Are you a fussy man?  Loveless  Motel invites you to get your assiduous ass over here, via car, bus, plane, train, bicycle, or banana boat where you can be as fastidious with your fucktool as you want, as long as you eat a good breakfast at one of our fine or fast dining establishments. Call one of our booking agents today, and tell him your looking for a punctilious Pogue with a tight puckerhole who wants to see your big banana and show you how to peel it.  And as always, your agent will start the conversation with "Welcome to Loveless Motel - what are you wearing?" Rates may apply.

o wants to see your big banana and show you what he can do with it.