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Loveless Motel Parody backup

A blog by redheaguy51 in Personal Blogs

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Using gay vintage gay porn images to tell tall tales,  "Loveless Motel Parody" is a blog about a fictional 20th century gay resort, where men on vacation are assured by the management that they will have a good time and get what they came for. Vintage gay porn and other pics from the Twentieth Century (1900s through the 1990s) are captioned, telling tongue-in-cheek stories of fictional guests and employees of a notoriously cruisy sexual playground. Recurring characters and storylines unfold from post to post, and  21st century navigational aids including tags, categorization, and sidebar links help you discover all the secrets of Loveless Motel Parody. My recommendation is that you start from the very first post.  The sidebar to the right includes a link to it.
 
I do not own any images used. The vast majority if images are vintage, though I have taken a few liberties from time to time by digitally enhancing or changing an image to fit a story line, or have taken a newer image when an old one can't be found to fit a narrative. My purpose is pure prurient adult entertainment or a laugh, and not for monetary gain. Requests for removal of any content will be honored as soon as possible. Image sources can usually be found via search, and  I find Google Images particularly helpful in identifying sources. I welcome all constructive feedback, comments, and whatever reader-approval mechanisms are available on the site. I view my efforts as a self-indulgent retirement hobby, and no more.
 
There is a real Loveless Motel and Cafe' in Nashville, TN. I ran across the image the vintage deco era sign online one day, searching for images of vintage motel neon signs, and was intrigued by the irony of the name, and the sign's blue and pink coloration, and Loveless Motel Parody was born.  There is no resemblance of my characters or descriptions.  Any similarities are unintentional and purely coincidental.
 
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CELEBRITIES

511. "Sush" Yuniyoshi has a request...

About Storme Delarverie Storme Delarverie photo by Diane Arbus - 1961     Sush Yuniyoshi, author of the coffee table book sensation, "Brrrr...How Cold is this Blood, Already?", called up Nic the Senior Manager a while back with a request. Fresh off his success after a round of television appearances and fish parties, his cousin, an aspiring writer, had  been suffering from writer's block and just needed to get away for a bit, so joined a traveling female impersonator re
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CELEBRITIES

510. Footlight Fairies Cabaret engages frequent guests

Loveless Motel guests were entertained last night in an impromptu surprise appearance by frequent guests working under the names of Smith and Smith at Footlight Fairies Cabaret, with a special cameo guest who appeared briefly on stage, to the shock and delight of the small crowd assembled that evening, unbeknownst to management ahead of time, and afterwards escorted quickly off the property and put in a cab.  Women are not allowed at Loveless Motel in any capacity, though  we secretly employ one
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INTERNSHIP

509. Uncle Joe's First Clue

Jack Leyendecker, talent scout for Loveless Motel's intern program, made a trip to Tuba City, Arizona on a tip he received from an old friend that there was a cluster of young men there who showed promise and he might be able to fill half his quota in one stop. These fellows were all enrolled at the local community college voc/tech school, all had been members of the same basket ball team in high school, and continued their gamesmanship in weekend get togethers at a local  desert ranch under the
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ACCOMMODATIONS

508. Nutbush Campground Soft Opening

The soft opening of Nutbush Campground is being conducted by the current class of interns of Loveless Motel Internship Program.  Their graduation contingent on successfully completing a group challenge, they're tasked with venturing out onto the nearly complete Nutbush Campground and finding a tent site. They must scout out sites anywhere on the property, vast by any measure, and lay claim to the perfect spot. Several site styles have been constructed, including full hookup, partial hookup, and
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YESTERYEARS QUEERS WORD OF THE DAY

506. Yesteryear's Queers' Word of the Day #57- In the Closet

In the closet Keeping one's  sexual preference status undivulged to most of one's associates -1960s- The Degrees of Gay Self Awareness and "Coming Out" stages Consciousness: Horror and revulsion at the thought that one might be discovered as "being different" Fraternity: Secretly seeking out the company of others who share one's interests Concealment: Engaging in activities which leave no doubt of one's masculinity Testing: Taking small steps to gauge the reaction of one's associates Realization
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COMPLAINT DEPARTMENT

505. There's a man in my kitchen cabinet!

One of our booking agents in the phone room at Loveless Motel reports an anxious guest has lodged a complaint, and the conversation went like this: Agent: Good morning - let's plan your next vacation! What are you wearing?  Caller: What do you mean, what am I wearing?  Who cares what I'm wearing. There's a naked man in my kitchen cabinet, and I am afraid for my life, and for the safety of my canned fruit! Agent: Well, how did that happen? Have you called your local police? That sounds quite conc
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LEGAL

504. Loveless Motel v. Uranus Walls, Inc.

Loveless Motel has retained the legal firm, Pounds, Butts, and Bates, LLC, to take action against Uranus Walls, Inc, ("Your solution for an interior that's out of this world"), for the unflattering job they did recently in the reception area of Nic the Senior Manager's new office expansion. Exhibit A, the documentary photograph taken by Shutter Bug Camera Shop photographer Snap Wadmacher of Nic's buddy Irving, who is supervising the landscaping job being completed for the registration area of Nu
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TRAVEL

503. Going Bananas for Breakfast

Are you a fussy man?  Loveless  Motel invites you to get your assiduous ass over here, via car, bus, plane, train, bicycle, or banana boat where you can be as fastidious with your fucktool as you want, as long as you eat a good breakfast at one of our fine or fast dining establishments. Call one of our booking agents today, and tell him your looking for a punctilious Pogue with a tight puckerhole who wants to see your big banana and show you how to peel it.  And as always, your agent will start
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HOLIDAYS

502. Just kidding...

Holy Monday, its April 1st! and we advise you to be on the lookout for your fellow lodgers who are up to no good, at your expense. Burning bags of feces, super-glued locks, rubber cement on toilet seats, and missing sock mates are all known to occur. Don't be surprised if a bus full of bull dykes dressed in drag, from Yodeling Canyon Campground, the all gal resort across the lake, shows up demanding to be let into Mauve Tavern. It's all in a day's work at Loveless Motel.
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CELEBRITIES

500. Like a Pendulum Do...with Marmite!

Shown in this photo at home last year in London, sporting his Mr. Popular Trophy and dressing to the left in his Suit Up! pinstripe number, personally fitted by our very own Mr. Billy Swallows of Suit Up! (located off the lobby at Loveless Motel) are "Dickey Loosedore" and his best mate "Bailey Alanski", the names under which they have checked into rooms 222 and adjoining 221, respectively.  Each likes his space - one needs to be prepared for any opportunity to personally welcome any Anglophiles
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GUESTS

499. Friday morning itch - Six old maxims

Where is everyone this morning? Restaurants across Loveless Motel property report virtually no breakfast customers. Must be the Laundry room closure. Where there's smoke, there's fire. What goes up must come down. The bigger they come, the harder they fall. What comes around, goes around. If you can't beat 'em, join 'em. If you can't fuck it, beat it.
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YESTERYEARS QUEERS WORD OF THE DAY

498. Yesteryear's Queers' Word of the Day #56 - Peacock Palace

Peacock Palace A men's clothing shop specializing in flamboyant styles -1960s- "Have you heard there's a new peacock palace in town that specialized in brocade jock straps? I'm now offiially mad about brocade!  You should see the shopkeeper there!  He talked me into one last week.  I'm gonna go down there and see if I can get him to talk me out of it this week"
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LAUNDRY ROOM

497. Laundry Room Closure Fallout

The closure of the Laundry Room is having some unintended ripple effects.   Because most men wouldn't be caught dead wearing the same outfit twice on vacation, (not to mention the fact that even if they did, the ripeness of some pants would not be welcome in the dining rooms across property) and because some guests are unwilling/unable to pay the exorbitant cost of having their laundry done for them by Loveless housekeeping, or sending it into town to be dry cleaned, there has been a run on seco
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LAUNDRY ROOM

496. Loveless Motel can take a hint...

A group of men loitering around the Laundry Room, sucking cock and petting a pussy, have caused a serious accident with a guest who has come in to check on the status of his load. Continual warnings coupled with outright willful defiance of simple rules haven't done the job. The Board, at the suggestion of Nic the senior manager, has decided to close The Laundry Room, and redesign the 8 Ball Bar, prompting its closure as well. Guests will be given the option to have their laundry done by staff w
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GUESTS

495. Yes, YOU!

No need to be coy:  it's Monday morning, and we're here to remind you what you did this weekend at Loveless Motel. Don't be surprised that you've been selected as Mr. Popular of the Weekend!  As your prize, you'll be receiving 1. A Nutbush Big Bone dildo prior to its release to our guests - based on the Big Bone that was found during the excavations at soon to open Nutbush Campground  
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RETAIL SHOPS

494. Taking the Gloves off at After Midnight Arcade

Does he or doesn't he? Come meet our peroxide pugilist and find out at After Midnight Arcade, open 24 hours a day, every day off the lobby at Loveless Motel.  As a promotion, Francois will be demonstrating in person and signing autographs with his gloves on.  What else would you like to see him do?  If you wave some poppers under his nose, he'll take off the gloves, put some lube in one, fuck it, cum for you and sell you the glove for 50 bucks.  You can buy him a new set of gloves for 20 bucks i
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THE HOOSEGOW

493. Hoosegow Infidelity

How often does the management have to say that you should not hog the buffet line on Taco Tuesday at Pub and Grub, located on the first floor of the Bunkhouse.  While it is true that there is no limit, there is a strict rule that after your first five, you can only return to the bar to claim two more at a time.  This is, of course, because Jorge and Manuelito can only make them so fast, and we have a lot of mouths to feed. Therefore, when you have had a fucking keg of beer practically to yoursel
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GUESTS

492. Ticklers Lounge After Hours

Ticklers Lounge at Loveless Motel, located off the lobby, has a pretty strict dress code: coat and tie, and if you aren't wearing a coat, they have a few in the back they will loan you for an evening.  Invariably, after a sultry evening of showtunes and pop laden with testosterone and queerness, like "My Boy Bill", "Mad About the Boy", "Secret Love", "We Kiss in a Shadow", and even "YMCA", sung in 12 part harmony around a piano that smells like scotch spilled on tweed and pinstriped wool, with a
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ACCOMMODATIONS

491. Who are these people? Where am I?

You simply cannot go wrong by putting wood paneling in a trailer house.  Aluminum City tin cans use only the finest materials, as evidenced by the documentary photograph above.  Neighbors seldom have noise complaints because wood absorbs just about every sound you could want it to.  Even the oldest guy in the park won't be calling the front desk at Loveless Motel to complain, and if he did, he knows he'll be told that he does not have a contract to stay in the park indefinitely, that he has only
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GUESTS

490. Deadbeat File - Shutter Bug Camera Shop

Here's the latest group of photos that have gone unpaid for at Shutter Bug Camera Shop.  Our roving photographer, Snap Wadmacher always asks before he takes a photo, and the men need only claim their pictures upon departure at the front desk. No money, no getee - and to recoup expenses, we print multiple copies to sell individually or in sets.  Negatives can be purchased by the original subject for 20 dollars each, however already printed and sold copies cannot be recovered, and any remaining pr
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ENTERTAINMENT

489. Alberich and Bob

Nic, the Senior Manager knew what was in the box all along.  It turns out this whole fiasco was an audition gone awry. This photo was included in an introductory letter he received from the two men after they had stayed incognito earlier in the year;  Nic had replied suggesting that the perfect opportunity to provide a sample of their act would be an unannounced appearance at the Cat Show, and now you know the rest of the story.  Loveless Motel has returned the entry fees of each of the contesta
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488. The Last Annual Loveless Motel Cat Show aka "What's in the box?"

New project.mp4         A couple days ago we told you about the First Annual Loveless Motel Cat Show. Scratch that. (so to speak). Make that First and Last. Here's what went down. A late entry was called in Friday night, and Nic allowed the two men, Alberich and Bob, to enter their cat. The men arrived with quite a bit of luggage and one very large crate, and due to its size, they were given a larger unit on Lover's Lane near the othe
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HOLIDAYS

487. Mr. Dick Gee Reveals All and Turns Green

Only his hairdresser knows for sure! Dick Gee of Dick Gee's Hair and Now lets more than his hair down, this St. Patrick's day. And in a clusterfuck of old timey green imagery, Loveless Motel suggests what you're looking for, and what's lookin for you when you book with us...more than a handful of good lookin' lads and gents just about everywhere you look... Versus what's lookin' for you when you've booked elsewhere his hairdresser knows for sure! Dick Gee of Dick Gee's Hair and Now lets mor
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