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Using gay vintage gay porn images to tell tall tales,  "Loveless Motel Parody" is a blog about a fictional 20th century gay resort, where men on vacation are assured by the management that they will have a good time and get what they came for. Vintage gay porn and other pics from the Twentieth Century (1900s through the 1990s) are captioned, telling tongue-in-cheek stories of fictional guests and employees of a notoriously cruisy sexual playground. Recurring characters and storylines unfold from post to post, and  21st century navigational aids including tags, categorization, and sidebar links help you discover all the secrets of Loveless Motel Parody. My recommendation is that you start from the very first post.  The sidebar to the right includes a link to it.
 
I do not own any images used. The vast majority if images are vintage, though I have taken a few liberties from time to time by digitally enhancing or changing an image to fit a story line, or have taken a newer image when an old one can't be found to fit a narrative. My purpose is pure prurient adult entertainment or a laugh, and not for monetary gain. Requests for removal of any content will be honored as soon as possible. Image sources can usually be found via search, and  I find Google Images particularly helpful in identifying sources. I welcome all constructive feedback, comments, and whatever reader-approval mechanisms are available on the site. I view my efforts as a self-indulgent retirement hobby, and no more.
 
There is a real Loveless Motel and Cafe' in Nashville, TN. I ran across the image the vintage deco era sign online one day, searching for images of vintage motel neon signs, and was intrigued by the irony of the name, and the sign's blue and pink coloration, and Loveless Motel Parody was born.  There is no resemblance of my characters or descriptions.  Any similarities are unintentional and purely coincidental.
 
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STAFF MEMBERS

536. Mr. Billy Swallows Action Zones and Snack Sacks

Mr. Billy Swallows and his assistant Dante' DeWitt have just received a shipment of comfortable "action" slacks in versatile 100% Dacron, which Billy says are "100% divine", at remarkable prices!  Their atelier, Suit Up, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel, is well stocked and ready for you to come in for a personal fitting. Tape measure in hand, Dante' is always eager to know whether you dress to the right or left, and personally supervises alterations while you wait, time permitting.  Stop
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RECREATION

535. Cruising Bathtub Rock

"Do we own that?"  Snap Wadmacher has been out traversing Nutbush Campground, drumming up business for Shutter Bug Camera Shop, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel, snapping pictures of campers, and got as far out as Bathtub Rock - his new name for the unusual rock outcroppings before entering a glacial plain, deciding to leave further exploration for another day.  Now back in the shop's dark room developing the day's work, Nic's question was answered by Snap's. "If you don't know, who does?
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GUESTS

534. The Butler takes a holiday

Nic, the Senior manager at Loveless Motel, in one of last month's Monday morning staff meetings, started out by asking his assembled department heads a question. I saw this headline in the paper last week. "What is the connection of McDonald's hamburger chain CEO Ray Kroc, to the 1958 film Auntie Mame?" "Ugh, McDonald's" interrupted Biff Wellington, head chef of Birdwhistle's Tearoom, "One of the waiters told me he worked for them when he was in highschool.  Whenever they dropped a burger on the
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HOLIDAYS

533. ¡Mi caballo es muy caliente!

Loveless Motel celebrates the rich diversity, culture and sabor of our guests - one of the gentlemen, Rod, in Room 222 asked for Snap Wadmacher to come in and do a photo shoot with some Cinco de Mayo props, and as luck would have it, Rod's a bit of a show off and has a sense of humor to boot. Vivid color and black and white film were used to capture the mood, hot horse cock and all.  Like Snap says, "What business goes on at Loveless is nobody's business but Loveless' business."
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TRAVEL

532.Road head reverie - the trip to Loveless

A few weeks ago we wrote to guests with confirmed reservations inviting them to keep a diary of pictures of their road trips down to Loveless Motel, including in the letter a coupon for 24 hour film developing at Shutter Bug Camera Shop, located off the lobby. That request paid off! We share with you here just a tip of the iceberg of results that we continue to get, and invite you, future and former guests, to send us pictures of yourselves on your way to see us. Whether you're in your driveway
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CERTIFIED HUSTLER

531. Experience is the best teacher

Certified Hustlers need to be kept in line - there's nothing worse than anarchy among call-boys, and from its inception, the program has had at its head one of the most respected  in the trade industry, Loveless Motel's seasoned Escort Coordinator Hank O'Hare. Often the mediator in some of the petty disputes between our self-employed joysticks, he's great at fingering an instigator and putting him on notice.  On occasion he has had to demand the return of a Certified Hustler shingle and certific
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ACCOMMODATIONS

529. The Bunkhouse - overcoming a hostel environment

\ Planning a vacation can be a stressful enterprise, especially from the money angle. You've heard about Loveless Motel, and you can't wait to get here, but the prices of rooms, approaching an astronomical 25 bucks a night seems out of reach.  And the whole point of a vacation is to mingle, to hang out, to be with other guys, so a camping option when you are alone, especially when you're not in an introspective mood makes pitching a tent on an ant hill seem pretty fucking depressing. What's
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RETAIL SHOPS

528. Loveless Venue: Hockaday's Moneymaker Pawn Shop

"Let's open a pawn shop!"  That was the discussion among six nude hiking friends who encountered three balls sitting in the middle of an open field a year ago, at what is now Loveless Motel's Nutbush Campground.  It's not surprising or suspicious that guys would leave their balls exposed to the elements at Loveless - it was probably a group of  Townies who got caught in a storm and had to make a dash for it, leaving the balls behind.  But it was auspicious, as "Jock" Hockaday realized when he ma
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GUESTS

527. Monday Morning Breakfast Roundup

527a-monday morning is.m4a     527b-over at nutbush.m4a   527c-this domestic pair.m4a Monday morning is the first day of some of our guests' stay at Loveless Motel, and restaurants from Birdwhistle's Tearoom to the Loveless Truckstop Cafe' are always busy breakfast crossroads of those checking in and checking out.  Some like it over easy and some over hard; for others, somewhere in the middle is just fine.   Over at the campg
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RESORT AMENITIES

526. New, New, New! Poolside Mats for the Summer / Menu Items!

ponding to an advertisement he saw recently in a resort trade publication, Taylor from Dallas, the Loveless Motel Junior Manager, ordered a pallet of 20 boxes  of 30 lb. Institutional Size Cheez-it crackers in order to get 20 free inflatable pool mats in the iconic shape of the savory crackrs, complete with the center hole, and forgot to tell anyone about it. A few guests have already had the pleasure of putting the mats to use on the deck, and report that they do the trick and can be wiped down
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THE HOOSEGOW

525. Sheriff Buck N. McBuff is no fool

These wholesome looking brother-fuckers are up to no good.  New to Loveless Motel, they'd seen flyers for Nutbush Campground and after calling to book ("Welcome to Loveless Motel - what are you wearing?")  they arrived on opening day with backpacks and are still exploring  and roughing it.  They'd heard that Loveless even has a detention center called The Hoosegow which actually houses rule-breakers and miscreants who get on the wrong side of the rules or otherwise annoy the on-site "sheriff". T
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GUESTS

524. Military Balls and Tuba City

Nic the Senior Manager of Loveless Motel called a leadership meeting this week to talk about drumming up business in its entertainment category, since lately Footlight Fairies Cabaret has suffered poor attendance due to some issues remaining from the Cat Show debacle. It seems half the drag queens have allergies and the dander remaining especially from the long haired pussies has caused half the chorus and one headliner to be down for the count. Bobbie Frapples, the show's lead, bravely attempte
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YESTERYEARS QUEERS WORD OF THE DAY

523. Yesteryear's Queers' Word of the day #59 - Bead Reading

Bead-Reading To tell someone off, preferably with and audience -1960s- "Honey, I'd read your beads, but I know absolutely nothing about costume jewelry" Ramon Navarro King George V as Prince of Wales Prince Albert Victor, Duke of Clarence Harvey Keitel, The Duellists, 1977 Winston Churchill at 21 Emperor Franz Josef of Austria and King of Hungary colorized by Mario Unger Czar Nicholas II of Russia, first cousin of George V, colorized by Mario Unger
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STAFF MEMBERS

522. Rock Blockhead's Construction crew demolishes Laundry Room wall

Rock Blockhead, Construction Projects Manager of Loveless Motel, after his successful leadership of the buildout of Nutbush Campground, takes a last opportunity to conduct the pre-demolition meeting of the wall between the 8 Ball Bar and the Laundry Room, to prepare the combined space of the Dirty Pool Bar, which will include the pool table, bar and laundry machines. Rock says he spent many happy evenings shooting on this very table. Known for his casual style, his crews are eager work under him
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521. Making memories at Nutbush Campground

Opening weekend seems to have gone off without a hitch at Nutbush Campground at Loveless Motel.  Many campers took the time to explore the trails, and Snap Wadmacher of Shutter Bug Camera Shop tagged along and got some great shots of our nature lovers' activities.  Paying customers can expect to have their photos arrive in plain brown mailers soon, (with a return address of "Fishing Camp") to the addresses provided to the check-in desk upon registration.  This, of course, may present a challenge
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STAFF MEMBERS

520. Staff Member - Publicity and Communications Manager Callum Z. Blabber

"Callum, you're such a gossipy boy. Best of luck, Coach Warner", his gym teacher had written in his senior yearbook. Asked what the Z. stood for for recently, he laughed and said it was his father's little joke - it doesn't stand for anything, but Dad thought it made his name sound funny and would get attention. And so it did. It was certainly better than a boy named "Sue". Like the S in Harry S. Truman does. it adds gravitas, hopefully. Or it makes people laugh when the name is called from an a
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ACCOMMODATIONS

519: Nutbush Campground Grand Opening!

Yesterday was the  big day - Loveless Motel has been working for months creating a campground to expand its spring, summer and fall accommodations and despite a forecast of rain, the big parade started off at the Motorpool, as promised.  Hard Tack manager Will U Bonus kilted up to pipe the assembled crowd into the campground, the parade winding down past the Bunkhouse, through the newly constructed archway.  On the shores of the campground swimming hole, a lone player answers Will's call.  A dru
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518. Welcome to Reluctant Gardens

Spring is here, and gardening with it at Loveless Motel.  Green thumb goobers are legion all across the property from the planters in front of the cafe at Loveless Truck Stop, to the bushes and trails in and around the Silver Bullet bar and over at Aluminum City.  First time in a sun bonnet? Not to worry, the boots really butch it up.  Even in front of the rhododendrons, you are matchless holding a rake.  Do you wash windows? Wash that "somebody made me do this" look off your face...
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LECTURES AND LEARNING

517. Three things for interns to to remember

Uncle Joe always inserts into his lectures during his intern classes at Loveless Motel "Three things to remember" and teaches this module as a class participation activity, and asks this particular class of nine men to form  3 groups of three by counting off "1,2 or 3" "I'm going to assign each group one thing to remember, and it's your task to illustrate to the class what each thing means and an easy way to remember it.  "Snap" Wadmacher will take a photo of each group showing us your interpret
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LAUNDRY ROOM

516. Pragmatism

Since the closure of the Laundry Room guests have expressed concern that they have been taken to the cleaners on two counts.  The price of having laundry taken into town for dry-cleaning is exorbitant, and, they claim, the price of second hand clothing at Hard Tack General Store is being artificially jacked up to milk stranded vacationers out of money they would otherwise spend in the shops, bars and restaurants at Loveless Motel.  In an effort to mitigate the situation, instead of being release
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HOLIDAYS

515. Don't forget to file your Texas

Loveless Motel hopes you find a few loopholes in yer lariat this April so you can ramble over to our range and rope some action at Malamute Saloon, Nutbush Campground, the Silver Bullet Bar, or where ever you decide to get yer boots licked in our Panhandle.  There's a cowboy or two waitin' for you.
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RETAIL SHOPS

513. New Dirty Dozen at After Midnight Arcade

Just hitting the shelves are 12 new titles at After Midnight Arcade, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel. It doesn't really open at midnight.  You can go in there and drop quarters 24 hours a day, seven days a week, if you like.  The spooge brigade is eager to clean up after you - those eager lads who have entered into the work release program after having been incarcerated in the Hoosegow for looking at a bartender cross-eyed, wearing a combination of a horizontally striped shirt with verti
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