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373. Footlight Fairies Cabaret Fab Four
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Our Footlight Fairies Cabaret inhouse band, The Fab Four, are shown here in a practice session in the sub-basement of the Bunkhouse (also known as The Tubs). These guys can make all the racket they want down there, and have an agreement with the manager to whom they have made a promise that no one will get shocked, with only a slight fear that the humidity from the indoor waterfall might cause an electric shock. The band reports "so far so good" and has gained a number of fans who are regular patrons of The Tubs. "The Fab Four" can be seen every weekend at the Footlight Fairies Cabaret, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel -
372. Menu item additions at Loveless Truckstop Cafe'
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At Loveless Truckstop Cafe', one of the waiters' favorite welcome line as he seats guests is "Coffee, Tea or me?" It's pretty much a smackdown challenge, especially when "me" is the choice. We'll have "me" for breakfast, lunch, and dinner, please! And put a head on it! This technique has been so popular that a new menu item has been added, and you can get the same dish if you order the Spit-roast Spring Chicken.-
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At Loveless Truckstop Cafe', customer satisfaction is king. Whether you have wandered over to the cafe' from Loveless Motel or from Aluminum City Trailer Court, or just pulled into the parking lot with your big rig, getting your order quickly and just the way you like it is the goal. How do you like your meat?
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366. Yesteryear's Queers' Word of the Day #41 - Gorilla Salad
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Gorilla Salad Thick, dark, hairy pubes -1960s- "I like the guy, but ever time we're together, I spend 2 days with a toothpick getting out all that gorilla salad stuck in my teeth" -
365. Washable Naugahyde furnishings at Aluminum City
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Popular Aluminum City trailer homes at Loveless Motel include contemporary Naugahyde furnishings which are easily wiped off, reducing the chance of additional cleaning charges that may be levied after your stay. So feel free to let yourself go in these units, though we advise against getting anything on the highly absorbent wood paneling in many of our tin can units.-
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364. Adjectives are a man's best friend
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Adjectives are a man's best friend. When it comes to personal fashion, look no further than Packaged Goods!, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel. Carrying a full stock of intimate wear from jockstraps to trusses, in a place where it's hard to tell who wants to do what to whom, these fashion pullovers will leave no doubt about who's boss at Smarty Pants Disco.-
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363. Loveless Motel v. Fawlty Construction LLC
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Recent renovations have gone awry. Local contractors DBA Fawlty Construction Co. Was tasked with adding on to one of the stand alone units in the motor court section of Loveless Motel, and as demonstrated by some of our office personnel in a photograph taken as proof in court and marked "Exhibit A", a wall has collapsed, rendering the unit unrentable. Our solicitors in town, Law firm known as Dewey, Cheatham and Howe, have filed a suit on our behalf. We expect a swift judgement, plus court costs. -
361. Relatively speaking, who's your daddy?
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The front desk staff suspects that these two men, who checked in together as Mr. Jones and Mr. Smith actually share the name Mr. Smith. Your secret's ours, and Loveless Motel guarantees confidentiality. But we gotta say, just before our housekeeping guy knocks and can distinctly hear "Take it, Daddy!" 4 times in less than 10 seconds, and hears the slapping sound of the family jewels against bare skin, that nobody's gonna yell uncle. But they might still need towels. -
360. Blunt Smoke Shop for his 21st Birthday
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Two brothers from Michigan have booked into Loveless Motel to celebrate a 21st Birthday Party. The Birthday Man, Harry Geldmacher seen here on the left at Blunt's Smoke Shop and Lottery Tickets, is shown here with big brother Frank. It's Harry's first time to an all-male resort, and Frank has promised a few birthday surprises. They're heading over to the stables for a horse ride this afternoon. Dick Blunt told Frank "no charge" for the pack of Camels, and threw in a lottery ticket and a couple of 'gars, and a pack of Beechnut chewing tobacco. "You'll need this over at the stables," he said, "and it's always a good thing to offer a cowboy a chaw"-
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357. Express yourself at Shutter Bug Camera Shop
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Shutter Bug Camera Shop, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel, is the perfect place to bring your creative ideas to fruition. Book a photo suite and private photographer today! It's our pleasure to assist and offer suggestions for a successful shoot. Sometimes creativity is nothing more than recognizing the low hanging fruit of ideas and capitalizing on them. Our private photographers are experts in recognizing and handling every opportunity that might present itself.- 1 comment
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353. In town to buy some shoes and a new pair of pants
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For such a small town, there are some reliable merchants who offer personal services. Getting measured for new pants always ends up taking more time than planned for, and getting more measured than just pants. Taylor from Dallas called to say he'd be returning to Loveless Motel in the morning - he's gotten in a little deeper with the tailor than he had planned. -
These 2 men have picked up a hitchhiker who said he was looking to get to Loveless Motel. Just so happens these guys are headed to Loveless Truckstop! Just one thing - can you help out with some gas money? There's lots of ways to pay.
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349. Certified Hustlers available at Loveless Truckstop
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You might even hit a dry spell at Loveless Truckstop. When just about all your goodbuddies are still on the road and you get that itch, you might encounter a bit of trade dressed like a trucker, and be fooled. No problem! Just ask to see a Certified Hustler card, issued by Loveless Motel. These men offer the best thing next to a full guarantee that you won't be taken for the wrong kind of ride. Satisfaction is nearly always guaranteed, and you can always say "no thanks". In that case, just take a walk over to the Silver Bullet bar or the Stables area behind the Motel for a little bonding for free. -
348. Park it by the night, week or month - Loveless Truckstop
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Once you see our facilities, you may decide to make Loveless Truckstop your future home away from home. You can park your rig for any length of time. Full hookups are available for nightly stays, and long term storage is available too. And if all you want is a quick meal and some stimulating conversation, you've found the right place. -
Loveless Truckstop has a loyal good buddy customer base that keeps men coming back for more. A man can stop by, got a hot meal and take a hot shower, drop his rig overnight, and head over to the motel for a few hours and cut loose. Popular among lots of truckers is the 8 Ball Bar, a 10 minute walk from the diner. Truckers always make room to carry the right gear for the right bar.
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345. We don't know what it means, but Woof!
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We're trying hard at Loveless Motel to pin down this character assassination attempt. Which one is the villain here? Is our gladiator about to commit animal cruelty, or is our wolfman about to eat our gladiator? The Loveless Motel front desk staff office pool is pulling for watching the wolfman do his thing on the gladiator. While we're at it, who has the best balls? -
342. Trick or Treat? He'll have both
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This Halloween, make every trick a treat at Loveless Motel. Come as you are - that's usually scary enough to win more than a prize at our party. Call the front desk now for reservations, and tell us what you're wearing. Rates may apply. -
340. "I wish I knew how to quit you"
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Breaking up is hard to do. These two cowboys met at the Malamute Saloon over at the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel and realized that wearing the same jacket is a fashion faux pas from which one can never recover and that matchy-matchy is beyond tacky; one of them would have to leave, or face the scorn of other guests. After discussing which one should pack his bags and skedaddle, at this writing the ̶l̶e̶g̶s̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶ question is still up in the air.-
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339. Well, Tie me up and sing to me!
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In lieu of cattle, cowboys at Loveless often practice their roping skills on random passersby over near The Stables, and as any real cowboy knows, there are three things you should never leave home without. Your rope and your guitar.-
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338. Dad and Son work as a team at The Stables
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It's all in the family - these two men hired on for the season and will work at The Stables in trade for room and board. Dad is Calvin, and son Buck are the talk and fantasy of many of the guests. "Do they know this is an all-male resort?" They know.-
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337. Sometimes a feller needs a break
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While it's all just fine and dandy that a guest of Loveless Motel can head over to The Stables to rent a horse without a thought, our ranch hands work hard! Sometimes, a feller just needs to take a break. -
336. It's all in the way it's wrapped at Packaged Goods!
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If you get home and realize that you missed your opportunity to stock up on great underwear at Packaged Goods!, our men's undergarment shop located off the lobby, never fear. Just write to Loveless Motel and include a 10 cent stamp, and we'll send out our latest mail-order catalog. -
335. Yesteryear's Queers' Word of the Day #39 - Playing the Piano
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Playing the Piano Giving someone an oral/anal ass-licking tongue or rim job, probably a reference referencing Rimsky Korsakov piano concertos. 1960s "I sure would like to play a Rimsky Korsakov tune on his piano"-
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333. Art Show in the Lobby of Loveless Motel
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Our recent art show opening in the corridors off the lobby at Loveless Motel garnered mostly favorable reviews from VIP and nobody attendees alike. Everybody's a critic. "I don't know much about art, but I know what I like" said the framed subject. Mucho attitude was present all evening - BITCH!-
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332. Our Roving Photographer captures a weekend Feeding Frenzy
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Meet Napoleon Wadmacher the 3rd, known at Loveless as "Snap", shortened, apparently, from "Watch it! Here come's Nap!" Well known as Shutter Bug Camera Shop's Roving Photographer here at Loveless Motel, he helps our guests preserve their vacation memories. Here's a collection of some of your activities over the weekend, available at the shop for a reasonable cost. Unclaimed photos, as always, are available for public sale at a later date, collected and smartly bound in Corinthian leather into our annual coffee table book which makes a great Christmas or Hannukah gift.-
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