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308. Yesteryear's Queers' Word of the Day #35 - JTO
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JTO (Jailhouse Turn Out) A man who goes into prison straight but comes out gay -1950s- "Careful with that one - he's strictly JTO - he likes to be called "Killer" but don't let him near your checkbook." -
307. Newspaper man interviews Hoosegow inmates in old crud
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A nationally known newspaper man, checking into Loveless Motel as Sushi Yunioshi, is spending his vacation "interviewing" recent inhabitants of the Hoosegow for an upcoming literary project he's working on. We asked Mr. Yunioshi ("Just call me Sush" he said to the clerk, putting his index finger to his pursed lips) if he preferred to have inmates sent to his room one at a time, or in small groups, and he opted for groups, stating he wanted to make sure there were witnesses, but "don't bother cleaning them up" He was particularly interested to know if we had any who might have recently been in Kansas.-
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306. Celebrity Guests at Loveless Motel
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Loveless Motel is the favorite vacation spot of several high profile Hollywood Types who often arrive incognito, often checking in under pseudonyms. Mr. Biff McTosser is a recent example. Shown here, he executes the secret wave known to only some of those at Loveless Motel, which translated means, "Hi there - don't I know you from the Mauve Tavern?" Psycho Randy is beside himself...nearly passed out when Biff checked in. -
304. Sunday Paper available for Loveless Readers
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For those who just can't tear themselves away from the real world while on vacation here at Loveless Motel, request a copy of the local paper be delivered to your room daily, or pick up a copy of the Sunday paper only at Hit and Split, the convenience store located off the lobby, where clothing is required.-
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303. Yesteryear's Queers' Word of the Day #34 - Blue Discharge
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Click here to read an article about the process on the National Park Service website Blue Discharge From 1945 to 1947, gays discovered in the US armed forces received less than honorable discharges and were often sentenced to hard labor, without an appeal process -1940s- "My buddy Fred survived D Day on Omaha Beach but didn't survive the army - they gave him a blue discharge!" Click here to read an article about the process on the National Park Service website-
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Hump day survivors clean up at The Tubs, located in the Basement of the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel
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Newly installed is our 2 story waterfall at The Tubs, the bathhouse located in the basement of the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel. Complete with a hidden grotto behind the falls, and a rock cavern maze, it's the perfect place to unwind and find a new friend.
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300. Final Warning-NO crowding the Laundry Room entrance
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A popular time to do a load is the morning of departure from the resort. Once again, we've had to ask our patrons to not crowd around the laundry room door as a courtesy to those patrons in need of getting their load off their departure checklist. The 8 Ball Bar directly next to the Laundry Room behind the pool house, and across the street from the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel is the place to hang in that area, and if the bar is too crowded, we remind you that there are several alternatives across the resort when the weather turns cooler. There are stiff penalties for ignoring this simple rule. Just ask someone who has spent a night in the Hoosegow for preventing a guest from taking care of his load. -
299. Touching scene at the 8 Ball Bar299.
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Our roving resort photographer, "Snap" Wadmacher, captures two men getting to know each other at 8 Ball Bar, located next to the Laundry Room behind the pool house at Loveless Motel. "Snap" tells us that neither had been to an all guy resort before, but when they came to Shutter Bug Camera Shop to claim their picture, they laughed and one said the knee move was shortly followed by a full on kiss, and some hand-to-denim frontal exploration, and, well, you know...-
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298. Don't get caught behind the 8 Ball Bar
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Now that fall is upon us, the hot sunny days of summer are waning, and we've seen an uptick of guys seeking to stay warm at 8 Ball Bar, located next to the laundry room, behind the pool house at Loveless Motel. A few dark corners, a juke box and two pool tables is all you need, it seems, along with a friendly bar tender. Clothing optional. However, due to its popularity, the small establishment tends to fill up quickly in colder weather, and the crowd spills over into the Laundry Room next door, which is off limits to bar patrons and must remain clear for the use of those wishing to actually do their laundry, rather than remove it from the man whose crotch is staring you on your face while you are on your knees in front of him, in the Laundry Room. -
297. Yesteryear's Queers' Word of the day #33 – Wrecked
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Wrecked To be shocked by an action or piece of information, or publicly embarrassed by a situation or a perceived adversary -1970s- "The other night I was at Kitty's Arcade and saw my boss go into one of the booths. I was just wrecked!" -
296. Now Showing at After Midnight Arcade
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Brothers often share common interests; these to gents are actually cousins, and have both had the good fortune to be accepted into the work release program for low-impact non-violent nuisance-crime offenders incarcerated for at least 1 years, at the local county jail. They were caught shoplifting from a local "bookstore" downtown and are now being housed in the Bunkhouse right here at Loveless Motel, and will pull the late shift at our After Midnite Arcade. As janitors, they'll clean up after our late night revelers last-chance encounters. Luckily, they already know how to entertain themselves on a slow night, and may even pick up some extra cash for any personal favors they might provide the guests.
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294. Mustard Sweaters are "In" this fall at Loveless Motel
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Mustard and brown will be the "in" colors this fall, says our in-house fashion expert Mr. Billy Swallows, seen here on his lunch break, a few steps away from his duties at Suit Up, our very own atelier at Loveless Motel.-
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Anyone who's stayed at the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel knows it's virtually impossible not to find a date on a Saturday Night (or several), before or after you actually spend time in the bars or disco at our busy resort. Frequent guests call the first floor rest room at the Bunkhouse the Wreck Room
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Our talented mechanics are at the ready to handle your most pressing needs at a moment's notice. Stop by today to tour the facility. We're told they are running a special on decorative suicide knobs - ask for Rod.
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291. Happy to give directions for your incoming stay
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"Thanks for calling Loveless Motel Booking Department - What are you wearing?" Previous guests are familiar with the provocative greeting. Our booking office phone room is at the ready to assist with your every pre-arrival need, 24 hours day. Our late night shift is handled by just two men, and invariably there are times when there may be a hold, especially when the conversation turns to wardrobe.-
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290. Those crazy mechanics at the Motor Pool
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Some days it seems like nothing gets done at the Motor Pool at Loveless Motel. Those crazy guys! You just never know what you'll walk into at the garage.-
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Loveless Motel is aware of the slow progress our contractors are making on recent improvements to the property, and it is unnecessary to report work slowdown observations, especially if you have participated in some of the causes for the slowdown.
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287. Cruising Hours enforced by local constabulary
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Loveless Motel would like to remind our incoming guests that the local constabulary patrols our parking lots, and will detain anyone who is visibly naked from the vantage point of the frontage road passing Loveless Motel, from sunup to sundown, year round. Please make sure your parking lot cruising takes place after dark and before dawn.-
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Loveless Motel attracts a lot of cops, eager to make their quota for writing tickets, sometimes for the smallest infraction, even though a good part of the force are evening patrons, especially of Loveless Truck Stop and The Tubs at the bunkhouse. So generally, if you see a uniformed ociffer of the law inside the compound, interaction is generally welcomed, and Officer Dick can be real friendly.
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Loveless Motel bartenders are top of the list for most guest contact during a vacation. Tip well, and the rewards will be tangible.
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If tight, fresh and low hangers are your thing, feast your eyes. Summer is time for our Tanline and Tush contest at the lake at Loveless Motel. The winner gets a lickin'
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284. Townies are hanging around the parking lots
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You've received this notice prior to your arrival in the interests of a safe stay at Loveless Motel. Prearrival guests should be aware that we have seen an uptick in local men hanging around the parking lots at Loveless Motel, Aluminum City, and the Loveless Truck Stop, especially in the later evening, targeting late arrival guests. While we understand the undeniable allure of some of these men, please be advised that while you are having your balls sucked in your vehicle in the parking lot by an eager, plum-lipped stud, he may also be lifting your wallet out of the pants he just coaxed you out of. At a minimum, we suggest you trick the bastards by stowing your wallet in your suitcase prior to arrival, and enjoy the experience, worry-free. -
Interns at Loveless Motel go through a rigorous training, often arriving at the property prior to the beginning of classes to seek out their fellow classmates. Study sessions can often be long and hard, but fulfilling and mutually beneficial as well. Cramming for exams is a time honored tradition, often carried out right in the conference rooms which are made available for any after hours cramming. Instructors often volunteer to lead, as all our instructors were once interns themselves, and therefore excellent crammers.