Aluminum City residents and guests were recently all aflutter over the news that a ruckus was going on in one of the trailers on Lover's Lane. Alarming phrases like "I caught you, you fucking jockstrap thief" and "Lick my boots, you little fudgepacker!" were plainly heard just outside the door by the pearl-clutching crowd. One of the throng asserted that surely the elusive local jockstrap thief had finally been apprehended.   As it turns out, Officer Dick had just paid a courtesy call on a seasonal lodger who called the off-duty constable to say his cat was missing and needed some help finding his pussy. Officer Dick is a community minded fellow eager to assist anyone needing help, especially men with wayward pussies, and is happy to oblige, especially when asked nicely, and especially if he can turn a man fretting over his pussy into a grateful little bootlicker, if only as a bit of role-play.  Alas, the jockstrap thief is still on the loose, but the good news is that Officer Dick found the fellow's pussy very nearby and the grateful bootlicker, the boots, and the paneling in the trailer on Lover's Lane in Aluminum City at Loveless Motel are all just fine too.