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504. Loveless Motel v. Uranus Walls, Inc.
redheaguy51 posted a blog entry in Loveless Motel Parody backup
Loveless Motel has retained the legal firm, Pounds, Butts, and Bates, LLC, to take action against Uranus Walls, Inc, ("Your solution for an interior that's out of this world"), for the unflattering job they did recently in the reception area of Nic the Senior Manager's new office expansion. Exhibit A, the documentary photograph taken by Shutter Bug Camera Shop photographer Snap Wadmacher of Nic's buddy Irving, who is supervising the landscaping job being completed for the registration area of Nutbush Campground, illustrates Nic's complaint. "It's obvious that whoever put this crap up was drunk. I didn't pay for remnants. Nothing matches, and it looks like it was installed with a welding torch. This all needs to be removed. We need to get someone in here who can demonstrate the meaning of well hung." Barristers Pounds and Butts have suggested a loose compensation arrangement, while Bates offers a completely different solution taking a firm hand and a good grip on the situation, milking it for all it's worth and as a result, Nic has said it he feels like he's getting jerked around and screwed, and says he won't stand for it. Irving just rolled his big brown eyes.-
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363. Loveless Motel v. Fawlty Construction LLC
redheaguy51 posted a blog entry in Loveless Motel Parody backup
Recent renovations have gone awry. Local contractors DBA Fawlty Construction Co. Was tasked with adding on to one of the stand alone units in the motor court section of Loveless Motel, and as demonstrated by some of our office personnel in a photograph taken as proof in court and marked "Exhibit A", a wall has collapsed, rendering the unit unrentable. Our solicitors in town, Law firm known as Dewey, Cheatham and Howe, have filed a suit on our behalf. We expect a swift judgement, plus court costs.