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\ Planning a vacation can be a stressful enterprise, especially from the money angle. You've heard about Loveless Motel, and you can't wait to get here, but the prices of rooms, approaching an astronomical 25 bucks a night seems out of reach. And the whole point of a vacation is to mingle, to hang out, to be with other guys, so a camping option when you are alone, especially when you're not in an introspective mood makes pitching a tent on an ant hill seem pretty fucking depressing. What's a man to do? Come to The Bunkhouse! At 12 bucks a night, our economical hostel gets you the camaraderie you crave, with a smorgasbord of men, from cowboys to college types and everything in or out of a uniform, all on full view in the communal showers, locker rooms, dorms, and latrines. For a few extra bucks, wander downstairs to The Tubs, a two story stellar cellar full of amusing diversions. The Pub and Grub in the Bunkhouse lobby has a taco buffet on Tuesday, and budget eats all the time. Steps away, the Malamute Saloon has the cheapest beer on property. Even if that guy you've been stalking all night long in the saloon isn't showing an interest, you can always track him down when he needs to take a piss, and he'll never know who was on the other side of the partition. Every stall has a hole. You never need to leave the building to have a great time. Call the booking office today!

A popular time to do a load is the morning of departure from the resort. Once again, we've had to ask our patrons to not crowd around the laundry room door as a courtesy to those patrons in need of getting their load off their departure checklist. The 8 Ball Bar directly next to the Laundry Room behind the pool house, and across the street from the Bunkhouse at Loveless Motel is the place to hang in that area, and if the bar is too crowded, we remind you that there are several alternatives across the resort when the weather turns cooler. There are stiff penalties for ignoring this simple rule. Just ask someone who has spent a night in the Hoosegow for preventing a guest from taking care of his load.

That fellow wants you to put his bayonet in your sheath, but it's conditional. You'll find condoms everywhere at Loveless Motel. Pick one up today! (Housekeeping and our groundskeeper will appreciate it)

These old reels were found in the trunk in the attic at Loveless Motel, and must have belonged to Edgar Loveless and Sinjin Birdwhistle, the cousins who built the original Loveless Lodge. This is private stuff, and must have been from their New York City days. Seems like role play isn't such a new thing. They must have been good pals with the cameraman.

The Fleet's in at Loveless Motel. You'll find seamen no longer in short supply at Loveless Motel this week, and these randy lads are waiting for your bookings at Shutter Bug Camera Shop where you can rent a camera and the services of Barnacle Bill here for that in room session you've been dreaming about.

Our nautical friends know that Loveless Motel always has clientele that is happy to show its appreciation in special ways to our seafaring gents. When you come, you'll be on the receiving end of a reciprocal mutual admiration society.