ponding to an advertisement he saw recently in a resort trade publication, Taylor from Dallas, the Loveless Motel Junior Manager, ordered a pallet of 20 boxes  of 30 lb. Institutional Size Cheez-it crackers in order to get 20 free inflatable pool mats in the iconic shape of the savory crackrs, complete with the center hole, and forgot to tell anyone about it. A few guests have already had the pleasure of putting the mats to use on the deck, and report that they do the trick and can be wiped down with a damp sponge if need be. Challenged with what to do with 600 pounds of orange crackers, Birdwhistle's Tearoom Head Chef told Nic, the Senior Manager, "The summer months will be prime time to move the "dainty" tidbits,"  When he heard of his wafer windfall he sent Nic an interoffice menu:  "I've taken the liberty of creating some sample menu items on a list that should make good use of the product. This of course, is just a start"