On furlough and headed for summer vacation at Loveless Motel,

our soldier says he got off at the local bus station to get a cab

to the motel, but needed to take a piss. Thinking he'd got what he

came for, he reckoned he might as well save some scratch and

just turn around and take the next bus back.  Then he remembered

the 48 hour cancellation policy, and so, dear reader, should you.