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Using gay vintage gay porn images to tell tall tales,  "Loveless Motel Parody" is a blog about a fictional 20th century gay resort, where men on vacation are assured by the management that they will have a good time and get what they came for. Vintage gay porn and other pics from the Twentieth Century (1900s through the 1990s) are captioned, telling tongue-in-cheek stories of fictional guests and employees of a notoriously cruisy sexual playground. Recurring characters and storylines unfold from post to post, and  21st century navigational aids including tags, categorization, and sidebar links help you discover all the secrets of Loveless Motel Parody. My recommendation is that you start from the very first post.  The sidebar to the right includes a link to it.
 
I do not own any images used. The vast majority if images are vintage, though I have taken a few liberties from time to time by digitally enhancing or changing an image to fit a story line, or have taken a newer image when an old one can't be found to fit a narrative. My purpose is pure prurient adult entertainment or a laugh, and not for monetary gain. Requests for removal of any content will be honored as soon as possible. Image sources can usually be found via search, and  I find Google Images particularly helpful in identifying sources. I welcome all constructive feedback, comments, and whatever reader-approval mechanisms are available on the site. I view my efforts as a self-indulgent retirement hobby, and no more.
 
There is a real Loveless Motel and Cafe' in Nashville, TN. I ran across the image the vintage deco era sign online one day, searching for images of vintage motel neon signs, and was intrigued by the irony of the name, and the sign's blue and pink coloration, and Loveless Motel Parody was born.  There is no resemblance of my characters or descriptions.  Any similarities are unintentional and purely coincidental.
 
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HOLIDAYS

456. Aluminum City Celebrates Chinese New Year!

In honor of Chinese New Year, some of the units in Aluminum City have been upgraded with new red carpeting and a stunning Chinoiserie hand carved rosewood chair with dragon handles; a souvenir teal colored enameled floor ash tray will be offered as a gift to the first 20 lodgers to book the units.  These same units have had their wall paneling re-lacquered in a durable lead-based formula and an exciting shade created specifically for Loveless Motel called "Monkey Jungle Taupe."    In an
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STAFF MEMBERS

161. Putting forward an applicant for a position...

We've received a letter from a friend of Loveless Motel who has forwarded a recommendation for an opening that needs filling.  Thanks for his kind recommendation: we'll be following up with details of the outcome soon.   "This is Roger who is looking for a staff position at the infamous Loveless Motel.... Your guests might enjoy him as a Grindskeeper or indoor Plumbing Maintenance Man.. Yes please, let me know if he gets hired, I get a mighty big  'finders fee'...
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ACCOMMODATIONS

310. Aluminum City Vagabond Bar Billiards Trifecta

Aluminum City at Loveless Motel has a wide range of entertainment options, including The Vagabond, it's own pub with a pool table. This Certified Hustler provides an excellent example of a man's trifecta, offering up his personal inventory of cue, balls and pocket. Gentlemen, place your quarters on the siderail. The line starts to the right. Book your home away from home today!
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GUESTS

44. Outdoor Playground

These gents are out and about the grounds at Loveless Motel today, and unquestionably have a beautiful assembly of assets, each one of which should be assiduously assessed.
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SERVICES

92. In-Room Photo Session

Photography enthusiasts staying at Loveless Motel can fill all their needs at Shutter Bug Camera Shop, from equipment rentals, props, and 1 hour developing, to in-room hourly rate model visits. Rates vary, based on services rendered. Located off the lobby.
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179. Rubbers, Rubbers everywhere!

That fellow wants you to put his bayonet in your sheath, but it's conditional.   You'll find condoms everywhere at Loveless Motel. Pick one up today! (Housekeeping and our groundskeeper will appreciate it)
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14. Splendor in the Grass

Two guests at Loveless Motel have found a secluded spot - one of many that surround our property. You'll find urban comforts and country charm, and all the cock you can handle - Get comfortable, pour yourself a cocktail, and call one of our friendly vacation advisors now - he  just wants to ask a few simple questions to create that special vacation memory. The first question is likely to be "What are you wearing?" Rates apply. 888-4UI-CUMM
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OFFICER DICK

259. Officer Dick confronts an errant guest just in time

At Loveless Motel, our security staff, headed up by Officer Dick, who in his off duty hours watches over our property and guests with a staff of dedicated hands-on assistants, recently caught a local man trying to hot-wire a lodger's car in the parking lot over at Aluminum City.  He was able to provide the gentleman with a demonstration of just what happens to those who are incarcerated for felonious actions involving auto theft.  We can't confirm that
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268. Psycho Randy gets a blowjob with the assistance of John Gavin

Spartacus was being played as a double feature with Psycho, and Randy (we call him Psycho Randy now), the day shift check-in desk clerk at Loveless Motel got so horny when he saw John Gavin sniffing that shirt that he stood up, zipper at half mast, and moved to the back row of the theater, where he says he got a blow job from a cute townie named Bobby, who swallows. 
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GUESTS

539. Monochrome and Sundays Always Get Me Down

Shutter Bug Camera Shop, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel, is running a special - book a photo studio today for a session and we'll throw in the color film.  It seems Snap Wadmacher over ordered on his Kodak shipment so we have loads of the stuff.  Our photo studios offer privacy, and you'll get a professional look with Snap behind the camera.  Let's get you in here and oil you up, buddy!  Bring along your favorite prop, jockstrap, or friend, or let us supply you with one of ours. Get you
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GUESTS

128. The gentleman in room 222

The gentleman in room 222 has asked that we inform certain of our clients that he is entertaining other gentlemen who might be willing to provide a few favors for generous compensation.   Stop by anytime, he says.   Loveless Motel is always happy to help guests connect with ambitious and helpful fellows who seek fair trade in consideration for their time and effort.
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TRAVEL

178. On furlough, headed for Loveless

177b.mp4 On furlough and headed for summer vacation at Loveless Motel, our soldier says he got off at the local bus station to get a cab to the motel, but needed to take a piss. Thinking he'd got what he came for, he reckoned he might as well save some scratch and just turn around and take the next bus back.  Then he remembered the 48 hour cancellation policy, and so, dear reader, should you.   
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186. Local man makes good

One of our local men (a townie) has been hired by Shutter Bug Camera Shop at Loveless Motel. More frequently seen at Loveless Motel as one of the men on the garbage truck, one of our guests mentioned that we should look into hiring him on, after a chance encounter with him near the dumpster behind the Bunkhouse. "I'd have paid good money for that, but got it for free!" exclaimed the guest. The new man has a winning smile and a few other attrib
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208. Hey, Coach!

Summer activities are heating up at Loveless Motel.  We've retained the services of one of our frequent guests for this season, Coach Luke Atma Peterson, and he's ready to teach you a thing or two, We understand he's just as good at twirling balls off the court, as he is on the court. His goal is to loosen you up and stretch your holistic horizons.
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347. Loveless Truckstop Weekend

Loveless Truckstop has a loyal good buddy customer base that keeps men coming back for more. A man can stop by, got a hot meal and take a hot shower, drop his rig overnight, and head over to the motel for a few hours and cut loose. Popular among lots of truckers is the 8 Ball Bar, a 10 minute walk from the diner. Truckers always make room to carry the right gear for the right bar.
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YESTERYEARS QUEERS WORD OF THE DAY

279. Yesteryear's Queers' Word of the Day #32 - Alice Blue Gown

Alice Blue GownA campy term for someone who is a copor is dressed as a cop -1970s- from the title of a 1919 song about the daughter of President Theodore Roosevelt, who was famed for a dress she wore."Gentlemen, be forewarned that we expect a visit this evening from Alice Blue Gown, so we remind you not to be seen touching anyone while there's a pig in the building, and absolutely no dancing"or, conversely, "Oh come here you big burly Alice Blue Gown, search my body cavities, and handcuff me, al
YESTERYEARS QUEERS WORD OF THE DAY

171. Yesteryear's Queers' Word of the Day #18 - Glory Hole

Glory Hole In a public toilet, a hole is cut into the  partition between two stalls to  facilitate anonymous cock sucking. A tapping foot or peering eye indicates interest. -1940s- "Bill told me he got robbed today at the May Company -  he was standing at a glory hole with his trousers  pulled all the way down, getting a great blow job,  when a second guy in the other booth reached into his pocket  and stole his wallet, just has he was cumming"
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