Nic - the Senior Operations Manager

Taylor from Dallas - Junior Manager

Rock Blockhead - Construction Projects and Property Manager

Harry Biggerstaff - House Detective

Biff Wellington – Head Chef at Birdwhistle’s Tearoom

Psycho Randy - Desk clerk on the day shift

Dr. John Long - retained seasonally as a medical doctor

Officer Dick - inhouse security and law enforcement professional

Sheriff Buck N. McBuff - custodian of The Hoosegow

Uncle Joe - Intern training facilitator and chief disciplinarian

Jack Leyendecker - Intern recruiter and summer talent scout

Luke Atma Peterson - Intramural Sports Coach

Stretch N. Spreadam - yoga instructor

Billy Swallows - Manager of Suit Up

Dante' DeWitt - Assistant manager of Suit Up

Hardly N. Uphatal - Suit Up salesman

Will U. Bonus - Manager of Hard Tack General Store

Mr. Dick Gee - contracted operator of Hair and Now Salon

"Snap" Wadmacher - roving photographer

Frank - model for hire at Shutter Bug Camera Shop 

Paul - the blind piano player at Tickler's Lounge

Buster - Room service waiter

Bang Bengtsson - Maintenance man

Roger - Jack of all trades

Dick Blunt - tobacconist at Blunt Smoke Shop and Lottery Tickets

Martin Cox - pool boy, aka pulp novel writer Hardy Rider