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Using gay vintage gay porn images to tell tall tales,  "Loveless Motel Parody" is a blog about a fictional 20th century gay resort, where men on vacation are assured by the management that they will have a good time and get what they came for. Vintage gay porn and other pics from the Twentieth Century (1900s through the 1990s) are captioned, telling tongue-in-cheek stories of fictional guests and employees of a notoriously cruisy sexual playground. Recurring characters and storylines unfold from post to post, and  21st century navigational aids including tags, categorization, and sidebar links help you discover all the secrets of Loveless Motel Parody. My recommendation is that you start from the very first post.  The sidebar to the right includes a link to it.
 
I do not own any images used. The vast majority if images are vintage, though I have taken a few liberties from time to time by digitally enhancing or changing an image to fit a story line, or have taken a newer image when an old one can't be found to fit a narrative. My purpose is pure prurient adult entertainment or a laugh, and not for monetary gain. Requests for removal of any content will be honored as soon as possible. Image sources can usually be found via search, and  I find Google Images particularly helpful in identifying sources. I welcome all constructive feedback, comments, and whatever reader-approval mechanisms are available on the site. I view my efforts as a self-indulgent retirement hobby, and no more.
 
There is a real Loveless Motel and Cafe' in Nashville, TN. I ran across the image the vintage deco era sign online one day, searching for images of vintage motel neon signs, and was intrigued by the irony of the name, and the sign's blue and pink coloration, and Loveless Motel Parody was born.  There is no resemblance of my characters or descriptions.  Any similarities are unintentional and purely coincidental.
 
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330. New Loveless Venue- Mr. Dick Gee's Hair and Now

Loveless Motel is excited to announce a new addition to our services -  Hair and Now, our men's salon, is now open off the lobby, under the expert hands of Hollywood stylist, Mr. Dick Gee, recommended to our operation by his admirer and former associate, Mr. Billy Swallows of Suit Up. His talents, as witnessed above, show one of his client's recent trans-formations which took place right after Mr. Dick spotted him arriving for his first stay during check in, and made him an offer he couldn't ref
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17. Howdy, Ke-mo sah-bee, How!

You can always find a worthy pursuit at Loveless Motel.  Our resident archery instructor, Manuel, claims a touch of American Indian ancestry, and he's looking for real straight shooters.  Join him down by the  lake every morning at 10 for a special demonstration. Many guests marvel at his conversational abilities, notably his frequent enigmatic cursing in "Indian talk",   and often remark that it must be tough to be able to speak Indian. He generally shrugs it off an
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208. Hey, Coach!

Summer activities are heating up at Loveless Motel.  We've retained the services of one of our frequent guests for this season, Coach Luke Atma Peterson, and he's ready to teach you a thing or two, We understand he's just as good at twirling balls off the court, as he is on the court. His goal is to loosen you up and stretch your holistic horizons.
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209. Yoga Legs

Don't be the guy who's embarrassed at the crucial moment when he says "Get those legs up in the air!" Loveless Motel has the solution: let our popular yoga instructor, Mr. Stretch N. Spreadam teach you how to attain the most complicated positions with ease. Meet Stretch on the pool deck every odd calendar day, and in the evenings at Ticklers Lounge where he is  a bar back
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21. We're getting a new roof!

Hey guys, we're getting a new roof at Loveless  Motel!  Men from a local roofing company will be seen on the property and up on the rooftops from 8am to 5pm Monday through Friday, weather allowing.   And don't be surprised if you see them for Happy Hour in the Tiki Lounge after their shift.  FYI, for you Bunkhouse guests, we offer the roofers shower privileges from 5-8PM during the week.  Make them feel welcome!
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512. Lifeguard Try-outs open soon!

Loveless Motel is gearing up for a wet and wild season by interviewing for Lifeguard positions for both Lake Loveless and our pool. Aspirants should join other interested men at the old hangar located in the Motor Pool area for a whistle blowing demonstration to be held soon, followed by a lecture on best blowing practices, recognizing situations in which blowing is the best course of action, and how to recover from an unsuccessful blow.  You may bring your own whistle (please, no slide whistles
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343. Halloween at The Stables

Even The Stables at Loveless Motel is getting into the act - while not overtly Halloween (you won't see any pumpkins here), some of the ranch hands like the rustic life and have erected a shack which you are welcome to tour, and guarantee that the first 20 visitors will make it out alive. Maybe.
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30. Do blondes have more fun?

One of our maintenance men, "Bang" Bengtsson, here, can often be seen sunning himself in some remote part of the property or other, though no part is so remote that you won't be able to find him if you need some "maintenance." He's a Swedish immigrant who excels at saying "Hyew are yew? Dyew I know yew? Anyway, dyew yew want to dyew the scryew?" and afterwards, "Are you thryew?"
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215. Get a Room

Two of our new hires over at the Motor Pool have hit it off pretty well.  They say their eyes first met when they both reached under the hood at the same time and tried to tighten the same nut. 
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518. Welcome to Reluctant Gardens

Spring is here, and gardening with it at Loveless Motel.  Green thumb goobers are legion all across the property from the planters in front of the cafe at Loveless Truck Stop, to the bushes and trails in and around the Silver Bullet bar and over at Aluminum City.  First time in a sun bonnet? Not to worry, the boots really butch it up.  Even in front of the rhododendrons, you are matchless holding a rake.  Do you wash windows? Wash that "somebody made me do this" look off your face...
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520. Staff Member - Publicity and Communications Manager Callum Z. Blabber

"Callum, you're such a gossipy boy. Best of luck, Coach Warner", his gym teacher had written in his senior yearbook. Asked what the Z. stood for for recently, he laughed and said it was his father's little joke - it doesn't stand for anything, but Dad thought it made his name sound funny and would get attention. And so it did. It was certainly better than a boy named "Sue". Like the S in Harry S. Truman does. it adds gravitas, hopefully. Or it makes people laugh when the name is called from an a
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45. Find Your L Spot

Stake your claim early any Sunday to get the best spot and most exposure for the Tea Dance at Loveless Motel. This model, supplied by Shutter Bug Camera Shop (located off the lobby) asked the photographer "What is an "L" spot?" and was told "None of your fucking business - just do your job."
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356. Maintenance Crew Notice - Monthly meeting

Guests are hereby notified that the Maintenance Crew at Loveless Motel will be unavailable to answer any calls today between the hours of 10AM and 5PM, due to their monthly meeting and training session.   Please try to avoid any situations which may require immediate attention, because they will not be able to attend to it until 5PM at the earliest, on a first come, first served basis.  People, we can only do so much.
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232. Dick Blunt - Tobacconist Extraordinaire

Mr. Dick Blunt, owner of Blunt Smoke Shop and Lottery Tickets, located off the lobby at Loveless Motel, when asked recently, says he doesn't smoke because, and we quote, "That shit'll kill ya!" He says he offers free back-room therapy to those wishing to quit smoking by helping them ween themselves off the addiction of nicotine by providing a similar feeling of having a thick, hot object in one's mouth. He claims a success rate of a whopping 10 percent,
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234. Dick Blunt's "Uncles"

Dick Blunt, tobacconist extraordinaire at Loveless Motel, shares with us some of his private photo collection including a rotogravure of his two "uncles", Mr. Thaddeus B. Packin, and Mr. Peter S. Tirring, standing outside their photography studio, who met years back in the steam room of a gentlemen's club at which they were both members, in Kalamazoo, Michigan.  Dick says they broke him in pretty good, and eventually fronted him the money for his fi
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522. Rock Blockhead's Construction crew demolishes Laundry Room wall

Rock Blockhead, Construction Projects Manager of Loveless Motel, after his successful leadership of the buildout of Nutbush Campground, takes a last opportunity to conduct the pre-demolition meeting of the wall between the 8 Ball Bar and the Laundry Room, to prepare the combined space of the Dirty Pool Bar, which will include the pool table, bar and laundry machines. Rock says he spent many happy evenings shooting on this very table. Known for his casual style, his crews are eager work under him
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66. The Pool Guy

Today's the day to relax by the pool at Loveless Motel where long poles are part of the standard equipment. Often a frequent guest during the winter months, where he holes up to write pulp novels, he checks in under his nom de plume, Hardy Rider.  During the summer months, he works the busy seasonal shifts in trade for lodging and meals. Meet Martin Cox.
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390. Off the Hook

The Board of Directors of the Love-Whistle Inc. has decided to keep Loveless Motel Senior Manager Nic, recognizing all his hard work. Nic, a definite ass man who loves to fuck it and have his eaten, has asked one of his current favorite interns to his suite to help him celebrate by showing the boss some gratitude.  Psycho Randy and Snap Wadmacher helped film the party.
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268. Psycho Randy gets a blowjob with the assistance of John Gavin

Spartacus was being played as a double feature with Psycho, and Randy (we call him Psycho Randy now), the day shift check-in desk clerk at Loveless Motel got so horny when he saw John Gavin sniffing that shirt that he stood up, zipper at half mast, and moved to the back row of the theater, where he says he got a blow job from a cute townie named Bobby, who swallows. 
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