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Using gay vintage gay porn images to tell tall tales,  "Loveless Motel Parody" is a blog about a fictional 20th century gay resort, where men on vacation are assured by the management that they will have a good time and get what they came for. Vintage gay porn and other pics from the Twentieth Century (1900s through the 1990s) are captioned, telling tongue-in-cheek stories of fictional guests and employees of a notoriously cruisy sexual playground. Recurring characters and storylines unfold from post to post, and  21st century navigational aids including tags, categorization, and sidebar links help you discover all the secrets of Loveless Motel Parody. My recommendation is that you start from the very first post.  The sidebar to the right includes a link to it.
 
I do not own any images used. The vast majority if images are vintage, though I have taken a few liberties from time to time by digitally enhancing or changing an image to fit a story line, or have taken a newer image when an old one can't be found to fit a narrative. My purpose is pure prurient adult entertainment or a laugh, and not for monetary gain. Requests for removal of any content will be honored as soon as possible. Image sources can usually be found via search, and  I find Google Images particularly helpful in identifying sources. I welcome all constructive feedback, comments, and whatever reader-approval mechanisms are available on the site. I view my efforts as a self-indulgent retirement hobby, and no more.
 
There is a real Loveless Motel and Cafe' in Nashville, TN. I ran across the image the vintage deco era sign online one day, searching for images of vintage motel neon signs, and was intrigued by the irony of the name, and the sign's blue and pink coloration, and Loveless Motel Parody was born.  There is no resemblance of my characters or descriptions.  Any similarities are unintentional and purely coincidental.
 
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GUESTS

399. Couple seeks third for vacation at Loveless Motel

Guests tell us they choose Loveless Motel to meet the new friends they've corresponded with through the want ads.  The young man in the sweater wrote a letter to the editor of One Magazine, and a couple saw the letter, wrote to the magazine, offering to lend a helping hand with his plight. Sensing their sincerity, the editors in turn sent the couple's letter and contact information to the young man. A correspondence, including exchanged photos ensued, and as luck would have it, both parties foun
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HOLIDAYS

398. Ho Ho Who?..Guess

RubItOutSanta.mp4 Every year we drop hints regarding who will be hiding under the beard a Santa for the Christmas Show at Footlight Fairies Cabaret, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel.  Our holiday artist in residence for this year is shown below.  His reputation precedes him (by about 8 inches) and he'll be holing up for the holidays at Aluminum City.  All you holes can start lining up to sit on his special lap on December 20th. Extra charges may apply.  
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GUESTS

397. Weren't you at Birdwhistle's Tearoom last night?

The possibilities are endless at Loveless Motel.  The area between the Silver Bullet Bar and The Stables is a guest favorite for good old fashioned outdoor cruising in the woods.  That guy you were eyeing last night at dinner, 3 tables over in Birdwhistle's Tearoom (located off the lobby) is suddenly right in front of you, and after oh-so-brief small talk ("Weren't you at Birdwhistle's Tearoom last night?" "Yeah but I left before dessert"), he's on his knees, asking for dessert.  He's looking up
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STAFF MEMBERS

396. Tickler's Lounge Entertainer Mishap and Resolution

In an odd twist of fate, Paul, the blind piano player who plays nearly every night at Tickler's Lounge, the piano bar located off the lobby at Loveless Motel, has been sidelined for a week. A certified hustler with a questionable sense of humor who was visiting his room told heavily inebriated Paul that a waffle iron was in fact a hand warmer, and consequently our musician has square burn marks on the palm and several fingers of his right hand.     As luck would have it, Paul's pal Lee h
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BARS

395. Juices- Health Nut bar opens in The Tubs

One of our staff members in a recent employee confab recently related how he drinks carrot juice because it sweetens his spunk. Several in the meeting said they could personally attest to this phenomenon, and the result is that The Tubs has added a new health bar called "Juices" - and carrots are definitely menu favorites. Located in the two-level basement of the Bunkhouse, The Tubs features a waterfall, maze, private and public fun rooms, and a mix of men from Townies to military men, truckers,
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ROOM AMENITIES

393. (Barca) Recliners and Organs (Hammond) and Ethel Smith

In an exciting development, 5 of our suites are now equipped with brand new twin Barca Loungers, and fabulous Hammond Organs! These special accommodations can be booked by calling our waiting phone room staff members, who, as you know, always answer the phone with the musical greeting, "Welcome to Loveless Motel - what are you wearing?".  We've also contracted the services of Ethel "Play the white keys, honey" Smith who will be allegedly entertaining on Saturday afternoons at Tickler's Lounge, c
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GUESTS

392 Meanwhile, in other news...Paisley!

Packaged Goods!, your source for undergear, located off the Lobby at Loveless Motel, announces its recent acquisition of a warehouse full of paisley print longer length boxer shorts, ensuring the establishment will be able to offer these hopefully popular items for many seasons to come.  These all -rayon practical articles are guaranteed to cause a stir, nay, mockery, where-ever and whenever they are worn.  Don't try this in public.  
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HOLIDAYS

391. Aluminum City - Ditch we now our gay apparel ... in the fog

Aluminum City residences are all decked out for the holidays, which makes it a great time to take an evening stroll. Fog setting in makes the whole proposition even more appealing - there's a wooded area at the back of the trailer park that's popular with guests who have discovered it. The word is, despite the fog, it's still warm enough to shed your togs as well as your inhibitions.
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STAFF MEMBERS

390. Off the Hook

The Board of Directors of the Love-Whistle Inc. has decided to keep Loveless Motel Senior Manager Nic, recognizing all his hard work. Nic, a definite ass man who loves to fuck it and have his eaten, has asked one of his current favorite interns to his suite to help him celebrate by showing the boss some gratitude.  Psycho Randy and Snap Wadmacher helped film the party.
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HOLIDAYS

389. Lobby Christmas Tree becomes Popular Photo Op

After the debacle of the drunken Christmas Card scandal, it seems the word has gotten out at Loveless Motel, and guests are requesting pictures of themselves posing in front of the tree in the lobby. Photo sessions are allowed only  between the hours of 3 AM and 5 AM when the exterior lobby doors are locked.  "Snap" Wadmacher, ace inhouse photographer at Shutterbug Camera Shop says his index finger is sore from all the extra action it's been seeing lately.  Here's and example of the result: Calv
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HOLIDAYS

388. Unauthorized photo of lobby Christmas tree

One of our guests called and spoke to an Assistant Manager on a sensitive matter after receiving this postcard in the mail. On further investigation, it's been discovered that our Senior Manager, Nic, and front desk clerk Psycho Randy got drunk with "Snap" Wadmacher, the photographer at Shutterbug Camera Shop, and during a lull at 3am in the morning decided to take a picture of the Christmas Tree in the lobby and print 75 copies to be sent as Christmas Cards to many of our new and returning gues
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HOLIDAYS

386. Poolside XXXmas Pageant rehearsals

Returning guests know that Loveless Motel pulls out all the stops for its annual poolside Christmas Pageant, This year is no exception. Interns have been busy with just oodles of pink tule to make Santa's reindeer appear as though they are floating on clouds of cotton candy. Our fella on the far side of the pool in the middle is poised to plug in the Christmas Star, and we hope he doesn't fall in! How shocking would that be?! Don't try this at home.
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STAFF MEMBERS

385. Staff Members at Loveless Motel

Nic - the Senior Operations Manager Taylor from Dallas - Junior Manager Rock Blockhead - Construction Projects and Property Manager Harry Biggerstaff - House Detective Biff Wellington – Head Chef at Birdwhistle’s Tearoom Psycho Randy - Desk clerk on the day shift Dr. John Long - retained seasonally as a medical doctor Officer Dick - inhouse security and law enforcement professional Sheriff Buck N. McBuff - c
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THE HOOSEGOW

384. Hoosegow Bound - Hit and Split nude arrest

Contrary to the rules, a guest was caught shopping nude at Hit and Split, the convenience store off the lobby at Loveless Motel.  Guests are reminded that the store and the lobby (and the parking lot during daylight hours) are the only places nudity is not allowed at the resort, because they have outside entrances easily accessed by the general public.  Flagrant disregard of the rules will land you a night in the Hoosegow, the detention center located at the Bunkhouse, where just about anything
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INTERNSHIP

383. Eager Winter Interns have arrived!

The winter class of interns has arrived at Loveless Motel and is now training for 2 weeks in the Grab Basket Conference Room, located off the lobby.  Our instructor's a hands on guy who will take a personal interest in the progress of each of these men who are eager to learn the ins and outs of the hospitality industry.
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RETAIL SHOPS

382. Toys for Boys demonstrations this weekend!

Stop over to Toys for Boys, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel, for a demonstration of the newest item in our toybox, "The Intruder".  Every purchase comes with a jar of lube and a smile. You may choose to be the subject or the object of the demonstration. Absolutely no refunds.
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GUESTS

381.Hit and Split for provisions

For those guests in units with kitchens or kitchenettes, upon arrival stop by Hit and Split, the convenience store located off the lobby at Loveless Motel.  You'll find most popular staples here, at prices calculated to keep us in business for a long time.  Enjoy your stay! This guest has apparently not read the resort rules. In his haste to stock up for his stay on the very first day, he has jumped the gun.  Hit and Split is one of the few places at Loveless where nudity is not allowed.  Hopefu
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HOLIDAYS

380. Aluminum City Christmas

Now that you've booked your Christmas Holiday at Aluminum City Trailer Park at Loveless Motel, call and reserve the perfect modern tree for the holidays. You can have the tree waiting and decorated just prior to your arrival, or you can have one of our handymen set it up once you get here.  Call now - availability is limited.
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ACCOMMODATIONS

379. Aluminum City tell-all

Destined to become a classic, this chronicle of trailer life right here at our very own Aluminum City at Loveless Motel is now on sale at After Midnight Arcade, located off the lobby. Lurid encounters, anonymous sex, what men do together after dark, and in broad daylight! It's all here, waiting to titillate your imagination with loads of excitement
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ACTIVITIES

377. Bunkhouse Reading Room

You'd think that there would be better things to do than read at the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel, what with a 2 story bathhouse with a waterfall in the basement, but for some guys, old habits die hard. For such tastes, you'll find a stack of "reading material" on the service desk in the lobby of the Bunkhouse, where you're welcome to have a beer and a periodical at Pub and Grub, or take a fag mag down the hall, first door on the right for more immediate needs.
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TRAVEL

376. Can't wait to get to Loveless Motel!

Literally, these guys just can't wait to get to Loveless. The whole point of the trip was privacy, a pool, sauna, new friends, new experiences, but it looks like car head is inevitable, and that 2 night room guarantee deposit is non-refundable. Fuel is not cheap this year at 65 cents a gallon. And deposits, as it turns out, cum in all kinds of flavors
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