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A blog by redheaguy51 in Personal Blogs

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Using gay vintage gay porn images to tell tall tales,  "Loveless Motel Parody" is a blog about a fictional 20th century gay resort, where men on vacation are assured by the management that they will have a good time and get what they came for. Vintage gay porn and other pics from the Twentieth Century (1900s through the 1990s) are captioned, telling tongue-in-cheek stories of fictional guests and employees of a notoriously cruisy sexual playground. Recurring characters and storylines unfold from post to post, and  21st century navigational aids including tags, categorization, and sidebar links help you discover all the secrets of Loveless Motel Parody. My recommendation is that you start from the very first post.  The sidebar to the right includes a link to it.
 
I do not own any images used. The vast majority if images are vintage, though I have taken a few liberties from time to time by digitally enhancing or changing an image to fit a story line, or have taken a newer image when an old one can't be found to fit a narrative. My purpose is pure prurient adult entertainment or a laugh, and not for monetary gain. Requests for removal of any content will be honored as soon as possible. Image sources can usually be found via search, and  I find Google Images particularly helpful in identifying sources. I welcome all constructive feedback, comments, and whatever reader-approval mechanisms are available on the site. I view my efforts as a self-indulgent retirement hobby, and no more.
 
There is a real Loveless Motel and Cafe' in Nashville, TN. I ran across the image the vintage deco era sign online one day, searching for images of vintage motel neon signs, and was intrigued by the irony of the name, and the sign's blue and pink coloration, and Loveless Motel Parody was born.  There is no resemblance of my characters or descriptions.  Any similarities are unintentional and purely coincidental.
 
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GUEST COMMUNICATIONS

437. Housekeeping slightly behind - check-ins delayed

We regret to inform those of you who've been waiting to check in by our promised 3 PM time, that due to a shortage of staff in housekeeping, as well as training issues, rooms will be assigned upon arrival but actual occupancy of rooms will be delayed until 7 PM today.  Existing staff  is working feverishly to clear the rooms, but the lack of domestic talent is made obvious by this documentary photo, indicating that when ironing linens, it does help to put the plug into a wall outlet.  Inconvenie
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436. Hotel Dick Applications Pouring in!

Since our recent request for applications to fill an urgent need for a house detective, several interesting candidates have sent in resumes, and a recent trip up into the attic resulted in finding another shoebox full of old pictures including some of our founders, Edgar Loveless and Sinjin Birdwhistle, apparently dressed up for a party or fancy dress affair as Sherlock Holmes and Dr. Watson. Our search is ongoing, but we share with you some of the more interesting photos we've received, includi
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435. Hotel Dick Wanted - Applications sought

Recent events have forced the management team to seek the services of an investigative professional. Crime is on the rise at Loveless Motel, as evidenced by this candid shot of a perpetrator fleeing the scene, thought to be a possible jockstrap thief, caught on celluloid by ace Shutter Bug Camera Shop photographer "Snap" Wadmacher, who just happened to be in the right place at the right time (so he says).Therefore, effective immediately we announce we are taking applications to fill the position
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TOWNIES

434. Loveless Truck Stop Stalker

Meet Gary - a townie who's been hanging out lately in the parking lot at Loveless Truck Stop. Not that the truckers are complaining - not by a long shot. Several long-haulers have told us Gary knows the score, and is happy to make a personal delivery to your cab. He tells us he's just doing good works, offering a helping hand whenever he can. Truckers say he makes every inch of a good buddy's slide electric because his pants aren't the only thing that's tight.
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YESTERYEARS QUEERS WORD OF THE DAY

433. Yesteryear's Queers' Word of the Day #48 - Fifi Bag

Fifi Bag A slit sponge lubricated with vaseline, placed inside a baggie, for fucking, in an emergency  (as in a prolonged dry spell) -1960s- "I'm headed out of town into strange territory, and I hope I remember to take my Fifi bag, just in case I strike out at Loveless Motel this weekend" Named in honor of Fifi , the name of every French whore    
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SERVICES

432. Front Desk to the rescue - the morning after

Busy night last night? Dick on your breath the morning after and you can't find your toothbrush? Call the front desk, young man, and we'll deliver, free of charge on most items such as toothbrushes, and only a slight cost to headache powders and other medicinal over the counter items like Ex Lax, or Pepto Bismol, or douche bags.
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RETAIL SHOPS

431. Shutter Bug Camera Shop Winter Heating Repairs

Shutter Bug Camera Shop at Loveless Motel, located off the lobby, is welcoming an influx of customers using its photo suites this winter, and reminds clients to come dressed for the weather while its heating unit is being repaired. We can still catch those intimate moments with friends, even with their socks and hats on. Call and reserve a photo suite today!  
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CERTIFIED HUSTLER

430. Certified Hustler to the rescue in room 222

What's a couple to do on a night when it's not clicking! The office received a call at 11PM 2 nights ago and the man in 222 said he and his boyfriend were looking for someone tall, dark and well hung. Management swung into action and contacted one of our well qualified and approved Certified Hustlers who rooms with several others over at Aluminum City, and voila, problem solved. What good is sitting alone in your room? Loveless Motel always has a solution. Our Hustler remarked to management the
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ACCOMMODATIONS

429. Big Bones found during Nutbush Campground excavation

Excavations are continuing on Nutbush Campground out behind Aluminum City.  Guest interest has piqued when it was rumored that big bones were being talked about in relation to the work crew seen accessing the property in the early morning hours.  A few of the men have apparently been seen using the urinals and stalls at Loveless Truck Stop, spending a little more time than is necessary for just pissing.  But in fact, the biggest news is that a REALLY big bone has been found while clearing a wood
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428. Loveless Motel builds Nutbush Campground

In the spirit of continually offering new experiences for our guests, and in keeping with our roots, going back to the hunting lodge first built by founders Edgar Loveless and Sinjin Birdwhistle, Loveless Motel announces commencement of the construction of Nutbush Campground at Loveless Motel.  Crews are hard at work, and despite that perpetual priapic state, they are still getting a lot done, and with our temperate winter weather, we project an opening date of early spring.  Located in the rust
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427. Got a match?

Can you say awkward?  No-one in the office at Loveless Motel has notes indicating that more than 2 workers were needed to install a new doorway in the laundry room, so when the two gents were sent over, discovering that one puts up posts BEFORE putting up a 200 pound concrete lintel didn't occur to them until standing there with the block swaying overhead, they had had a 3 hour discussion about what to do. 
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GUESTS

425. A sampling - unsolicited photos received by the mail room

The mail room at Loveless Motel informs us that it receives pictures all the time from past and future guests. We assume that the senders are under the impression that they may receive some form of special treatment, and in fact, the management cannot deny that it looks forward to the weekly box of delights from the mail manager, who thoughtfully places those photos with phone numbers on top of the pile.
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424. Will U. Bonus joins Loveless Motel Staff

A frequent guest of Loveless Motel for many years, Mr. Will U. Bonus has agreed to enter into a contractual arrangement with the firm as Manager of Hard Tack General Store, the second hand cowboy and leather boutique adjacent to the Bunkhouse. In his capacity as manager of that facility, he'll also take on the task of wrangling the work-release program, mentoring men who have been contingently released from the Hoosegow in order to repay their debt to Loveless Motel. Will's credentials include n
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RETAIL SHOPS

423. Hard Tack General store receives jockstrap consignment

Manager Will U. Bonus "If you plan to shoplift, let us know" Hard Tack General Store at Loveless Motel tells us they have just received a good quantity of freshly laundered jock straps and denim jeans in several sizes. Hard Tack specializes in used cowboy, denim, uniform and leather gear, often left behind by guests, consigned, or purchased in the local town. Our work-release program offers gainful employment to those errant m
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422. Jock and denim thief on the loose

Guests of the Bunkhouse have been lodging complaints for a few days now regarding stolen jock straps and jeans that have gone missing when using the communal showers there.  Cowboys over at The Stables can really work up a sweat what with showing city boys the ropes and all, and it's just a natural thing for a cowboy to want to lather up with his buds while hanging his duds in a place they ought to be secure.  The mystery is deepened and particularly concerning, as some of the cowboys have been
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421. Laundry Room freeze fiasco forces plumbing face feeding frenzy

In a surprise overnight freeze in normally temperate January at Loveless Motel, the pipes in the poorly insulated laundry room have burst, and one of the washers froze mid-cycle, loaded with jockstraps and denim. As a result, management is taking bids for the job in a one-day frenzy of interviews. May the best plumber win!   As an aside, the collector whose jocks were frozen admits to a confidant that instead of his disco outfit, he mistakenly put his entire piss-and-cum-stained ha
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ENTERTAINMENT

420. In case you missed NYE at Footlight Fairies Cabaret

New Year's Eve this year included a stellar lineup of coverboys, flesh fantasies, D list opera singers, and Mariachi rockers.  Who could ask for anything more at Footlight Fairies Cabaret, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel.  In related news, one performer expired (luckily off stage and after his performance) of lead poisoning due to an overapplication of metallic makeup, and the audience was so blitzed that the sound of an arriving ambulance was assumed to be just part of the show at neigh
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RESTAURANTS

419. Well balanced meals at Loveless Truck Stop

Every trucker knows that a well-balanced meal is an important part of life on the road. The Cafe at Loveless Truck Stop , open 24 hours, 7 days a  week,  is here for your bacon, eggs and hash breakfast and promises you a tasty start to  your day.  Ask for our Good Buddy Special and let us show you what we mean.    
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CERTIFIED HUSTLER

418. Fulfilling your New Year's Resolutions

Our Certified Hustlers currently outnumber the number of guests, now that the Holiday Rush is over, and it's the perfect time to have your pick of one or more of these hard drivers who will ram your goals to the wall and make them stick, cramming home their full support and smashing any doubts that you might have that you chose the right thing to work on, over and over and over again. Call the front desk at Loveless Motel and pack your calendar today.
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HOLIDAYS

417. Tempus Fugit!

The management and staff of Loveless Motel, Aluminum City, Loveless Truck Stop, and The Bunkhouse all wish you a happy and prosperous New Year~
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THE HOOSEGOW

416. Shit that will get you landed in The Hoosegow

As a reminder: Guests who run afoul of the rules at Loveless Motel will have an opportunity to think about what they've done at The Hoosegow, located at the Bunkhouse. Shit like the following, but not limited to this list, is guaranteed to fuck up your vacation. Remember, there's a sign above the door that reads "Fuck Around and Find Out" 1. Talking to a lifeguard while on duty  2. Stealing from the business or from a guest 3. Creating a safety hazard, such as loitering around the Laundry Room e
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GUESTS

415. Stolen Wallet leads to a fun game - "Revenge"

Last night at the Silver Bullet Bar, located in a wooded area at Loveless Motel, our hairy bleach blonde stud picked up a guest who was staying over at Aluminum City for a house party. Things got sloppy drunk and our blonde friend saw an opportunity to lift his trick's wallet.  To make a long story short, he was seen by one of the more sober houseguests who, in the morning as blondie slept, explained the situation to the group. Miss Clairol thought everything was going smoothly when he woke up,
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413. Footlight Fairies Cabaret NYE Dance Rehearsals

New Years Eve promises to be an event long remembered this year at Footlight Fairies Cabaret, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel. Chorus boys in rehearsal are working hard, perfecting challenging moves such as full splits, often requiring the assistance of more than one man for those dancers who've not been limbered up in a while. Plunging to the floor suddenly from a full standing position onto an unyielding, rock hard surface can really separate the novice from the professional, and pract
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