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For those guests in units with kitchens or kitchenettes, upon arrival stop by Hit and Split, the convenience store located off the lobby at Loveless Motel. You'll find most popular staples here, at prices calculated to keep us in business for a long time. Enjoy your stay! This guest has apparently not read the resort rules. In his haste to stock up for his stay on the very first day, he has jumped the gun. Hit and Split is one of the few places at Loveless where nudity is not allowed. Hopefully he doesn't get caught, but our clerk, Frank Lee Famischtaggen seems not to mind, and can we really blame him? Yes - we can.
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395. Juices- Health Nut bar opens in The Tubs
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One of our staff members in a recent employee confab recently related how he drinks carrot juice because it sweetens his spunk. Several in the meeting said they could personally attest to this phenomenon, and the result is that The Tubs has added a new health bar called "Juices" - and carrots are definitely menu favorites. Located in the two-level basement of the Bunkhouse, The Tubs features a waterfall, maze, private and public fun rooms, and a mix of men from Townies to military men, truckers, and even staff members taking a break from their normal daily grind. grinding their juices as often as they can. Juices is on the lower level. -
373. Footlight Fairies Cabaret Fab Four
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Our Footlight Fairies Cabaret inhouse band, The Fab Four, are shown here in a practice session in the sub-basement of the Bunkhouse (also known as The Tubs). These guys can make all the racket they want down there, and have an agreement with the manager to whom they have made a promise that no one will get shocked, with only a slight fear that the humidity from the indoor waterfall might cause an electric shock. The band reports "so far so good" and has gained a number of fans who are regular patrons of The Tubs. "The Fab Four" can be seen every weekend at the Footlight Fairies Cabaret, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel -
363. Loveless Motel v. Fawlty Construction LLC
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Recent renovations have gone awry. Local contractors DBA Fawlty Construction Co. Was tasked with adding on to one of the stand alone units in the motor court section of Loveless Motel, and as demonstrated by some of our office personnel in a photograph taken as proof in court and marked "Exhibit A", a wall has collapsed, rendering the unit unrentable. Our solicitors in town, Law firm known as Dewey, Cheatham and Howe, have filed a suit on our behalf. We expect a swift judgement, plus court costs. -
340. "I wish I knew how to quit you"
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Breaking up is hard to do. These two cowboys met at the Malamute Saloon over at the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel and realized that wearing the same jacket is a fashion faux pas from which one can never recover and that matchy-matchy is beyond tacky; one of them would have to leave, or face the scorn of other guests. After discussing which one should pack his bags and skedaddle, at this writing the ̶l̶e̶g̶s̶ ̶a̶r̶e̶ question is still up in the air.-
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339. Well, Tie me up and sing to me!
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In lieu of cattle, cowboys at Loveless often practice their roping skills on random passersby over near The Stables, and as any real cowboy knows, there are three things you should never leave home without. Your rope and your guitar.-
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331. Indian Summer at Loveless Motel
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At Loveless Motel, we sadly said goodbye to summer right on schedule - the last week of the month turned chilly and all the fun was indoors. Last weekend, October decided to turn up the heat and so we are currently experiencing Indian Summer in our neck of the woods, out around the Silver Bullet Bar, where there are loads of woodland creatures soaking up the sun, and looking for adventure. Fast friends are a sure thing at Loveless Motel. -
328. What happens if you book your room late
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These gents didn't book until the last minute, and have been forced to make due with a room that didn't have a king size bed. It's virtually guaranteed that at least one will end up with a severe case of rugburn.-
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Cyclist Gregg Warning Strips Outdoors
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317. You put your RIGHT foot in and you shake it all about…
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The Hokey Pokey A foursome of fellows staying in one of our Fireplace Suites at Loveless Motel practices their act for the Fall Follies at Footlight Fairies Cabaret. As a point of information, Group act contestants in the Fall Follies are scored on cohesion and the ability to follow simple directions. Your RIGHT foot. It appears our blonde is compliant. Judges are not blonde. -
312. Trailer Trash Tryst - Aluminum City Exhibitionism
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As these men are illustrating, pretty much anything goes at Aluminum City, Loveless Motel's trailer park next door to the motel. Several acres of pristine landscaping dotted by the most up to date Trailer Homes are the perfect location for your next party. Book a tin can today! -
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304. Sunday Paper available for Loveless Readers
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For those who just can't tear themselves away from the real world while on vacation here at Loveless Motel, request a copy of the local paper be delivered to your room daily, or pick up a copy of the Sunday paper only at Hit and Split, the convenience store located off the lobby, where clothing is required.-
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Hump day survivors clean up at The Tubs, located in the Basement of the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel
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Newly installed is our 2 story waterfall at The Tubs, the bathhouse located in the basement of the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel. Complete with a hidden grotto behind the falls, and a rock cavern maze, it's the perfect place to unwind and find a new friend.
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298. Don't get caught behind the 8 Ball Bar
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Now that fall is upon us, the hot sunny days of summer are waning, and we've seen an uptick of guys seeking to stay warm at 8 Ball Bar, located next to the laundry room, behind the pool house at Loveless Motel. A few dark corners, a juke box and two pool tables is all you need, it seems, along with a friendly bar tender. Clothing optional. However, due to its popularity, the small establishment tends to fill up quickly in colder weather, and the crowd spills over into the Laundry Room next door, which is off limits to bar patrons and must remain clear for the use of those wishing to actually do their laundry, rather than remove it from the man whose crotch is staring you on your face while you are on your knees in front of him, in the Laundry Room. -
277. Aluminum City is for Chess Lovers
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When booking your accommodation at Aluminum City at Loveless Motel, our recently acquired trailer court, you can request your favorite decor. These fellows like to play chess, and requested a knight piece. Later, they'll be requesting a few props, a model and a camera from Shutter Bug Camera Shop, where knights are out of stock but we have a few Roman Centurion types with big swords. -
Psycho Randy the desk clerk has finally reported in, and said that during one of the rope demonstrations he was handed a cocktail, and the next thing he knew, he awakened in his staff bedroom with his ankles and wrists with red marks around them, when a tall black guy walked in from the living room totally naked and asked if ne needed any additional plumbing services, and laughed. Randy thought about it for a couple seconds, and decided he could wear a long sleeve shirt to work, and didn't mind standing through his shift.
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249. Abandoned buildings down by the lake
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Some men have found out a secret about the lake - just around the bend from the beach there's an old abandoned commercial area - locals know it well. Loveless Motel is just full of surprises. -
Like they say, if you're not quite sure whether or not you'll like the taste of something, you'll never know until you commit to putting it in your mouth. Loveless Motel is eager to satisfy all your tastes, and reliably fulfill your needs at Blunt Smoke Shop and Lottery Tickets.
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Sizing up your cowboy is an important step as you contemplate a conjugal mosey. Take that step at Loveless Motel this weekend - the Malamute Saloon at the Bunkhouse just about measures up.
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At Loveless Motel, if your crave a taste of home, stop by our own version of Vaseline Alley... just follow the crowd. We have a park bench with your name on it.
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200. The hills are alive with the sound....
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The hills are alive, surrounding Loveless Motel. Stop by Hit and Split, located off the lobby, and pick up a light packed lunch. Jim loves packing his buddy Bruce, and Bruce can be heard (for miles) extolling his buddy's talents.
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