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Using gay vintage gay porn images to tell tall tales,  "Loveless Motel Parody" is a blog about a fictional 20th century gay resort, where men on vacation are assured by the management that they will have a good time and get what they came for. Vintage gay porn and other pics from the Twentieth Century (1900s through the 1990s) are captioned, telling tongue-in-cheek stories of fictional guests and employees of a notoriously cruisy sexual playground. Recurring characters and storylines unfold from post to post, and  21st century navigational aids including tags, categorization, and sidebar links help you discover all the secrets of Loveless Motel Parody. My recommendation is that you start from the very first post.  The sidebar to the right includes a link to it.
 
I do not own any images used. The vast majority if images are vintage, though I have taken a few liberties from time to time by digitally enhancing or changing an image to fit a story line, or have taken a newer image when an old one can't be found to fit a narrative. My purpose is pure prurient adult entertainment or a laugh, and not for monetary gain. Requests for removal of any content will be honored as soon as possible. Image sources can usually be found via search, and  I find Google Images particularly helpful in identifying sources. I welcome all constructive feedback, comments, and whatever reader-approval mechanisms are available on the site. I view my efforts as a self-indulgent retirement hobby, and no more.
 
There is a real Loveless Motel and Cafe' in Nashville, TN. I ran across the image the vintage deco era sign online one day, searching for images of vintage motel neon signs, and was intrigued by the irony of the name, and the sign's blue and pink coloration, and Loveless Motel Parody was born.  There is no resemblance of my characters or descriptions.  Any similarities are unintentional and purely coincidental.
 
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HOLIDAYS

461. President's Day weekend was monumental!

A group of intrepid Loveless Motel habitués have taken it upon themselves to begin to create an outdoor sculpture garden of sorts in an area cordoned off for the purpose at Nutbush Campground. President's Day Weekend's weather was brisk but cooperative as the time was chosen to start on a project with that patriotic theme in mind.  Asked if they might be taking on a bit much, one of the amateur chiselers explained that while the process certainly seemed daunting, one only had to remember the fir
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460. You'll have to drag me out of here! - Monday Motivational

It's raining - it's Monday.  He had a little too much to drink and stayed up late - Who the fuck wants to work?  Psycho Randy gets a call at the front desk from one of the Birdwhistle Tearoom waiters who says he's feeling poorly, and Randy knows better - its the same kid he saw peering through a gloryhole at him over at the Bunkhouse at 1AM this morning.  Randy was just there to take a piss, and ignored the kid, but Birdwhistle Tearoom patrons aren't gonna ignore the fact that he's MIA , when th
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459.Is there a doctor in the house?

Loveless Motel Dispensary has moved from its small quarters next to the Laundry Room (a locked closet with a first aid kit,  a few over the counter remedies such as Ex-lax, Kao pectate and castor oil, a stretcher and a straight jacket, with a clipboard hanging on a string, meant as a sign-out sheet), and is now located at 420 Tin Can Alley in Aluminum City, in a dedicated and distinctive unit, seen here, just arriving after having been purchased at an estate auction in town. The previous owner n
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458. Nutbush Camp Ground Salad Days

At the request of the chef at Birdwhistle's Tearoom, off-duty Officer Dick and his stalwart buddy Officer Rod have headed over to the nearly ready for occupancy Nutbush Camp Ground on an herb gathering expedition. Chef "Biff" Wellington prides himself on using local ingredients to make tasty fare which Loveless Motel gourmands say has an inexplicably narcotic effect. Trained as a US Marine cook in combat zones necessitating quick preparation and rapid relocation, Biff has a pragmatic philosophy
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457. Jockstrap Thief Cold Case?

Seen here relaxing in his Aluminum City quarters at Loveless Motel, Harry Biggerstaff takes solace amidst his antique porcelain collection and vents his frustration to us. "I feel like I'm in a very loose hole up to my nuts, and no way am I gonna get what I want", says he, "about this damned jock strap theft - where is the guy? I'm supposed to be this magical new Hotel Dick, and I'm coming  up with bupkis! People don't steal jocks and sell them on the same property and then just walk away!  Who
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HOLIDAYS

456. Aluminum City Celebrates Chinese New Year!

In honor of Chinese New Year, some of the units in Aluminum City have been upgraded with new red carpeting and a stunning Chinoiserie hand carved rosewood chair with dragon handles; a souvenir teal colored enameled floor ash tray will be offered as a gift to the first 20 lodgers to book the units.  These same units have had their wall paneling re-lacquered in a durable lead-based formula and an exciting shade created specifically for Loveless Motel called "Monkey Jungle Taupe."    In an
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455. Loveless Motel is seeing Red

You might well imagine that Loveless Motel doesn't celebrate Valentine's Day. Faithless Lodger! Of course we do! But we also recognize the difference between recreational sex, romance and love! So here's hoping you receive a bit of all of that whenever you need to, but if you stay with us, there's virtually no way that you wouldn't receive at least one out of three. So from our founders, Edgar Loveless and Sinjin Birdwhistle, to Booboo and Yogi, Happy Valentine's Day
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YESTERYEARS QUEERS WORD OF THE DAY

454. Yesteryear's Queers' Word of the Day #51 - Friend of Dorothy

"I'm just a dandy lion" Friend of Dorothy Someone who is also gay -a member of the club- "Say the secret word" -1940s- "Those dungarees and that leather jacket  really suit you, Percy, I can't help but wonder if you might also be a Friend of Dorothy."  Frank L. Baum's May 17, 1900 book, the Wizard of Oz, introduced a world of weird characters, and a little girl named Dorothy who befriended a tin man, a scarecrow, and a cowardly lion. The lion became a "dandy" when Harold Arlen wrote t
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453. William Urquhart Bonus - 1st Laird of Loveless

Will, the  recently hired manager of Hard Tack General Store and mentor of the work-release program at Loveless Motel was asked by one of his recent charges what the U stood for.  He recounted a lengthy story to the intrigued questioner regarding his maternal ancestors who trace their roots back to Urquhart Castle on Loch Ness in Scotland, explaining that those who claim great familiarity with the men of the line can attest to what is really meant by the "Loch Ness Monster". Will chortled while
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452. Pigskin Bowl - Loveless Style

Loveless Motel's Intermural Pigskin Bowl is just about to kick off for an afternoon of tight ends and piling on. The cheerleaders are standing by to welcome our men as they come out onto the field from the locker room. Eager lodgers are casting their eyes, ready to marvel at the equipment each man on the team brings to the contest. Win or lose, the victory party for either side is sure to see more scores than the game.
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HOLIDAYS

451. Ground Hog Day relapse

This weather is something else, and no let-up in sight. All reports say we're in for it for a while.  Loveless Motel guests are holed up, staying warm in their accommodations, from Fireplace Suite motel rooms to Aluminum City trailers. Even truckers are escaping their cabs parked at Loveless Truck Stop and heading for The Bunkhouse. Looks like every method possible, from friction to piling on is being used to turn up the heat. The more bodies, the hotter it gets.  Someone said he'd heard a rumor
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GUESTS

450. Sleeping in - best tip for the upcoming weekend

Sleep in! You'll need it because weekends are exhausting for even the most fit among our guests at Loveless Motel. Don't forget that when you do decide to wake up, a healthy dose of protein and working up a sweat with a buddy always helps to get you going.
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CERTIFIED HUSTLER

449. Certified Hustler Wins Big at Dick Blunt's

It isn't every day that one of our Certified Hustlers at Loveless Motel has good luck twice on the same day. So Irving here says he walked into Dick Blunt's Smoke Shop and Lottery Tickets, bought a pack of reds and a couple scratch tickets and BAM, one of them produced a $75 winner! So it's his day off and he decides to catch a bus to town and BAM, a flush business-type townie needs to get fucked real bad. Lucky Irving, lucky townie! Fucking Marlboro Reds! Talk about a busman's holiday!
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448. Hump Day Writer's Block at Loveless Motel

Hard has he might try, he's distracted: being staff writer/publicist chronicling the antics of our lodgers at Loveless Motel can be tough, especially when he's temporarily displaced from his room because his traveling buddy decided to have an all day orgy and he has a deadline. The punters want their tall tales and dirty gossip, and it's already fucking Wednesday. But what's he doing typing? He should have stayed for the fun, and chalked it up to "research". 
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446. Sometimes interns don't work out...

Despite the best efforts of our Intern Onboarding classes and instructors, sometimes a candidate just doesn't work out. Experience tells us that we really have to watch it when tapping blondes for our programming.  A prime example is seen here; a classic difference between the literal and the figurative.  Never tell a blonde already struggling with basic concepts to "get a move on" - that structure is going nowhere. Luckily, we have a successful offboarding process in which a man can work off th
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445. All you ever wanted to know about Psycho Randy

Randy Ramsbottom, aka "Psycho Randy" the daytime desk clerk with the disarming smile here at Loveless Motel, is responsible for first impressions whenever a new guest arrives.  He's been with us for several years, first as a lodger, like so many who are currently employed here, and when an opening became available, Randy was first in line, and hired on the spot during the interview. As his first task he was asked to go out into the lobby and dismiss the other applicants, at which point the smile
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444. Bunkhouse Blues

On hearing the news that a selection had been made for the new House Detective position, Sheriff Buck N. McBuff, the Hoosegow jailhouse custodian at the Bunkhouse, let management know about his unhappiness, in no uncertain terms. In a confrontation with Senior Manager Nic, holding back tears, Buck exclaimed, "What about my application?  Don't I even get feedback?? It shoulda been me!  I've given months of my life to this company! I may only have four inches, but it's the best damned four inches
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443. Nationwide Manhunt Successful - new House Dick hired

Loveless Motel is happy to announce that we have filled our House Detective position. Harrison Biggerstaff (just Harry to you) checked all the right boxes on his application and will enhance our compliance team greatly. "Drilling down to the core of the matter, I always get my man" said Harry in his interview.  Just so you know, he's unspoken for, and in his free time, collects antique porcelain, loves sports, and calls himself "a bit of a fashion whore".   He's eager to get to work by going und
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442. Narcissus Blatz

A frequent guest in Room 222, the "Beer Heir" Narcissus Blatz stays with us whenever daddy threatens to take him out of the will. We can't quite say that "Narc", as he is known to his Loveless Motel chums, isn't the one who needles dear old dad by having his picture taken by good old "Snap" Wadmacher from Shutter Bug Camera Shop, because he is.  He bundles up a packet of pictures to send back to Milwaukee whenever he stays with us directly, to Daddy Blatz at his brewery office, knowing all his m
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441. Jockstrap thief (nearly) apprehended!

Aluminum City residents and guests were recently all aflutter over the news that a ruckus was going on in one of the trailers on Lover's Lane. Alarming phrases like "I caught you, you fucking jockstrap thief" and "Lick my boots, you little fudgepacker!" were plainly heard just outside the door by the pearl-clutching crowd. One of the throng asserted that surely the elusive local jockstrap thief had finally been apprehended.   As it turns out, Officer Dick had just paid a courtesy call on a seaso
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YESTERYEARS QUEERS WORD OF THE DAY

440. Yesteryear's Queers' Word of the Day #49 - Georgina of the Jungle

Georgina of the Jungle A gay man with a serious addiction to overdecorating  with houseplants -1970s-  "You can hardly move for falling over an aspidistra in that closet of an apartment. Georgina of the Jungle really needs to get a grip. I think I'll stop over with a housewarming present - a mealybug-infested coleus ought to do the trick"
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439. Lineman for the County

The front desk reports that it has received several calls this week from guests complaining that they are hearing mysterious clicks on their line whenever they are making in-house calls to other rooms. This phenomenon is preceded by what sounds like a third party breathing heavily, mixed with the sounds of intermittent chirping birds.  Loveless Motel management apologizes for any concerns this may cause, and is doing its best to follow up, and reminds guests that it is working toward filling the
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438. Invitation to the Dance

Even in the dead of winter, the beat goes on and it's raining men at Smarty Pants Disco at Loveless Motel, located off the lobby.  If you need a break, slip through the swinging doors in back of the dance floor and into the lush life that is The Mauve Tavern.     Of course, if your look isn't up to par in the tavern, you'll be told to get the fuck out.  These bitches are serious!
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