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Even in the dead of winter, the beat goes on and it's raining men at Smarty Pants Disco at Loveless Motel, located off the lobby. If you need a break, slip through the swinging doors in back of the dance floor and into the lush life that is The Mauve Tavern. Of course, if your look isn't up to par in the tavern, you'll be told to get the fuck out. These bitches are serious!

New Year's Eve this year included a stellar lineup of coverboys, flesh fantasies, D list opera singers, and Mariachi rockers. Who could ask for anything more at Footlight Fairies Cabaret, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel. In related news, one performer expired (luckily off stage and after his performance) of lead poisoning due to an overapplication of metallic makeup, and the audience was so blitzed that the sound of an arriving ambulance was assumed to be just part of the show at neighboring Smarty Pants Disco.

Choose yer Partner at the Malamute Saloon in the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel. Or get in a line...

Saturday night at Smarty Pants Disco at Loveless Motel, located off the lobby So many men, so little time.

These groovy guys are celebrating passing their internship exams. They're ready for a red-hot summer at Loveless Motel.