavern maze, it's the perfect place to unwind and find a new friend.
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300. Final Warning-NO crowding the Laundry Room entrance
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A popular time to do a load is the morning of departure from the resort. Once again, we've had to ask our patrons to not crowd around the laundry room door as a courtesy to those patrons in need of getting their load off their departure checklist. The 8 Ball Bar directly next to the Laundry Room behind the pool house, and across the street from the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel is the place to hang in that area, and if the bar is too crowded, we remind you that there are several alternatives across the resort when the weather turns cooler. There are stiff penalties for ignoring this simple rule. Just ask someone who has spent a night in the Hoosegow for preventing a guest from taking care of his load. -
298. Don't get caught behind the 8 Ball Bar
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Now that fall is upon us, the hot sunny days of summer are waning, and we've seen an uptick of guys seeking to stay warm at 8 Ball Bar, located next to the laundry room, behind the pool house at Loveless Motel. A few dark corners, a juke box and two pool tables is all you need, it seems, along with a friendly bar tender. Clothing optional. However, due to its popularity, the small establishment tends to fill up quickly in colder weather, and the crowd spills over into the Laundry Room next door, which is off limits to bar patrons and must remain clear for the use of those wishing to actually do their laundry, rather than remove it from the man whose crotch is staring you on your face while you are on your knees in front of him, in the Laundry Room. -
297. Yesteryear's Queers' Word of the day #33 – Wrecked
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Wrecked To be shocked by an action or piece of information, or publicly embarrassed by a situation or a perceived adversary -1970s- "The other night I was at Kitty's Arcade and saw my boss go into one of the booths. I was just wrecked!" -
Brothers often share common interests; these to gents are actually cousins, and have both had the good fortune to be accepted into the work release program for low-impact non-violent nuisance-crime offenders incarcerated for at least 1 years, at the local county jail. They were caught shoplifting from a local "bookstore" downtown and are now being housed in the Bunkhouse right here at Loveless Motel, and will pull the late shift at our After Midnite Arcade. As janitors, they'll clean up after our late night revelers last-chance encounters. Luckily, they already know how to entertain themselves on a slow night, and may even pick up some extra cash for any personal favors they might provide the guests.
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Our talented mechanics are at the ready to handle your most pressing needs at a moment's notice. Stop by today to tour the facility. We're told they are running a special on decorative suicide knobs - ask for Rod.
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284. Townies are hanging around the parking lots
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You've received this notice prior to your arrival in the interests of a safe stay at Loveless Motel. Prearrival guests should be aware that we have seen an uptick in local men hanging around the parking lots at Loveless Motel, Aluminum City, and the Loveless Truck Stop, especially in the later evening, targeting late arrival guests. While we understand the undeniable allure of some of these men, please be advised that while you are having your balls sucked in your vehicle in the parking lot by an eager, plum-lipped stud, he may also be lifting your wallet out of the pants he just coaxed you out of. At a minimum, we suggest you trick the bastards by stowing your wallet in your suitcase prior to arrival, and enjoy the experience, worry-free. -
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271. Get some R and R at Loveless Truck Stop
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Loveless Motel has just reopened the newly scquired Loveless Truckstop after an extensive renovation -drivers can now hook up, join us for dinner at the cafe, and take a good hot shower. Strike up a conversation...unload.-
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Perfect for two couples on friendly terms, or 4 close singles, our double double rooms at Loveless Motel offer plenty of room for your most inventive weekend activities.
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279. Yesteryear's Queers' Word of the Day #32 - Alice Blue Gown
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Alice Blue GownA campy term for someone who is a copor is dressed as a cop -1970s- from the title of a 1919 song about the daughter of President Theodore Roosevelt, who was famed for a dress she wore."Gentlemen, be forewarned that we expect a visit this evening from Alice Blue Gown, so we remind you not to be seen touching anyone while there's a pig in the building, and absolutely no dancing"or, conversely, "Oh come here you big burly Alice Blue Gown, search my body cavities, and handcuff me, already!" -
277. Aluminum City is for Chess Lovers
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When booking your accommodation at Aluminum City at Loveless Motel, our recently acquired trailer court, you can request your favorite decor. These fellows like to play chess, and requested a knight piece. Later, they'll be requesting a few props, a model and a camera from Shutter Bug Camera Shop, where knights are out of stock but we have a few Roman Centurion types with big swords. -
Roger, a model from Zeus Studio, heard about us through the grapevine, and will be selling and signing autographs on his latest spread at After Midnight Arcade, where you can watch a movie, buy the latest physique magazines, and bedtime reading. We hear he likes blondes and redheads, but never turns down a good offer, especially when a second cumming is likely.
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At Loveless Motel, we have something for everyone. If you're a hot blonde looking for a swarthy Italian type, the property is swarming with guys from Chicago, Philly and NYC who want to meet you. Grab those sideburns and go in deep.
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263. Pounding out the competition at the Bates Motel
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Longtime guests of Loveless Motel will no doubt remember the nearby Bates Motel and the friendly and informal competitions held on that property, with categories such as Quickest Cummer, Longest Edge, and Biggest Load, and the grand prize, the Master Bator, awarded to the man who had the best average overall in the combined categories. These memorable legacy events are now part of our activity offerings on the main stage at The Footlight Fairies Cabaret, located off the lobby -
261. Yesteryear's Queers' Word of the Day #31 - Polari
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Polari A form of rhyming secret slang used by British gays of the 20th century to communicated in an era of homophobia and repression, up until the late 1960s "Bona to vada your dolly old eek" = "Good to see your beautiful face" -
259. Officer Dick confronts an errant guest just in time
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At Loveless Motel, our security staff, headed up by Officer Dick, who in his off duty hours watches over our property and guests with a staff of dedicated hands-on assistants, recently caught a local man trying to hot-wire a lodger's car in the parking lot over at Aluminum City. He was able to provide the gentleman with a demonstration of just what happens to those who are incarcerated for felonious actions involving auto theft. We can't confirm that the perp thought it was much of a deterrent, however. Guests of our adjacent trailer lot, Aluminum City, receive all the benefits and the immense talent of our watchful security staff, day and night, all year long. -
Meeting a stranger who's up for a challenge is almost a guarantee at Loveless Motel. There's somebody booking here tonight who is the perfect ying to your wang. Whether it's one or several you want to put to the test, your equipment will be worked over as often as it takes you to save up a load for another eager new friend.
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As the prospect of another boring weekend at home looms in your immediate future, the solution is staring you directly in the face. Hop in your jalopy and head over to Loveless Motel, where you'll find loads of fun and come within inches of tasting fulfillment. Call our booking office now!
