Holy Monday, its April 1st! and we advise you to be on the lookout for your fellow lodgers who are up to no good, at your expense. Burning bags of feces, super-glued locks, rubber cement on toilet seats, and missing sock mates are all known to occur. Don't be surprised if a bus full of bull dykes dressed in drag, from Yodeling Canyon Campground, the all gal resort across the lake, shows up demanding to be let into Mauve Tavern. It's all in a day's work at Loveless Motel.