Packaged Goods!, your source for undergear, located off the Lobby at Loveless Motel, announces its recent acquisition of a warehouse full of paisley print longer length boxer shorts, ensuring the establishment will be able to offer these hopefully popular items for many seasons to come.  These all -rayon practical articles are guaranteed to cause a stir, nay, mockery, where-ever and whenever they are worn.  Don't try this in public.