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Using gay vintage gay porn images to tell tall tales,  "Loveless Motel Parody" is a blog about a fictional 20th century gay resort, where men on vacation are assured by the management that they will have a good time and get what they came for. Vintage gay porn and other pics from the Twentieth Century (1900s through the 1990s) are captioned, telling tongue-in-cheek stories of fictional guests and employees of a notoriously cruisy sexual playground. Recurring characters and storylines unfold from post to post, and  21st century navigational aids including tags, categorization, and sidebar links help you discover all the secrets of Loveless Motel Parody. My recommendation is that you start from the very first post.  The sidebar to the right includes a link to it.
 
I do not own any images used. The vast majority if images are vintage, though I have taken a few liberties from time to time by digitally enhancing or changing an image to fit a story line, or have taken a newer image when an old one can't be found to fit a narrative. My purpose is pure prurient adult entertainment or a laugh, and not for monetary gain. Requests for removal of any content will be honored as soon as possible. Image sources can usually be found via search, and  I find Google Images particularly helpful in identifying sources. I welcome all constructive feedback, comments, and whatever reader-approval mechanisms are available on the site. I view my efforts as a self-indulgent retirement hobby, and no more.
 
There is a real Loveless Motel and Cafe' in Nashville, TN. I ran across the image the vintage deco era sign online one day, searching for images of vintage motel neon signs, and was intrigued by the irony of the name, and the sign's blue and pink coloration, and Loveless Motel Parody was born.  There is no resemblance of my characters or descriptions.  Any similarities are unintentional and purely coincidental.
 
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536. Mr. Billy Swallows Action Zones and Snack Sacks

Mr. Billy Swallows and his assistant Dante' DeWitt have just received a shipment of comfortable "action" slacks in versatile 100% Dacron, which Billy says are "100% divine", at remarkable prices!  Their atelier, Suit Up, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel, is well stocked and ready for you to come in for a personal fitting. Tape measure in hand, Dante' is always eager to know whether you dress to the right or left, and personally supervises alterations while you wait, time permitting.  Stop
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522. Rock Blockhead's Construction crew demolishes Laundry Room wall

Rock Blockhead, Construction Projects Manager of Loveless Motel, after his successful leadership of the buildout of Nutbush Campground, takes a last opportunity to conduct the pre-demolition meeting of the wall between the 8 Ball Bar and the Laundry Room, to prepare the combined space of the Dirty Pool Bar, which will include the pool table, bar and laundry machines. Rock says he spent many happy evenings shooting on this very table. Known for his casual style, his crews are eager work under him
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520. Staff Member - Publicity and Communications Manager Callum Z. Blabber

"Callum, you're such a gossipy boy. Best of luck, Coach Warner", his gym teacher had written in his senior yearbook. Asked what the Z. stood for for recently, he laughed and said it was his father's little joke - it doesn't stand for anything, but Dad thought it made his name sound funny and would get attention. And so it did. It was certainly better than a boy named "Sue". Like the S in Harry S. Truman does. it adds gravitas, hopefully. Or it makes people laugh when the name is called from an a
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518. Welcome to Reluctant Gardens

Spring is here, and gardening with it at Loveless Motel.  Green thumb goobers are legion all across the property from the planters in front of the cafe at Loveless Truck Stop, to the bushes and trails in and around the Silver Bullet bar and over at Aluminum City.  First time in a sun bonnet? Not to worry, the boots really butch it up.  Even in front of the rhododendrons, you are matchless holding a rake.  Do you wash windows? Wash that "somebody made me do this" look off your face...
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512. Lifeguard Try-outs open soon!

Loveless Motel is gearing up for a wet and wild season by interviewing for Lifeguard positions for both Lake Loveless and our pool. Aspirants should join other interested men at the old hangar located in the Motor Pool area for a whistle blowing demonstration to be held soon, followed by a lecture on best blowing practices, recognizing situations in which blowing is the best course of action, and how to recover from an unsuccessful blow.  You may bring your own whistle (please, no slide whistles
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482. Beware! J. Caesar and I. Da'Marche' - Accountants

Beware! It's that time of year again - dreaded income tax day is just a couple days away for small businesses, and Nic, the senior Manager of Loveless Motel has been directed by the tax accounting firm of Caesar and Da'Marche', Jule and Ignatz, (their best friends endearingly call them "Julia" and "Ida") to finalize and send forms to the IRS for the business's past year. March 15 in the private dining room at Birdwhistle's Tearoom is this year's luncheon to celebrate the work the three men have
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473. Nutbush Camp Ground Stump Grinder Wanted

.  A recent Help Wanted ad in one of the manly magazines sold at After Midnight Arcade yielded unexpected results. There are still a few prospective campsites which, having been cleared of timber, now need to have the remaining stumps removed by grinding them down, and the only man in town known to grind stumps lost his equipment in a poker game and his main grind, the amputee postwoman, an Armenian immigrant named Aznef Bizdikian, dumped him for a ventri
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472. "...Caught!", continued...Gentlemen's Agreement

Game show host Garry Moore leans toward the man at his desk, his hand cupped over his ear, and says in the direction of the TV camera, "Dr. Long, what is your secret?"  Just as he does so, the black and white image starts to tumble, and Nic, Loveless Motel's senior manager, gets up off the couch in his private quarters to adjust the vertical hold.  "What a coincidence, gentlemen - I wonder if that Dr. Long is aa jockstrap thief too?" Giving up, he turns the set off.  "I guess we'll never know. 
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471. Dear Diary: Caught!

In a stunning development overnight, House Detective Harry Biggerstaff writes in his private journal that he has apprehended the jockstrap thief who has been plaguing The Bunkhouse for the past month,  He recounts that he had decided to award himself some personal R and R at the Tubs on what he thought would be a slow night, which since assuming his position as Loveless Motel's hotel dick has been one of the perks he most enjoyed.  Most of all, the ritual of slowly removing his clothes for any o
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467. Skilled Laborers Needed for Nutbush Campground Completion

As Nutbush Campground nears final completion and its opening date, Loveless Motel management still needs a steady stream of men with special skills of all kinds. Apply in person for a speedy interview - limber, fit and versatile candidates go to the top of the labor pool list. Generous compensation and benefits included. Speak to Psycho Randy at the front desk. In particular, those with knowledge of hot mopping, flashing, tongue in groove and full penetration butt welds are eagerly sought.
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465. Snap Wadmacher Jackpot - Mr. Dick Gee's Brother

Snap Wadmacher - still standing!   Mr. Dick Gee, Loveless Motel's resident hair burner, of Mr. Dick Gee's Hair and Now, (located off the lobby) informs us that his brother stayed briefly last week at the invitation of Snap Wadmacher, roving photographer of Shutter Bug Camera Shop.  Dick had shared that his brother, Mr. Solo Generosamente, needed two things during his visit: a haircut and a professional photo session to have a series of pictures available for placing an ad in a lonely h
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460. You'll have to drag me out of here! - Monday Motivational

It's raining - it's Monday.  He had a little too much to drink and stayed up late - Who the fuck wants to work?  Psycho Randy gets a call at the front desk from one of the Birdwhistle Tearoom waiters who says he's feeling poorly, and Randy knows better - its the same kid he saw peering through a gloryhole at him over at the Bunkhouse at 1AM this morning.  Randy was just there to take a piss, and ignored the kid, but Birdwhistle Tearoom patrons aren't gonna ignore the fact that he's MIA , when th
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457. Jockstrap Thief Cold Case?

Seen here relaxing in his Aluminum City quarters at Loveless Motel, Harry Biggerstaff takes solace amidst his antique porcelain collection and vents his frustration to us. "I feel like I'm in a very loose hole up to my nuts, and no way am I gonna get what I want", says he, "about this damned jock strap theft - where is the guy? I'm supposed to be this magical new Hotel Dick, and I'm coming  up with bupkis! People don't steal jocks and sell them on the same property and then just walk away!  Who
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453. William Urquhart Bonus - 1st Laird of Loveless

Will, the  recently hired manager of Hard Tack General Store and mentor of the work-release program at Loveless Motel was asked by one of his recent charges what the U stood for.  He recounted a lengthy story to the intrigued questioner regarding his maternal ancestors who trace their roots back to Urquhart Castle on Loch Ness in Scotland, explaining that those who claim great familiarity with the men of the line can attest to what is really meant by the "Loch Ness Monster". Will chortled while
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448. Hump Day Writer's Block at Loveless Motel

Hard has he might try, he's distracted: being staff writer/publicist chronicling the antics of our lodgers at Loveless Motel can be tough, especially when he's temporarily displaced from his room because his traveling buddy decided to have an all day orgy and he has a deadline. The punters want their tall tales and dirty gossip, and it's already fucking Wednesday. But what's he doing typing? He should have stayed for the fun, and chalked it up to "research". 
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445. All you ever wanted to know about Psycho Randy

Randy Ramsbottom, aka "Psycho Randy" the daytime desk clerk with the disarming smile here at Loveless Motel, is responsible for first impressions whenever a new guest arrives.  He's been with us for several years, first as a lodger, like so many who are currently employed here, and when an opening became available, Randy was first in line, and hired on the spot during the interview. As his first task he was asked to go out into the lobby and dismiss the other applicants, at which point the smile
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444. Bunkhouse Blues

On hearing the news that a selection had been made for the new House Detective position, Sheriff Buck N. McBuff, the Hoosegow jailhouse custodian at the Bunkhouse, let management know about his unhappiness, in no uncertain terms. In a confrontation with Senior Manager Nic, holding back tears, Buck exclaimed, "What about my application?  Don't I even get feedback?? It shoulda been me!  I've given months of my life to this company! I may only have four inches, but it's the best damned four inches
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443. Nationwide Manhunt Successful - new House Dick hired

Loveless Motel is happy to announce that we have filled our House Detective position. Harrison Biggerstaff (just Harry to you) checked all the right boxes on his application and will enhance our compliance team greatly. "Drilling down to the core of the matter, I always get my man" said Harry in his interview.  Just so you know, he's unspoken for, and in his free time, collects antique porcelain, loves sports, and calls himself "a bit of a fashion whore".   He's eager to get to work by going und
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439. Lineman for the County

The front desk reports that it has received several calls this week from guests complaining that they are hearing mysterious clicks on their line whenever they are making in-house calls to other rooms. This phenomenon is preceded by what sounds like a third party breathing heavily, mixed with the sounds of intermittent chirping birds.  Loveless Motel management apologizes for any concerns this may cause, and is doing its best to follow up, and reminds guests that it is working toward filling the
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436. Hotel Dick Applications Pouring in!

Since our recent request for applications to fill an urgent need for a house detective, several interesting candidates have sent in resumes, and a recent trip up into the attic resulted in finding another shoebox full of old pictures including some of our founders, Edgar Loveless and Sinjin Birdwhistle, apparently dressed up for a party or fancy dress affair as Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson. Our search is ongoing, but we share with you some of the more interesting photos we've received, includi
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435. Hotel Dick Wanted - Applications sought

Recent events have forced the management team to seek the services of an investigative professional. Crime is on the rise at Loveless Motel, as evidenced by this candid shot of a perpetrator fleeing the scene, thought to be a possible jockstrap thief, caught on celluloid by ace Shutter Bug Camera Shop photographer "Snap" Wadmacher, who just happened to be in the right place at the right time (so he says).Therefore, effective immediately we announce we are taking applications to fill the position
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427. Got a match?

Can you say awkward?  No-one in the office at Loveless Motel has notes indicating that more than 2 workers were needed to install a new doorway in the laundry room, so when the two gents were sent over, discovering that one puts up posts BEFORE putting up a 200 pound concrete lintel didn't occur to them until standing there with the block swaying overhead, they had had a 3 hour discussion about what to do. 
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424. Will U. Bonus joins Loveless Motel Staff

A frequent guest of Loveless Motel for many years, Mr. Will U. Bonus has agreed to enter into a contractual arrangement with the firm as Manager of Hard Tack General Store, the second hand cowboy and leather boutique adjacent to the Bunkhouse. In his capacity as manager of that facility, he'll also take on the task of wrangling the work-release program, mentoring men who have been contingently released from the Hoosegow in order to repay their debt to Loveless Motel. Will's credentials include n
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421. Laundry Room freeze fiasco forces plumbing face feeding frenzy

In a surprise overnight freeze in normally temperate January at Loveless Motel, the pipes in the poorly insulated laundry room have burst, and one of the washers froze mid-cycle, loaded with jockstraps and denim. As a result, management is taking bids for the job in a one-day frenzy of interviews. May the best plumber win!   As an aside, the collector whose jocks were frozen admits to a confidant that instead of his disco outfit, he mistakenly put his entire piss-and-cum-stained ha
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412. Mr. Dick Blunt's collection of antique dildos

Mr. Dick Blunt, proprietor of Blunt Smoke Shop and Lottery Tickets, tells us he has been a collector of antique erotica, and particularly dildos, for several years.  Ironically, despite his admirable personal attributes, it turns out that he enjoys stimulation of many kinds, and seeks out those men who can match him on a physical as well as an intellectual basis. He's happy to discuss and share is rare collection with discerning gentlemen in his private quarters  at Aluminum City.  After a few b
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