One of our maintenance men, "Bang" Bengtsson, here,

can often be seen sunning himself in some remote part of the property or other,

though no part is so remote that you won't be able to find him if you need some "maintenance."

He's a Swedish immigrant who excels at saying

"Hyew are yew? Dyew I know yew? Anyway, dyew yew want to dyew the scryew?"

and afterwards, "Are you thryew?"