Spartacus was being played as a double feature with Psycho,

and Randy (we call him Psycho Randy now),

the day shift check-in desk clerk at Loveless Motel

got so horny when he saw John Gavin sniffing that shirt

that he stood up, zipper at half mast,

and moved to the back row of the theater,

where he says he got a blow job from a cute townie

named Bobby, who swallows.