Dear gay men, bi(curious) folks, and ladies,

Happy International Penis Day! Today we celebrate the marvelous male member that gives us so much physical and visual joy. From its form, its feel, its taste, and everything about it, I absolutely adore this physical marvel. I intend on celebrating this festival properly later this evening, and I wish all of you many intimate and close encounters with many penises today!

xoxoxox,

Tiff