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Head over to Hit and Split for this year's edition of Loveless Motel Christmas Cards - a box of 25 is only $1.50! We recommend sending them to the friends of those you are crossing off your list this year due to some minor personal infraction, and signing each one "XOXO - Guess Who!"

In a special arrangement through Shutter Bug Camera Shop, Loveless Motel Hit and Split convenience store, located off the lobby, now has a limited number of Christmas Balls featuring photos of some of your favorite Certified Hustlers. See Psycho Randy at the front desk if you would like to book a time to admire a real set of balls of one of our many Certified Hustlers.

The old trunk in the attic over at the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel never disappoints. This must have been a favorite of Loveless Lodge founders and owners Edgar Loveless and Sinjin Birdwhistle. Anti-freeze must have meant something entirely different in the 1920s. "It's going to be a cold cold winter, but I'll never freeze when you're around"

Guests at Loveless Motel are invited annually to decorate their room doors and may purchase various holiday decor, including popular Christmas trees and decorative balls at Hit and Split, our convenience store located off the lobby. Too busy to decorate it yourself? Hire one of our staff members to attend to your specific requests.

RubItOutSanta.mp4 Every year we drop hints regarding who will be hiding under the beard a Santa for the Christmas Show at Footlight Fairies Cabaret, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel. Our holiday artist in residence for this year is shown below. His reputation precedes him (by about 8 inches) and he'll be holing up for the holidays at Aluminum City. All you holes can start lining up to sit on his special lap on December 20th. Extra charges may apply.

After the debacle of the drunken Christmas Card scandal, it seems the word has gotten out at Loveless Motel, and guests are requesting pictures of themselves posing in front of the tree in the lobby. Photo sessions are allowed only between the hours of 3 AM and 5 AM when the exterior lobby doors are locked. "Snap" Wadmacher, ace inhouse photographer at Shutterbug Camera Shop says his index finger is sore from all the extra action it's been seeing lately. Here's and example of the result: Calvin is currently staying in room 222 and has offered to provide "Snap" with something else to do with his finger.

Returning guests know that Loveless Motel pulls out all the stops for its annual poolside Christmas Pageant, This year is no exception. Interns have been busy with just oodles of pink tule to make Santa's reindeer appear as though they are floating on clouds of cotton candy. Our fella on the far side of the pool in the middle is poised to plug in the Christmas Star, and we hope he doesn't fall in! How shocking would that be?! Don't try this at home.

Now that you've booked your Christmas Holiday at Aluminum City Trailer Park at Loveless Motel, call and reserve the perfect modern tree for the holidays. You can have the tree waiting and decorated just prior to your arrival, or you can have one of our handymen set it up once you get here. Call now - availability is limited.

JTO (Jailhouse Turn Out) A man who goes into prison straight but comes out gay -1950s- "Careful with that one - he's strictly JTO - he likes to be called "Killer" but don't let him near your checkbook."