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Nic the Senior Manager of Loveless Motel called a leadership meeting this week to talk about drumming up business in its entertainment category, since lately Footlight Fairies Cabaret has suffered poor attendance due to some issues remaining from the Cat Show debacle. It seems half the drag queens have allergies and the dander remaining especially from the long haired pussies has caused half the chorus and one headliner to be down for the count. Bobbie Frapples, the show's lead, bravely attempted to carry a show on her own recently, but reactively coughed up so much mucous during her first number that she ruined the sequin gown she was wearing; the stage had to be squeegeed, and then and dusted with a non-slip agent (a cannister of Comet ) for the show to continue, causing customers to complain that everything, including cocktails, tasted or smelled like bleach. Not to be deterred, Nic is determined to overcome the slump, and out of their conversations, leadership has come up with an event, and is pondering a Military Ball of sorts. Junior Manager Taylor from Dallas said it best, coughing, grinning and clutching his package, barely contained in his pleated khaki pants, rhetorically asking "Who doesn't like uniform balls?" A swelling contingent of lads from nearby Camp Betsy Ross is sure to be interested, Nic believes, and if timed well, the pageant could coincide with the annual gush of seamen shooting to arrive during Fleet Week. Nic has given the publicity team, under the direction of Callum Z Blabber, the green light to develop advertising for the event. Also on the meeting agenda was an update on the status of the class of interns from Tuba City, Arizona - the group who, though certainly checking the box of "hot" by any measure, turned out to be pretty dim otherwise, as evidenced by their lack of survival skills at Nutbush Campground. Jack Leyendecker, the talent and intern recruiter shouldered the blame, but Nic made light of the situation and complimented him on his overall performance, citing fate and anomaly as the true culprits. The decision had come down to terminating eight intern contracts, and placing them all into the hands of Will U. Bonus as conscriptees until their debt is paid, working off the expense of their training. Uncle Joe pointed out that because of their crazy conspiracy-laden ideas, it would be best to isolate them from guests and the rest of the staff, making sure they are all housed in one dorm at the bunkhouse, or in a trailer (Nic raised his eyebrows at the Aluminum City suggestion, referencing further loss of revenue if they were to take out of inventory a money maker like a trailer). They then settled on a cabin at the campground, and KP duty at the chuck wagon there to keep them occupied. The final solution for the clusterfuck of vapid young Arizona John Birchers will be to deliver them all sooner than later for basic training to the Army Recruiter in town, who along with half of the local draft board, happens to be a regular at the Tubs located in the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel, and will be a key contact for drumming up interest at Camp Betsy Ross for the upcoming Military Ball.
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523. Yesteryear's Queers' Word of the day #59 - Bead Reading
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Bead-Reading To tell someone off, preferably with and audience -1960s- "Honey, I'd read your beads, but I know absolutely nothing about costume jewelry" Ramon Navarro King George V as Prince of Wales Prince Albert Victor, Duke of Clarence Harvey Keitel, The Duellists, 1977 Winston Churchill at 21 Emperor Franz Josef of Austria and King of Hungary colorized by Mario Unger Czar Nicholas II of Russia, first cousin of George V, colorized by Mario Unger-
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321. Autumn on the beach at Loveless Motel
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These lads hadn't even bothered to change when they hopped on a bus to Loveless Motel, on furlough from the nearby military base, Camp Nancy. These two Nancy boys headed straight for the beach on the lake, which, they learned, is sadly closed this fall for renovations. While here at the Bunk House, they'll be heading over to Blunt Smoke Shop and Lottery Tickets to visit the proprietor, Dick Blunt, and stock up on some tobacco and talk shop. Dick doesn't smoke, but he and the boys share an affinity for collecting antique porcelain erotica and teacups.-
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Loveless Motel attracts a lot of cops, eager to make their quota for writing tickets, sometimes for the smallest infraction, even though a good part of the force are evening patrons, especially of Loveless Truck Stop and The Tubs at the bunkhouse. So generally, if you see a uniformed ociffer of the law inside the compound, interaction is generally welcomed, and Officer Dick can be real friendly.
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These two fellows met 2 nights ago at the Bunkhouse, and are now inseparable. They're getting a room at Loveless Motel, enjoying even more services such as fresh designer linens,daily newspaper and evening turndown service. And as soon as we catch the guy who's stealing the towels, newspaper and chocolates, he's headed straight for the Hoosegow!
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That fellow wants you to put his bayonet in your sheath, but it's conditional. You'll find condoms everywhere at Loveless Motel. Pick one up today! (Housekeeping and our groundskeeper will appreciate it)
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178. On furlough, headed for Loveless
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177b.mp4 On furlough and headed for summer vacation at Loveless Motel, our soldier says he got off at the local bus station to get a cab to the motel, but needed to take a piss. Thinking he'd got what he came for, he reckoned he might as well save some scratch and just turn around and take the next bus back. Then he remembered the 48 hour cancellation policy, and so, dear reader, should you. -
This month's issue of One is in - stop by Hit and Split, our convenience store at Loveless Motel, for your July 1964 copy!
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Our nautical friends know that Loveless Motel always has clientele that is happy to show its appreciation in special ways to our seafaring gents. When you come, you'll be on the receiving end of a reciprocal mutual admiration society.